Ten days sounds like a long time, but it is definitely not enough for the mobilization of the army. In the past ten days, almost everyone has been working like crazy. The troops have transported heavy weapons to the front line. Civilians have also come out to help as much as they can, and some people have been working overtime.
to build nuclear-proof fortifications.
"Huh~"
Xia Fujian squatted on a tank and smoked a cigarette. In front of him was the dark night and the surging river. A large number of engineering soldiers were building pontoons. All kinds of materials were piled up around him. Behind him, there were 100,000 soldiers as far as the eye could see.
A large number of campfires covered the entire land like stars.
This was his first time to come to the No. 2 Jiang Defense Camp. He didn't expect that he would have to fight across the river as soon as he arrived. There was a bombed bridge not far away. This bridge was blown up under his order half a year ago and it cracked.
The mouth is like a funny big mouth, as if it is laughing at his stupidity and overestimation of his abilities.
"Ah! The weather is neither cold nor hot, so comfortable..."
Dog Girl and Aunt Wu climbed onto the tank together, sat side by side on the turret and swung their legs. Big Taro also climbed up and rode on the barrel, holding a piece of dried meat to seduce Rhubarb below. Dog Girl suddenly asked: "Two
Brother! If we can’t go back this time, do you have any regrets?”
"What about you..."
Xia Buer picked up two cans of beer from beside him and threw them to them. Gou Mei opened it and took a sip before saying: "My biggest regret is that I couldn't find a woman I love deeply to marry. I like Bai Luoshi at best, and
Even if I can’t let my parents see what I look like now, I can still be considered a glorious ancestor!”
Aunt Wu also drank beer and said: "My only regret is that I couldn't give birth to a boy and a girl. There is really nothing else to regret. I have slept with foreign girls, black girls, celebrities, policewomen, female leaders and so on."
However, there are still a group of girls who really love me, and I will die without any regrets in this life!"
"Are you collecting Dragon Balls? Even black people are willing to join..."
Big Taro sat down with Dahuang and said with a smile: "I am just like Old Brother Wu. I am short and fat and can capture the hearts of several beauties. My life has not been in vain. If my father knew about it, he would definitely
I'm so happy, by the way! Erga, do you have any regrets?"
"Actually, I am a person without dreams or even big ambitions..."
Xia Buer looked at the stars in the sky and said: "I used to want to make a lot of money and find my mother, but then I just wanted to survive in the cracks. In the end, I didn't even know what happened, but I walked step by step on the road to the savior.
I feel like it’s all because of my cheap master, I even think he’s been cheating me!”
"Isn't your dream to kill all the living corpses? You've always told us so..."
Aunt Wu crushed the beer can and threw it to the ground, but Xia Buer shook his head and said: "What kind of dream is this? Who doesn't want to kill all the living corpses? But if I hadn't met my master, he would have kept nagging me
Brainwashed, I never thought that today would happen, so when it comes to regrets, I have nothing to regret!"
"Not at all..."
Big Taro didn't believe it, Xia Buyer shook his head again and said: "Sometimes I feel that I have not grown up yet, how could I suddenly become a human leader? I have never thought about getting married and having children, and I don't care about women. I have two
I would be satisfied if I only had a true lover. What I really regret is that I have never been abroad and learned English but I didn’t put it to use!”
"Tell me, where is this black iron can? Could it be on Shen Jinghua or Li Xuezhu..."
Aunt Wu took out cigarettes and distributed them to them. Da Yutou also said with deep understanding: "I think Li Xuezhu is the most likely. Li Xuezhu is a bit of a bitch. She suddenly decided to go it alone. She must have some hidden cards.
Come out, I think you should just strip her naked and look for her, just in time to use her first time to celebrate!"
"Yeah! What a good idea. If I don't do it this time, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it again..."
Gou Mei and Aunt Wu both gave thumbs up, and Aunt Wu said mischievously: "Go and do it! It might be the last shot in your life. If she keeps pretending to be innocent with you, you should get rid of her as soon as possible."
If you give your virginity to someone else, after you die, you still have to live and pretend to be dead!"
"Li Xuezhu! Are you a virgin..."
Xia Buyer suddenly shouted at the top of his lungs. Li Xuezhu, who was leading a patrol, froze suddenly. When all the soldiers around looked at her in shock, she suddenly turned red from her earlobes to the root of her neck, but Li Xuezhu
Blushing, he asked loudly: "Of course, do you want it?"
"Wow~"
The dark crowd all exclaimed. The final battle was about to come, and General Tianwang began to become shameless. Xia Buer said loudly: "I don't want it. They all say you are pretending to be innocent. I will just do whatever you want."
Just ask, why don't you go and stay somewhere cool?"
Who knew that Li Xuezhu was not angry, but said arrogantly: "Xia Buer! If you are still a man, don't say what you mean. Anyway, I put my words here today, and there will be a decisive battle in three days.
You want me to give it to you at any time, otherwise you will have to wait for the rest of your life!"
"Young Marshal! Take her first blood to celebrate..."
The surrounding soldiers shouted loudly. Li Xuezhu smiled proudly and turned around to leave. However, Xia Buer sat back nonchalantly, picked up a beer and continued to brag with his brothers. After a while, Feng Momo also climbed up carrying peanuts.
He came up and said with a bad smile: "We are having sex in public. Have you asked my mother?"
"It's just a date! I'm just making fun of her..."
Xia Buyer took the peanuts and put them on the turret, and Feng Momo also sat down to drink with them, but Big Taro suddenly said: "I once read a story, saying that two soldiers agreed on the battlefield, who would
If someone dies on the battlefield, the other person will wear women’s clothing and attend the funeral of the deceased. Let’s make an agreement between the four of us!”
"Okay! Who is afraid of whom..."
Aunt Wu stretched out her hand without hesitation, Xia Buer and Gou Mei also smiled and pressed it on, while Big Taro put his hand on the top and said: "Momo, be a witness. No matter whose funeral you attend, the living people
You have to wear women's clothing and a thong, and you have to wear a wig and lipstick, nothing less!"
"This is too clumsy. I won't bear witness..."
Feng Momo hurriedly shook his head into a rattle, but Aunt Wu said enthusiastically: "Let's just say our last words. If I die, you will burn two big-butt inflatable dolls for me.
Girls find a good home, I have one last wish, if Li Xiaobian is not dead, Fuji must kill her!"
"Damn! What kind of broken last wish are you doing..."
Xia Buyer looked at him angrily, but the dog girl said again: "My last wish is also this, otherwise it would be a pity and irritation. If Li Xuezhu didn't have your help, would she be able to survive today? The rest of you will
Just burn two motorcycles for me, and find a handsome guy for Bai Luoshi, that’s all!”
Big Taro also nodded and said: "Yes! If Erga doesn't get Li Xiaobian's first blood, I won't be able to rest in peace even if I die. My remaining request is also very simple. Thank you for taking care of me. Who do they want to be with?"
It doesn’t matter to me, as long as they can be happy!”
Xia Buyer stood up straight and said: "Okay! Then let me talk about mine. If I die, none of you should do extreme things for me. Just find a way to seek refuge abroad. How many years can you live?
Nian, Momo and Rongrong can make their own decisions, you all have your own opinions anyway!"
"Stop talking, it's too unlucky..."
Feng Momo's eyes were red and he wanted to pull them away. Who knew that after the four men shouted loudly, they all pressed their hands down hard. Even if the agreement was completely completed, Feng Momo immediately said: "I
Let me also say my wish, that everyone is safe and prosperous!"
"Haha~ Then I wish you all your wishes in advance, cheers..."
Xia Fujian raised the beer can high, and the five beer cans collided heavily. The five people drank all the beer in the can at the same time, and then sat on the tank and talked and laughed happily, just waiting for the soldiers to
After falling asleep, Xia Buer came to the depths of the military camp alone.
…
Just two days passed almost in a flash. More than 200,000 human alliance troops gathered together and entered various predetermined locations in batches according to the plan, waiting for the final battle that was about to begin the day after tomorrow. However, Xia Buer and others were in the camp.
Worried.
"Fu Er! Are you sure the black corpse insect is not on them..."
Feng Momo paced back and forth anxiously in the camp, while Xia Buer shook his head and said: "I went to Li Xuezhu and Shen Jinghua and directly told me that I didn't have the Black Corpse Insect, but they both said they didn't. Now
Now that we have reached this juncture, there should be no need for them to hide it from me anymore!"
Aunt Wu said angrily: "If we can't get the black corpse worm, Feng Jiayin will definitely not show up. If we let it know that we don't have the black corpse worm at all, what awaits us will be disaster. She will definitely use the nuclear bomb."
Hit us hard on the head and we will all die here!"
"Second Master! There is a girl named Zhu Yanxuan who wants to see you. She said she is from Mining Town..."
A guard suddenly ran in from outside the door. Xia Buer, who was shocked, immediately waved his hands vigorously. Most people didn't know about Mining Town. No one even tried to occupy it because it was too remote. But Mining Town belonged to his master Chen Guangda.
Lair.
"It couldn't be that your master sent someone here..."
Aunt Wu and others all gathered around, and soon saw a petite and beautiful girl walk in. She was about twenty-five or six years old, wearing a very eye-catching red sportswear, with a neat and clean hair hanging on her head.
The ponytail gives people a very lively and heroic feeling.
"You are Xia Buer, please call auntie..."
Zhu Yanxuan walked up to Xia Buer with an arrogant look on her face. Xia Buer looked at her dumbfounded, but Zhu Yanxuan glared again and said, "Aren't you stupid? You even forgot my name. Why don't you pay me back?"
Your grandfather remitted several years of living expenses!"
"I...I remembered, you are Zhu Fei's biological sister, right..."
Xia Buer pointed at her excitedly. Zhu Fei was his master's dead brother. Who knew that Zhu Yanxuan actually took out a black "thermos cup" from her bag and threw it to Xia Buer like garbage.
But everyone exclaimed in unison: "Black Corpse Insect!!!"
Zhu Yanxuan clapped her hands and said: "Well! I leave the jar to you, and my task is completed. It depends on your performance next, little nephew! Bye~"
"Wait! Where did you get the black iron can? Did my master give it to you..."
Xia Buyer hurriedly stepped forward and shouted, Zhu Yanxuan turned around and said: "Nonsense! If not, he could be a ghost. You actually believe what the old pervert said. This jar is equipped with a tracking chip. You guys came from the Black Desert."
Not long after he came out, he sent someone to give me the jar, idiot!"
"Old bastard! I'll fight you..."
Xia Buyer roared like crazy, suddenly rolled his eyes and fainted from the anger. Everyone was so frightened that they quickly helped him to the sofa, but everyone felt the same way. Chen Guangda was really cheating, he cheated Xia
Time and time again, Fuji pushed him step by step to the position of savior.