"Aunt Cuihua? In what year and month was I born? What is my birthday?"
Liu Shiba looked at Cuihua and asked again loudly.
Cuihua looked at Liu Shiba quietly with a complicated look on her face, her lips pursed tightly, without saying a word...
Liu Shiba looked at Cuihua, his lips moved, and he bit the tip of his tongue gently...
"squeak!"
As if biting the tip of his tongue was too gentle, Liu Shiba's eyes flashed fiercely and he took a hard bite.
Cuihua, Li Ergou, Qin Da, and the other four stared blankly at Liu Shiba, who was bleeding from the corner of his mouth.
"Woooo..."
Lao Hei rubbed his head against Liu Shiba's trousers and let out a sad whimper.
"hehe!"
Liu Shiba smiled brightly, raised his hand and pointed a goose feather fan in his hand, his face was ashen, he squinted at his landscape ditch and said lightly:
"I originally had a great uncle who lurked in Japan under the pseudonym Yamamoto Yugi.
The end of the world may be averted, but the price is the destruction of our country and our species. We can do it by destroying the Storm Battleship and Peleliu's newly built Sulan.
Ning Haidong and Min'er, who were infected by the virus, were able to stop the American invasion by relying on the full spread of the virus, but the final price was the same as the annihilation of the country and the annihilation of the species. Human beings with only their bodies left would be better off dead...
So that day, Grandmaster Hakuyamamoto Yanagi, in the Battle of Peleliu Islands, resolutely launched the final blow, sneak attack on the United States Combined Fleet - a full-scale nuclear war broke out."
After saying this, Liu Shiba smiled bitterly and said sadly:
"In my whole life, it seems that I have never really been myself. I have always been moving forward step by step according to my grandfather's ideas, right?
I'm like a puppet who doesn't know anything. Apart from a few tips and some so-called shady family skills, what else do I have? What else do I know?
No - there is actually another great uncle who is exactly the same as the leader of Tongtian... Hahahahaha!
It's really ironic. I'm only thirty years old, right? The corpse water in the Tower of Babel was poisoned, turning me into a human and a ghost.
Until now, I still don’t dare to take a serious look at myself.
I don’t even dare to ask you what I look like now. Don’t think that I am blind and can’t see the weirdness in your eyes. I can’t guess but I guessed it, haha..."
"And him, Landscape Ditch!"
As he spoke, Liu Shiba turned around quickly, with a hint of evil on his face, and said in a dark and stern voice:
"Who is he? I didn't think about it at first, but now I know——
He did not stick to Ziyun Mountain for a day, but he followed my grandfather's teachings many years ago and fled to the shore of the Han River. Over the years, he turned his own name into the name of a place, and became the old crow's mouth of the landscape ditch. It's amazing...
What are you, lurking, silently, quietly waiting for...
While you were waiting, you were not idle at all. You even took care of the human-creation movement and gave birth to two strange sons who were incompatible with each other, known as half-human...
What is hidden behind all these seemingly clear but extremely confusing interpersonal relationships? Today I finally understand..."
Cuihua and Li Ergou looked at each other with a hint of uncertainty. Cuihua called out in shock:
"Young Master..."
Liu Shiba waved his hands with a ferocious look on his face!
But in his heart, there was a vague thread connecting these invisible things:
Grandpa Liu Yi, the leader of Tongtian Cult, Taoist Hongjun, Ying Gou, Angry Song, Landscape Gou, Jing Se, the father who died in the battle of Zen Stone Sea, Yamamoto Ryugi...
Everything seems to revolve around a huge "game"...
Liu Shiba fell into deep thought for a moment and squatted on the spot without hesitation, like a mountain eagle...
Seeing Liu Shiba ignoring himself and others, Li Ergou sighed and looked at Cuihua——
"Cuihua, you said that the landscape ditch is not afraid of death. Why?"
Li Ergou looked at his aunt and asked.
Cuihua's expression became calmer, she looked at Ergou, then at the landscape ditch, and finally looked at Liu Shiba.
"Haha, Uncle Ergou, let me explain it to you."
Liu Shiba gave a long laugh and stood up from the ground sideways.
Landscape Gou's face was expressionless, and he looked at Liu Shiba quietly with thoughtful eyes...
"Hua Hua Hua..."
Liu Shiba bent down, rubbed his skinny calves, stood up and rubbed the thin, pulpy skin on his cheeks.
"Lingshanggou, you are a dead person, that's why you are not afraid of death..."
Liu Shiba's words were earth-shattering.
Except for Cuihua and Jingjinggou, everyone else looked at Liu Shiba with dumbfounded expressions.
"What's the explanation?"
Landscape Gou smiled slightly and shook the feather fan in his hand.
"hey-hey!"
Liu Shiba squinted his eyes and smiled in response, then gritted his teeth and said:
"Let me just say, how could the leader of the Tongtian cult, who is extremely powerful, fight to the death with Hongjun? In fact, he had a backup plan, right?
Are you the back-up man? I have not forgotten that the leader of Tongtian is also the incarnation of Jingse.
Who is Jingse? He is of the bloodline of the Queen of the Four Zombies, and he is also the true originator of Maoshan Technique.
"Qin Da, do you still remember the Sea of Zen Stones? Remember the mutant who almost killed everyone in the end, Mao Yi?"
Liu Shiba looked at Qin Da.
"Mao Yi! I can't forget it. At that time, Lao Jiu and I couldn't beat him together. I guess ten more attempts would be in vain. If Zhu Qiangqiang hadn't happened to eat him from the inside, ugh..."
Qin Da nodded in agreement, and when he mentioned that pigs are strong, he consciously shut up.
Liu Shiba grinned when he heard this, closed his eyes, showed a wry smile and said angrily:
"Labour and management - there are no rats every day..."
Landscape Gou opened his eyes suddenly and said with a smile:
"Half of my son is not called a cow. Your cow is the real cow. You also want a mouse..."
"Shut up! Zhu Qiangqiang, who finally fought against Hongjun in the Tower of Babel, is she a mouse?
Will the mouse sacrifice his life in the end to provide a way for everyone to escape?"
Liu Shiba glared at Jingjinggou with a green face, and with a ferocious look on his lips, he exhaled and added:
"Even Mao Yi and Mao Shisan can use their own abilities to create pure yin corpses and pure yang corpses, such cruel living corpses to scare people, so can't Jingse or Tongtian do it?
My guess is correct. You, Jingjinggou, are an incarnation of Jingse. Strictly speaking, you are a corpse.
You are a living corpse refined by the drunken and advanced Maoshan corpse exorcism technique - right?"
"Just what you say?"
Landscape ditch squinting.
Liu *** touched his chin and said sternly:
"I actually admire Master Tongtian. Not only is he proficient in his own powerful combat arts, he is also proficient in Maoshan Technique, and he is also proficient in Feng Shui to a certain extent."
Cuihua suddenly interrupted and said:
"Your grandfather taught him Feng Shui."
Liu Shiba sneered:
"I know, this is all a trap set up by you two, isn't it?"
