Chapter 1021: The old lady's crotch water, enchanting
Along the way, Liu Shiba was in a relatively comfortable mood. Although the expression on his face was still ugly, it was not difficult to see that he was still very happy inside.
Although most of the people along the way gave Liu Shiba and his entourage a wide berth, there were many who smiled and expressed their good will.
Farewell, who has a beautiful face and is dressed in a straight black military uniform, and Mrs. Huan, who is looking back to ancient times, are especially warmly welcomed by the male compatriots.
"Jingjinggou, you have managed this town well! You can see that the people live and work in peace and contentment and have simple temperaments.
What’s even more rare is that I even took your name. I remember that Zhang Sanfeng, the originator of Taoism, didn’t do this, right? His name has nothing to do with Taoism.”
Liu Shiba was chatting with the proud-looking landscape ditch.
As for the forty-seven Meng Tianfang in his group, Liu Shiba was confident that this veteran could handle it. Otherwise, wouldn't he have been working here for so many years in vain?
"That's right! Don't look at how much effort the veteran has put into it."
Landscape ditch looked embarrassed and responded.
Li Ergou, who was behind Liu Shiba, jumped up at this moment and pushed the landscape ditch aside, his face darkened.
"Uncle Ergou, what's wrong?"
Liu Shiba turned his head curiously.
"Young Master, I feel something is wrong."
Li Ergou squinted his eyes, his sharp eyes secretly flashing around.
"oh?"
Liu Shiba immediately became alert. Among the people he completely trusted, Li Ergou and his wife were definitely among the top three, so Liu Shiba would not ignore his feeling and warning.
"You see, this small temple is called Temple Landscape. Isn't it evil? Look at the age of the high walls and glazed tiles. They are at least several hundred years old, right? How old is this landscape ditch?"
Li Ergou cautiously expressed his judgment.
Liu Shiba's eyes flashed, and he frowned secretly, then he straightened his brows and smiled lightly:
"How old is my grandfather? On the surface, he is a hundred years old, but in fact, it is immeasurable..."
Hearing this, Li Ergou nodded secretly and said:
"It's better to be careful, one? The demonic path that has been operating here for hundreds of years has its influence absolutely deep-rooted. Foreign forces here are no different from eggs."
He was pushed aside silently, with a displeased expression on his face, he pushed his way over to the ditch and said with a smile:
"That's right! Junior Brother Ergou, do you have a brain too? You are now in my territory. Do you understand the saying that a strong dragon cannot overwhelm a local snake? If you don't understand, I can teach you."
Li Ergou had an angry look on his face and said nothing, while Cui Hua, who was following behind him, gave a ferocious smile with a peach blossom look on her face:
"It seems that the slap just now hasn't woken you up yet..."
The sharp-tongued landscape ditch instantly withered, and he waved his hands and said:
"Infinite Heavenly Lord, the female benefactor is so ridiculous! Miss Cuihua has always been dedicated to hunting down local snobs, so I will give you a slap in the face in a sensible way..."
Regardless of whether Shanghenggou is a real Taoist priest or a fake Taoist priest, there is no doubt that he is a Taoist priest. However, there is a statement in Taoist classics:
"Taoist cultivators must be strict with themselves and strictly forbid disputes and entanglements with women. Anyone who violates this rule will be struck by lightning, and God will send down immeasurable karma and fire to burn nine lifetimes and three lifetimes..."
Make some tofu with brine, and one thing will be reduced to another. I'm afraid this is the situation...
"snort!"
Mrs. Huan, who had been silently breathing fresh air since she climbed out of the space-time tunnel without opening her mouth, had been following him when he left, but now he snorted proudly:
“It’s hard to live and work in peace and contentment even just by looking at it.”
Liu Shiba turned his head curiously. He had always been curious about this mysterious woman with a normal career as a nanny. At this time, he couldn't help but smile and asked:
"What do you have in mind?"
Mrs. Huan turned her head to the sky and gently raised her right hand with a cold expression. A white jade-like finger in the depths pointed in a certain direction:,
"Look ahead, there are beggars kowtowing to the ground and begging along the street - can this mean living in peace and contentment?"
Hearing the words, Landscape Gou was also stunned at the same time, na na said:
"No way? The old Taoist's territory, and the people from the world who come to hunt for wild food and put skewers?"
The two precious sons behind him, Banren, echoed at the same time:
"Dad definitely didn't..."
"No father is absolutely..."
When Jingjinggou heard this, he rolled his eyes, covered his chest and said:
"evil creature……"
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Liu Shiba heard this and looked along Mrs. Huan's finger...
As expected, at the bottom of the steps in front of the Temple View Hall, there was a group of idle guys surrounding them, among whom many laughing and joking voices could be heard from afar:
"Sister, stop begging for food and go back with your brother to make sure you eat spicy food."
"Hey! Li Sanbao, why don't you say something less? Are you still going to swallow the paste?"
"Hehe, that's necessary, otherwise what would I do with her?"
"Go away, don't be a bitch!"
"It's just that this girl is so pitiful..."
Among them, there were also some good townspeople with a strong sense of justice who shouted and cursed...
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"Go up and have a look!"
Liu Shiba kept his word, and the group followed him silently to the evil temple.
When he got closer, Qin Da volunteered and took three quick steps forward, pushing aside the crowd of people watching and joking, making way for the weak Liu Shiba.
Feeling that someone else was approaching, a woman with a graceful figure lying on the ground, but with messy hair and a face covered in black mud, raised her head to the sky and let out a scream that shook the earth...
"It's miserable - ah!"
"Dear fellow villagers, please do me a favor! I'm so hungry that I'm out of breath, and I'm still out of breath. Please give me a bowl of porridge and a bowl of braised pork as a toothpaste..."
Liu Shiba shook his head and grinned:
"This is a luxurious meal, and it also includes braised pork, which is amazing!"
Looking at the woman in red on the ground, Liu Shiba couldn't help but feel something in his heart. This voice...
The two women behind Liu Shiba, Cuihua and Mrs. Huan, were overflowing with sympathy and asked at the same time:
"Girl, what's wrong with you?"
"What's wrong? What happened?"
Liu Shiba, on the other hand, looked stunned at this moment. He stretched out his right hand in stunned silence and pointed at the woman on the ground. His face was flushed, and his mouth opened and closed but no sound came out...
The woman on the ground was absolutely brilliant. When she saw a woman speaking out in sympathy, her voice immediately rose to a high pitch, and she let out a tragic cry:
"I came to Laoyazui from out of town, met three wanderers, took out my only three cents, and asked me if I could pay...
When my mouth is crooked, they say I am pretending to be a coward; when my mouth is flat, they say I am pretending to be a sister. When my pants are scraped, they lie down on the ground, and then they say I am so delicious...
Seven or eight of them didn't go into the hole, but they made my crotch wet. If it wasn't for the next generation, how could I have suffered this?"
When Farewell, Mrs. Huan and Cuihua heard this, their expressions suddenly froze and their faces became dazed. The three of them looked at each other, not knowing how to express the mood in their hearts at this time...
Li Ergou, Qin Da, Solanta, Meng Tianfang and others could no longer hold back their laughter...
Walking along the landscape ditch where Qi came from, he happened to walk in front of him. When he heard this, he staggered, his eyes went dark again, and he shouted miserably:
"She is definitely not from our town..."
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