The expressions of the Samsara couple were extremely exaggerated. Unfortunately, half of Liu Shiba's thoughts ran away, and the rest was left on the back of his head.
He never saw Samsara bulging his eyes, lying on the black soil in the dimensional space and vomiting.
There was a smile on Liu Shiba's eyebrows, as if he had survived a disaster, and his head was swinging from side to side, showing off triumphantly as if he knew how to do housework.
He pinched the dirty part with two fingers and rubbed the black and yellow parts back and forth...
"Huhuhu..."
While rubbing it, Liu Shiba puffed out his cheeks and blew on it a few times. The dust floated away, carrying a smell similar to the pickled cabbage from Northeast China.
"Look, it works for Hui Pu Pu Pu. Are you smacking your lips at me? Is it dirty?"
"What is this, sauerkraut?"
Liu Shiba said half a sentence but still didn't finish his sentence. He spat out a few drops of saliva and moistened the black and yellow dyed area.
Qin Da's eyes began to blink hard and he said softly:
"Head! This is not a handkerchief, it is a mask that Xiao Wu sewed for me. I am going to wipe it for you..."
"You know, is it the one who wiped my mouth? Or put it on my mouth? Isn't that right? Could it be put on my forehead?
Hee hee, Qin Da, look, I put the mask on my forehead, do I look like a pilot?"
Qin Da didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He quickly looked solemn, glared and loudly completed what he had just left unfinished:
"butt!"
"You have discernment! When this mask is put on your head, it really looks like Aunt Cuihua's two pieces of white flesh..."
Tsk tsk! Shhhhhhhhhh, keep your voice down and don’t scold me. If Aunt Cuihua accidentally hears it, it will be bad, do you understand?"
Liu Shiba squinted his eyes, pulled off the mask, looked back and forth, then simply put it on his face, and said in a loud voice:
"Now I have a good image, I instantly look beautiful."
Qin Da's eyes looked past Liu Shiba, and then past the big blue stone half a man's height behind him, and looked back...
"broken……"
Qin Da held back two words and his eyes froze.
"Tsk tsk! Look at Aunt Cuihua, she is as beautiful as a girl now. Do you dare to believe that she is a sixty-year-old aunt?
I remember that when my grandfather was still alive, he would always take me to climb out of the window. If we were discovered, we would run away.
Aunt Cuihua, step down from those two bushes of black and oily hair on her legs, they are fluttering and fluttering, she is not vague when she curses..."
Suddenly out of danger, Liu Shiba felt particularly comfortable and high-spirited.
Qin Daque's hands and feet were frozen, dumbfounded!
He was really speechless because he was the stupidest and couldn't really get a word in...
At this time, quietly, a small group of dark figures gathered quietly by the bushes behind Liu Shiba...
They are the others in Liu Shiba's group, including Mrs. Huan, and the forty-six soldiers who look like soft noodles brought by Meng Tianfang are here!
Everyone guessed that Qin Da had not returned, so they must have discovered it, so they followed the marks left by Qin Da and searched for him!
As soon as I came out, I happened to see Qin Da and Liu Shiba arguing about a mask. They were so tender and affectionate...
However, everyone, like Liu Shiba, didn't notice anything strange - nothing strange.
The only thing that makes people's mouth twitch is Liu Shiba's eloquent talk, which involves a certain taboo that makes people old but not old!
That's a pretty, pretty girl - no! She's sixty years old, an old beauty.
Li Ergou and Cuihua looked at each other in confusion. Their expressions at this time were even stranger. It seemed that it was not the anger of Cuihua after being torn alive, but another kind of joy?
Joy is a small expression, but there is an even bigger expression of joy, with a hint of sadness and indignation?
As if in harmony with the mentality of the old-fashioned Li Ergou and the charming Cuihua, a whirlwind suddenly blew up in the originally windless mountain woods.
Cyclone discount coupons soar into the sky...
"Whoosh-"
In an instant, the sky turned from clear to dark, as if the sky was shattering and the earth was shattering, and five thunders struck the top, shaking the tops of some tall cypress trees around, and gleams of fire appeared on the tops of them!
Liu Shiba's mind finally snapped at the next moment. He always felt that the smell of pickled vegetables on the mask was not enough to describe, but more like the smell of smelly salted fish)...
Unexpectedly, he stuck out his tongue and licked it. He pursed his lips and tasted it for a second. Then he suddenly turned to look at Qin Da and said strangely:
"Qin Da, what did you just say? Say it again?"
Qin Da didn't know what to say. He pointed blankly behind Liu Shiba...
Liu Shiba felt strange and struggled to stand up halfway. After looking up, his expression instantly froze...
Aunt Cuihua's face was ashen and she gritted her teeth and said:
"I'll answer you on behalf of Qin Da, what kind of thing is this, okay?"
Liu Shiba had something in his mind. He secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and Shanshan stood up and shook the yellow mask with black lining in his hand.
This means it’s very easy!
Liu Shiba seems to be using his actions to prove, look, it’s okay? I didn’t say anything, right?
Cuihua finally saw clearly at close range what exactly Liu Shiba was holding.
That’s right, it’s a mask!
But, this is Aunt Cuihua Jiang Jiang’s, a piece she just used less than two hours ago...
Later, Qin Da squatted in the same place where Aunt Cuihua threw bombs. He touched his pockets and found them empty!
I glanced at it, oh ho! There was a piece of snow-white on the side. I picked it up and wiped it happily. Then I took a closer look and was angry. Isn’t it the mask I lost?
It's thickly black on top, and there's a yellowish-white patch that I just wiped off. As for the black patch, who knows what it is?
But this thing is so soft! In addition, Xiao Wu gave it to him, so Qin Da couldn't bear to throw it away, so he picked it up and kicked it into his arms.
It was hot in my arms, and I held it in my hands, and the thing was hard-shelled!
Finally, Liu Shiba had a stomachache, and Qin Da Zhongyi took it out again, preparing to help Liu Shiba...
Who knew that Liu Shiba used it as a towel to wipe his mouth, face, and sweat, but he just didn't wipe the pouf...
"Boom!"
Weak! Really weak. Liu Shiba's vision went dark and he fell to the ground.
He wasn't dizzy, but he was so embarrassed that he felt better when he was dizzy than when he was awake!
At this time, Li Ergou looked at Liu Shiba and sighed:
"It's okay, Shiba! I just went to take a look nearby. This place is really weird. It has a long name!"
Qin Da solemnly said:
"oh?"
Cuihua pinched Li Ergou and said angrily:
"Selling off?"
"Don't!"
Li Ergou raised his hand to stop him, but it was actually a weak move. He still twisted the meat around his waist!
"Hiss! It hurts...'
Li Ergou grinned and cursed, and said softly:
"This place is the Han River on the border of Hubei Province. It is said that there is a place on the bank of the Han River called Jingjinggou. The place where we are standing is, and the valley is called - Lao Crow's Mouth!"
Liu Shiba, who was pretending to be fainted on the ground, got up and said in disbelief:
"Old Crow Mouth? Which year did you ask, Uncle Ergou?"
Li Ergou raised one hand, spread his two fingers, and said softly:
"Today is 1982, a leap year and a leap month..."
Cuihua's anger was still there and she said angrily:
"Hmph! In the time of great yin, there is great evil in the place, where ghost yin descends and ghost fetuses are born."
Liu Shiba waved his hand lightly and said:
"Which of us can give birth? It's impossible!"
Before he finished speaking, Samsara in the dimensional space said nervously:
"I haven't finished what I said just now. There is one bad thing and one good thing. The bad thing is that the shadows killed dozens of them and survived. If they didn't survive the teleportation array, they all disappeared."
Liu Shiba was startled and thought to himself: The reincarnation wife can give birth!
"What about the good--good things?"
Samsara pretended to be relaxed and said:
"Well, the coffin that was thrown in didn't contain half of Ying Gou's body, right? Just when she was walking through the teleportation formation, she squeezed out a piece of meat.
Zhen Huan and I turned out to be the same child. She just gave birth to one..."
As if he hadn't finished speaking, Samsara added in a low voice:
"That half of the female corpse screamed three words with her last breath, which is your name, boss, Liu Shiba!"
When Liu Shiba's eyes darkened, he looked up to the sky and fell down!
This time he is real and not fake.
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