In the dark and depressing interrogation room, a strong, shirtless man was lying on the tiger bench, his wet head hanging down. The liquid flowing from his long black hair formed a puddle of light red on the floor.
, while the two policemen were smoking cigarettes, frowning deeply, and staring at him with serious eyes.
"The eighth day of the seventh lunar month! It's cloudy, there will be light rain, everything is unfavorable, it's very bad..."
The man said in a hoarse and low voice: "She is a female college student. Today she wore a long white skirt. She is very beautiful and pure. I fell in love with her. She also said that she likes me very much. The closest distance between us is minus eighteen
Centimeters, but after twenty-six minutes and fifty-eight seconds, I suddenly got tired of it, so..."
"Bang~"
A policewoman slammed the table, pointed at him and yelled angrily: "Smelly Taoist priest! Stop making up love stories here. No matter how nice you make it up, you still have to pay to find a girl. Sisters can play with you from nurses to flight attendants."
, and from playing with you as a student girl to being a female police officer, your legs are so tired that you can’t even think of leaving if you lose even a dime today!”
"Listen to me, I am rich, really rich..."
The Taoist priest raised his head with a sad face. He turned out to be a twenty-seven-year-old with a mustache. He said with a bitter look on his face: "That girl wants to take me to the lake to study and let me enjoy the feeling of nature, but right here
When she went to the convenience store, I... I actually met a panda, and it snatched my bag..."
"Why don't you go eat shit and return pandas? You think we are idiots..."
The two coquettish policewomen stood up in shock and anger, took off the electric batons from the wall and were about to teach him a lesson, but the Taoist priest shouted again: "O conscience of heaven and earth! You really have a panda, pick me up in your mouth
My bag ran into the woods, but don’t worry, as long as you give me my pants, I will definitely get the bag back, and it won’t be a penny less!”
"Hmph~ If you dare to lie to us, I will blow your anus with electricity..."
The little policewoman pressed the electric baton aggressively, opened the tiger bench suspiciously, and directly handcuffed him in a serious way. Then the two women escorted him out vigilantly. The hard-working Taoist priest only wore
A pair of wrinkled pants.
Outside the door are suites, classrooms, wards, offices, cabins and military camps with various themes. They are almost all available, and beauties in various uniforms are also walking around among them. The most popular ones are naturally stewardesses and policewomen.
There are also many female officers, and there are also female leaders and secretaries who are arrogant.
"Give him the pants first, he said he can get the money..."
Two policewomen escorted the Taoist priest into the classroom. A student girl in a white dress threw her pants over with a look of disgust. The Taoist priest quickly put on his pants in embarrassment, and actually took out a pack of black dried meat from his pocket, and then pulled it.
I opened the window and stretched my hand outside, and a squeaking sound came out of my mouth, which sounded like a rat's bark.
"ah……"
Several girls were suddenly startled when they saw a dark weasel jumping onto the window sill. Its two red eyes peeked into the room, and then it jumped to the Taoist priest's hand to eat the dried meat, but the Taoist priest said
: "Stop eating! The pandas have robbed your dry food. Go find it and get it back. Go!"
The black rat seemed to understand what he was saying. After eating two pieces of dried meat, he jumped off the window sill. The Taoist priest also quickly tied up his long hair and climbed out of the window. The three girls saw this and quickly chased him out. The Taoist priest was in front of them.
They owe a lot. If they run away, the three of them will have to bear the debt. It will not be easy for them to make a living.
"Stop! Don't run..."
The three girls chased after them in a hurry. The black rat and the Taoist priest were both very fast. They ran to the edge of the small lake in the blink of an eye. Who knew that the black rat suddenly disappeared after sniffing the ground?
Running deeper into the campus, the expressions of the three girls suddenly changed.
"You can't go there! It's a restricted area over there..."
The three girls yelled in panic, but when they saw the black rat leaping into a courtyard, several female gunmen suddenly appeared in the forest, and they directly raised their guns and pointed them at the Taoist priest. The Taoist priest was frightened and stopped hurriedly and said
: "My bag is lost, my pet is helping me find it, it seems to be in that yard!"
"Who are you and what are you doing in my yard..."
Chu Qin walked out of the yard with a suspicious face, one hand covering his butt unnaturally. Xia Buer and others also followed him out of the yard. After the three little girls came over and explained, Chu Qin
Qin Hao said with a smile: "Are you drunk? Why didn't you say we have penguins here?"
"I don't drink as a monk. I'm really a panda. If you don't believe me, go and look at the footprints in the forest..."
The Taoist priest pointed to the grove with a depressed face, but suddenly there was a barking in the courtyard, accompanied by a "ding-dong-dang" sound. Xia Buer hurried back to the courtyard to take a look, only to see Da Huang following
A black rat jumped up and down, with black scales protruding from its body, and jumped directly from the car to the outside.
"I'll go! The mutated beast..."
Xia Buer quickly pulled out the corpse claw dagger from his waist. This black rat was of a high level. Not only did Rhubarb not get any benefits, but its sharp claws scratched it into a big painted face, and even scratched its scales.
Sparks were flying out of the sky, and its speed was so dazzling that Xia Buer could barely see its trajectory clearly.
"Don't do it! This is the immortal I raised..."
The Taoist priest ran in with a pale face and squeaked at the black rat a few times. Then the black rat jumped up on his shoulder with a "swish" sound, hooked his waist and gasped for breath.
Naturally, he was very tired and glared at the black rat with bared teeth, as if he was considering how to deal with it.
The Taoist priest looked at Xia Buer in shock and asked: "Donor! You should be the King of Heaven, right? This dog must be your Roaring Heavenly Dog, right? Ordinary dogs can't beat my Immortal, not even the Living Corpse Dog."
It tore it apart, this is the first time I have seen a divine dog that can compete with the Great Immortal!"
"What's your name? How did you subdue this weasel..."
Xia Buyer looked at him strangely. This long-haired man was neither male nor female. If he hadn't called himself Pindao, he would have thought it was Red Demon Queen's human-male brother. But the Taoist priest smiled and said, "Pindao"
Daohua Xiangzi is the eldest disciple of Zhang Zhenren in Longhu Mountain. I used my secret technique to conquer this rat. After seven or seven uh..."
The Taoist priest's voice stopped suddenly, and he saw that Xia Buer had already pulled out the pistol from his waist, pointed at his lower body and said sarcastically: "I have seen a lot of fake Taoist priests who consecrate female believers on the bed, but those who blatantly visit the brothels
, this is my first time meeting you, if you dare to say a word of nonsense again, I will let you become a nun!"
"Haha~ It's just a casual meal! Don't mind your professional habits, Lord Heaven..."
The Taoist priest said with an embarrassed smile: "I am a poor Taoist...oh no! My name is Xiang Kuihua. My acquaintances call me Da Kui Zi, and some of my bad friends call me Da Kui Hua. In order to make a living, I learned fortune telling from others.
I met the Great Immortal accidentally. I fed it some dried meat from living corpses, and it followed me all the time, and..."
"Bang~"
Xia Buyer suddenly shot him in the foot. Big Sunflower was so frightened that he sat down on the ground, covered his ears and shouted: "I said, I said! I stole a bottle of mutant fluid and injected it myself.
I became a mutant. After the mutation, I have a special ability. I can simply communicate with small animals, no! It's a living corpse of a small animal..."
"When did you mutate? Where did you live before..."
Xia Buer picked up his trousers and squatted in front of him. Da Kuihua said hesitantly: "Just...just a year ago, after the nuclear explosion, I felt like I was going to die from radiation. When I escaped from Taihong County with others, I
I found a Kuotai who was bitten by a living corpse. She wanted to inject mutated liquid to resist the poison, so I... snatched her away!"
"You communicate with my rhubarb..."
Xia Buer waved to Dahuang, Dahuang walked to him wagging his tail, Dahuanghua had no choice but to clear his throat and imitate a dog barking twice, but Dahuang barked twice with a look of disgust, Dahuanghua immediately said awkwardly
: "It... it called me stupid. It also said that it had finished eating the dried meat. It wouldn't... Oh! You are that panda's accomplice!"
"Panda? Dahuang, did you take other people's things..."
Xia Buer looked at Dahuang inexplicably. Dahuang immediately jumped into the car and dragged out a black backpack. Dakuihua immediately shouted: "This is my bag, I have everything in it."
Specially made little jerky, the panda must have smelled the smell of the jerky, so he grabbed my bag and shared it with it!"
"Liu Yue! Did you turn it into a panda..."
Xia Buer looked at Liu Yue angrily, and Liu Yue nodded with a stiff smile. Xia Buer rolled his eyes at her and said: "Big Sunflower! I will compensate you for your losses, but your dried meat
What is it made of, and will eating it increase the mutant beast's strength or anger?"
"Definitely not! It's just ordinary living corpse thigh meat, plus some seasonings and spinal cord..."
Big Sunflower hurriedly took the bag and said: "I can simply communicate with small animals, but I can't subdue them. It wasn't until I developed this special small dried meat that all living corpses like to eat it. I just use meat to eat it."
I caught the Great Immortal and let it follow me to protect me. I also raised a few corpse birds and two corpse cats!"
"Can't you communicate with the big guys..."
Xia Buyer looked at him strangely, and Big Sunflower quickly shook his head and said: "I don't dare to try, what if I can't communicate and eat me, and everyone is very irritable. I have even managed to kill a husky, but then
The guy kept barking nervously, and the next day I dropped him and ran away!"
Chu Qin suddenly came over and said with a smile: "You are quite a talent. From now on, work with your sister. I guarantee that you will have endless women and money to spend. All you need to do is help your sister train some mutant beasts. I will
How about being responsible for catching you and practicing?"
Big Sunflower actually smiled stiffly and said: "Haha~ I really want to become a monk. I came here to have a final roll in the world of mortals, and then find a place deep in the mountains and old forests to concentrate on eating fast and chanting Buddha. Oh no, I won't stay if I eat fast and practice Taoism.
Come down and show off your ugliness, poor Taoist took the first step!"
"Come here! Calculate how much money he owes in total..."
Chu Qin suddenly turned cold and turned around. A policewoman immediately said loudly: "He ordered a campus bully set menu, exclusive to the director of obstetrics and gynecology, as well as a flight attendant threesome and a jailbreak supreme set, plus
He broke the antiques while escaping, and wasted our time and interest, totaling 360,800!"
"You are robbing money, there is so much..."
The big sunflower almost jumped up in shock, but Chu Qin sneered and said: "What we are playing is of a high level. All the antiques in the guild hall are treasures with appraisal certificates. Everyone who comes here to play knows that there are two
I'll let you choose, stay and work for me to pay off your debts, or lose money immediately, if you can't afford it I'll turn you into jerky!"
Big Sunflower immediately clapped her legs and cried: "A black shop! This is a black shop. Do you still have the law?"