As the saying goes, it rains heavily during the Qingming Festival, and girls in short skirts are out of their minds. Just look at a group of girls in leopard print short skirts wearing black stockings, twisting hard in the Victory Square of Joyoung City, with a huge crowd singing and dancing around.
, carts full of meat skewers are being grilled in turns, and the atmosphere with loud gongs and drums is really lively.
"Little Dragon Girl plays the flute, Little Dragon Girl plays the flute..."
The song ended! Li Rong, who was dripping with sweat, led the hot girls off the stage, and Xiao Longnu led a group of artistic girls up. Guzheng, pipa and other things were all placed, and the little dragon girl also held a bamboo in her hand.
The flute was played, and everyone in the audience immediately started cheering loudly, causing Xiao Longnu to turn red in the face.
Xia Buyer immediately jumped onto the big stage and cursed with a hint of drunkenness: "Which bastard is yelling down there, do you know the goods? This is a flute, not a flute. My little dragon girl can only give me the flute."
If you can do it alone, your skills are so mind-blowing!"
"I'm going to die! Did I drink too much horse urine..."
Xiao Longnu immediately punched him in shame and anger, and ran off the stage with a red face and stopped playing. The tens of thousands of people in the dark laughed loudly, but Xia Buer still couldn't stand upright and said with a smile: "
My little daughter-in-law is shy, how about I come and give you a blowjob, and I’ll make sure you’re ecstatic?”
"You can pull it down. If you blow six bottles of beer, you'll be on your head. If you blow it again, you'll be lying down..."
The soldiers waved their hands and shook their heads with disgust. In the past two days since Xia Buer came back from Shihu City, he had been completely idle. He didn't care about training or strategy. He even asked him to withdraw all the Jiang Defense Forces.
They completely let themselves go. Although the soldiers were not used to it, they were very happy.
Xia Buer asked someone to bring a suona, and said with a wicked smile: "As the saying goes, when you first hear it, you are still the bridegroom, and when you hear it again, you are the man in the coffin. This king of musical instruments can send you to the sedan chair, and it can also send you to the coffin.
, it will make you want to die, today I will play a song for you, and I wish you all a safe journey on the road to Huangquan!"
"Bah~ Good luck! Get away with the bad luck..."
The soldiers jumped up and shouted loudly, but soon began to laugh and taunt. Xia Buer's suona was worse than the ghost's howl, but after he finished playing it intoxicatedly alone, someone finally asked: "Second Master! Let's do it!"
Have you really been disarmed and returned to work?”
"..."
The whole square suddenly became quiet, and it was so quiet that you could hear the drop of a pin. Li Rong and Gou Mei, both of them, had piercing eyes, but Xia Buer was silent for a while before saying: "Brothers! I don't want to do whatever you want.
Stop me, but I’m really tired, not to mention being a thug for those bastards, it’s not worth it!”
"Second Master! Wherever you go, we will go..."
A soldier stood up and said loudly: "If you ask me, it's good as it is now. Why should we go to the battlefield to fight for them while they hide behind and enjoy the fruits of their labor? At worst, we can go live abroad together until the zombie clan comes knocking on our door.
It’s enough to be cool and unrestrained, and you will die without regrets, right brothers?”
"right!"
Almost everyone shouted in unison, even Aunt Wu and others shouted together. Xia Buer walked to the microphone and said with a smile: "I listen to you this time. Let's play here for a few more days. Next time
At the beginning of the week, let’s abandon the city and go to the beach, and go to Australia to see kangaroos together!”
"Oh~"
The soldiers jumped up and cheered loudly, throwing all the messy things into the sky. Xia Fuji even waved for the girls from the art troupe to continue performing. The joyful atmosphere was once again pushed to a climax, but suddenly someone shouted: "
Marshal! The Renaissance Army has launched a nuclear bomb!"
"What?"
The noisy square suddenly became quiet. Xia Fuji hurriedly ran out of the crowd. A communications soldier said breathlessly: "The Renaissance Army just informed us that they teamed up with the mutants to launch six missiles, four of which were
It carries a tactical nuclear warhead, and the other two are large-yield strategic nuclear bombs..."
"Let's get to the point..."
Xia Buer shouted depressedly, and the communications soldier hurriedly said: "The Queen of the Corpse Tribe met with Xiang Tian, and Xiang Tian took the opportunity to provide precise positioning. First, two strategic nuclear bombs flattened the West Mall, and then fired hundreds more
Ground-penetrating bombs, and finally four tactical nuclear bombs, it is said that the West Mall has been blown into a big hole!"
"Young Marshal! I brought the map..."
Two officers quickly ran over from behind and directly brought a map to the dining table. The location and approximate range of the explosion were marked on it. Xia Buer stared at the map carefully and remained silent. The location of the explosion was within the northwest region.
, which is in line with Feng Jiayin’s flight back from abroad.
Aunt Wu shook her head and exclaimed: "The Renaissance Army is really desperate this time. This is Xishang City, one of the six ancient capitals, with a population of tens of millions, and the nearest city to them is only a few hundred kilometers away. If this is still
If Feng Jiayin cannot be killed by the explosion, these bastards will probably cry to death!"
"Second brother! Do you think Feng Jiayin will be killed by the explosion..."
The dog girl looked at Xia Buer with bright eyes. Xia Buer nodded and said: "As long as it is really there, it will definitely die. No matter how many bars it has, it cannot withstand so many nuclear bombs. I am afraid that it is not there at all, but
We will know the answer soon, as long as the corpse clan appears, it will definitely be alive!"
"Should we make some responses..."
Feng Momo raised his head from the side, and Xia Buer knocked on the table and said: "Inform all our cities to reinforce the underground defenses, prepare at least half a year's supplies to put them in, and then starting from tonight, all the people will live underground.
Half a month, anyway, be prepared for a nuclear attack!"
"Okay! I'll go and notify them right away..."
Feng Momo immediately left with the communications troops. Xia Buer straightened up and said: "Brothers! Let's start making preparations. Immediately send some people to the beach to get a boat, and the rest will hide underground and wait for the beach.
Let’s go to sea when we’re ready!”
"Erga! But we have millions of people, we can't take them all away..."
Big Taro blinked and looked at him blankly, but Xia Buer said: "Don't worry! There are many people who are reluctant to leave. You should go and count how many people are willing to leave with us. If you don't leave, hand over the territory to them."
, we will transfer them in batches if they are willing to leave, I estimate it will not exceed 300,000 at most!"
"If Feng Jiayin is really killed, it would be great if 200,000 people could follow us..."
Aunt Wu shook her head and said: "The original troops of the Shufflers have no feelings for us, and the people on their territory have no sense of belonging. Those who are willing to leave are the old people of Gushan City and Jiuyang City. Going to sea is a life-threatening thing. Those who are greedy for comfort
All the guys are scared to death!"
"No matter how much it is, if you want to let it go, let it go completely..."
Xia Buer waved it without hesitation, and then issued a series of orders. After everyone hurriedly finished their meal, they started to get busy. All the nuclear protection fortifications were reinforced, and when there were not enough chemical protective suits, they worked overtime to make them.
Strive to do it with one person at a time. After all, no one can stop the living corpse from using nuclear bombs.
…
Evening! Jiuyang City, with a population of 70,000 to 80,000 people, is like a ghost town. Except for the patrols, there is hardly a ghost. People have all moved their homes into underground fortifications. There are no bullies to bully others. Everyone gathers together to brag and spank.
It's quite lively, and the sound of mahjong can be heard all the time.
"Haha~ Eat your dick, take off your pants and let me touch it..."
Li Rong happily pushed down a pair of mahjong, and pinched Xiao Longnu's arms like a female gangster. All four ladies of the Xia family were sitting on the same table, rubbing mahjong, with Gao Dayao, Nie Ergou and the like sitting behind them.
He sat behind them holding melon seeds and watched, and even the little fox girl curiously followed suit.
"Hey! Look, I'm looking up at the bright moon again..."
Feng Momo pointed to the front left mischievously, and a dozen girls immediately turned their heads, only to see Xia Buer lying alone on the sofa in the corner, holding a suona full of saliva in his hand, dumbfounded.
He stared blankly at the moldy basement ceiling without blinking.
Teacher Tang raised his chin and said: "This is retirement syndrome. In the past, the whole country revolved around him, and his head was spinning like a top. Now that he is suddenly idle, he becomes confused. All he can think about is me.
What should we do?”
Gao Dayao came over and wondered: "Sisters! Doesn't the second brother have any personal hobbies? I see that he doesn't play cards or gamble. He doesn't even play computer games. He has been playing the suona all day long.
Is there any hobby that can relieve his boredom?"
"Yes! His biggest hobby is riding motorcycles, but this is also his only hobby..."
Li Rong lit up a cigarette and said helplessly: "This man in our family is a good man. He doesn't gamble, drink, or beat his wife. All the money he earns is handed over to us. For the first time, he found you two mistresses, but he ended up being placed there."
I haven’t touched him for the past few days. If this continues, I’m worried that he will become sexually frigid!”
Nie Ergou said sadly: "I'm so worried. Last night I was wearing a thong and dangling in front of him, and I even dragged Teacher Tang to have sex with him. Teacher Tang's butt was so twisted that even I was excited, and he ended up
As if I didn’t see it, I just took Rhubarb out for a run!”
"You are all wrong. He is competing with those scum..."
Xiao Longnu suddenly waved her hand and said: "Sun Chuci and the others have chilled his heart, but in fact he desires to fight more than anyone else. As long as any of Sun Chuci and the others come to ask him, he will definitely lead his troops out of the mountain immediately, but
I hope they never come and we should have our private lives!"
"That's right! No one is allowed to persuade him to leave the mountain. Wait until he gets used to leisure and becomes energetic..."
Tang Yu nodded hurriedly. Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, there was a shout from outside the door. Xia Buer jumped up from the sofa like a spring. His eyes were as bright as two searchlights, but he ran in.
The soldier actually shouted: "There is a meteor shower, there are many of them, go out and make a wish!"
"Damn! I've never seen a shooting star..."
Xia Buyer sat back angrily. He was like a broken tire with the valve core pulled out. He slumped on the sofa in a daze. But just when he was about to go to bed, the boy who had just shouted about the meteor shower became anxious again.
He ran in shamelessly.
"What are you doing? A meteor is falling..."
Xia Buer stood up and yawned, but the other party shouted urgently: "Second Master! Something big happened. Wuwei City and the lair of the Renaissance Army were attacked by the Corpse Clan at the same time. Wuwei City has been destroyed. Their
The old nest can’t hold on much longer, it’s said that Commander Gong’s helicopter was shot down and he’s missing!”
"What? So fast..."
Xia Buer looked at him in disbelief, but then he felt a dull vibration, and even the water glass on the table was shaking.
If there is a nuclear bomb, it must be... Jiang Fang Camp at such a close distance!"