"——Touch the gold black dragon's hand, rob the tomb and place the corpse in the coffin, and use the black lamp to soak the corpse in the sun;
Xunlong Town is in all directions, if you touch gold, you will leave a nail, and in the middle of the night, ghosts will break into the wall..."
As soon as Liu Shiba's words came out, everyone's eyes flashed, thoughtfully.
Only Qingpao Laodao Landscape Valley had a smile on his face, nodding his head frequently and saying:
"That's right! That's it."
Having said this, Shangguangou raised his hand, made another gesture, and snapped his fingers...
"Crack!"
With this snap of fingers, two young Taoists, also wearing green robes, quietly appeared from behind two trees ten meters away.
Liu Shiba looked intently, and couldn't help but twist his mouth and look weird. He felt that he had lived in vain for so many years...
Li Ergou and Cuihua also looked at it at the same time, and couldn't help but be stunned!
Li Ergou then laughed and said:
"Okay! I didn't expect that there are men uglier than laborers in the world. Now I'm not alone."
Cuihua glanced at it, couldn't help but cover her trembling chest, and cursed bitterly:
"make……"
Solanta was dumbfounded and didn't know what to say, because this situation couldn't be expressed in English. It took a long time to hold back a sentence:
"The ointment seller..."
The only ones who were calm were Qin Da and Farewell, and Mrs. Huan.
Qin Dahe's separation is a bold act of death. He is a living dead anyway, so what is there to be afraid of? Even if a ghost comes, he will still be afraid.
Mrs. Huan was the most indifferent, not even looking at it. She was still enjoying the beauty of the beautiful day again.
How many years has she been in the underground world? The lack of natural scenery here makes her even more obsessed.
The two Taoist priests who gave Liu Shiba and his group different looks were indeed gifted. One was tall, one was short, one was fat and one was thin.
The tall one is as fat as a pig, while the short one is as lean as a hemp stick.
The left half of the face of the fat man on the left was pitch black, with no face visible, as if it had been burnt to charcoal by fire, but the right side of his face was intact and looked extremely handsome, with only his eyes showing a faint sinister look.
Surprisingly, the fat man's left hand was broken at the shoulder level, but his right hand was intact. What's even more amazing was that his left leg was intact, but his right foot was broken at the thigh level like his left hand.
Who the hell is this person? He's asymmetrical from top to bottom, only half of him?
After seeing the fat man, there is no need to look at the thin man on the right. He is the complete opposite of the fat man...
The left side of the skinny man's face is intact and handsome, but the right side is charred; the left hand is intact, but the right hand is gone; the left foot is gone, but the right foot is incomplete...
The hemp pole on the right and the fat man on the left are a perfect match. Only the two intact halves can be called a complete person...
The two men each held a pair of crutches under their armpits, and they seemed to be walking effortlessly.
Liu Shiba looked surprised, looked at the landscape ditch that turned slightly to leave, and suddenly asked:
"Who are they to you?"
Landscape Gou froze for a moment and said without looking back:
"They are twins..."
"Isn't this the most miserable person? This is God's punishment..."
After saying something incomprehensible, he paused, and Landscape Gou added cautiously:
"Actually, they are my biological sons."
"What?"
Liu ****** was shocked, his son? How could he be like this?
Landscape Gou turned his head and smiled slightly:
"Isn't it strange? All of this is the fault of my father Jingse. He became the unparalleled strong man Hongjun, but he took away all the luck of his descendants.
Just like me, I look like an immortal, but I am no different from ordinary people, and I don't have any cultivation.
And his grandson is even more miserable. The twins have been half-incomplete since they were born, so the two become one."
The fat and thin Taoist priests walked swiftly with crutches. They came closer in the blink of an eye and looked at Liu Shiba in confusion.
"Headmaster, it seems that we found this man. He died while carrying him, so we are still here for the time being and plan to bury him later."
The fat Taoist priest looked towards the landscape ditch and explained.
The thin Taoist priest quickly agreed with a smile:
"That's right, it's so hard for us to carry a dead man."
Now, Liu Shiba finally understood why he was so bumpy in the stretcher.
With these two babies carrying the stretcher, it’s a miracle that it doesn’t get bumpy, right?
Landscape Gou looked lovingly at his two inhuman sons, nodded approvingly and said:
"Master, Professor, you two boys did a good job this time. Dad is very satisfied and you must praise him."
Hearing this, the thin man hurriedly stretched out his hand and said:
"What's the point of just giving me some benefits?"
The fat man also said happily:
"Shall I choose first? Do I want the steamed bun to win?"
"One is called Jianjiang and the other is called Professor? Two Taoist priests have such strange names. It's like a god farting. It's really extraordinary."
Li Ergou narrowed his eyes and smiled.
Cuihua's beautiful eyes widened, looking at Liu Shiba in disbelief, and then at her man Li Ergou.
Landscape Gou smiled faintly and said:
"The fat one is called Jianjiang, and the short one is called Professor."
"These two guys are definitely making trouble! Their own names are the best proof."
Liu Shiba said doubtfully:
"They are Taoist priests just like you. What's the significance of the name?"
Landscape Gou smiled and said bitterly:
"Actually, these two children are also miserable people! When they were young, they were just like ordinary people. They studied, went to school, and then returned to the gym to enjoy the fun of father and son."
"What happened next?"
Li Ergou squinted his eyes.
Everyone looked at the two brothers who were neither humans nor ghosts in a strange way, with expressions of surprise on their faces!
"The two of them were bullied at school. The students laughed at them for being disabled and used them to make fun of them."
Landscape Gou said this, with a look of sadness and anger on his face, and continued:
"Even the school teachers can watch my two children being bullied without saying a word, and even laugh with the children when they see the joy..."
"well!"
Hearing this, Biejie and Cuihua's feminine nature was instantly awakened, and they sighed at the same time.
"Jiejiejiejiejie..."
Landscape ditch smiled strangely.
With a slightly stern look on his face, Shangguangou looked solemnly at the two children who were in ruins, two paths, and his eyes were filled with vicissitudes of life.
"My son, Jianjiang, tell you what you and your brother experienced after dropping out of school."
Landscape Gou slowly pointed at Liu Shiba and his party.
Jianjiang refers to the fat man and is his real name.
The master smiled playfully, half-opened and closed his mouth, and uttered a metal-like harsh and unbearable voice:
"My brother and I were kicked out of school, and then..."
Having said this, the fat man turned his head and stared at his biological father, Jing Guo, and continued:
"We brothers are despised by everyone in society and are unknown people! They gave our brothers a nickname: Half Man.
It means that each of us is only half, and together we are a complete object.
We were kicked out of school, and kicked out of the Taoist temple by my father, an old man, and we lived on the streets begging for a living."
"Jiejiejie..."
Before Jian Jiang could finish his words, the thin man beside him, the professor, suddenly interrupted:
"No one expected that after watching the TV series Shooting the Condor, our brothers formed a gang of beggars on the bank of the Han River.
Moreover, the two of us have developed a set of two-person fighting skills, and in just ten years we have dominated the entire three towns of Hanshui, and shocked the entire Hubei - Jianghu Road."
