Chapter 1127: The pride of a samurai, I would rather die than bow
Today is the anniversary of an important festival in our motherland: the Dragon Boat Festival.
In the past two days, Liu Shiba was also fortunate enough to participate in a trip to the mountains and countryside organized by a literary group. He happened to see some scenes that he rarely saw on ordinary days, so he was deeply touched.
Fortunately, feelings and happiness are all brought about by oneself, so I won’t share them with you in detail, haha...
But in this chapter, I chose to make an exception and write my remarks at the beginning of the chapter. First, I would like to say something to all readers who read this chapter:
"Happy Dragon Boat Festival, everyone! Liu Shiba wishes you happiness in the future and all your wishes come true.
Well! Especially children, they should eat more sesame and mung bean cakes to prevent them from growing..."
Readers who read this after the holiday, don’t regret it. Liu Shiba actually wishes you an early wish, but it’s just a little delayed...
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"The grass in the forest is frightened by the wind, and the general draws his bow at night!"
Li Ergou used some half-assed ancient Japanese to translate a poem.
This poem is recited in Chinese, which is really smooth and full of artistic conception!
But using computer translation into Japanese, the poem can be translated into its original form, which is why Li Ergou is so special. This guy is extra-different!
At the same time, the Takeda general who was shocked by Cuihua's four consecutive bows did not seem to be afraid. He did not continue to order the complete team of cavalry to chase Li Ergou and his wife. Instead, he kept looking at the two of them with surprised eyes.
Looking back and forth on people.
With the keen intuition of a military general, he knew that these two people were definitely not simple...
The military commander was wearing a bright red robe, a helmet with the family crest on his head, a visor covering his face, and a black cloak behind him. What was incongruous with his mighty voice was his deep gaze...
He is hesitating, choosing, thinking, weighing gains and losses...
An accidental choice may change the fate of the family...
"This is a disgrace to us Takeda family warriors. Death in battle or disembowelment is worse than survival! Lord! Please let us avenge the dead..."
Behind the general, a young cavalry general with a slightly higher status bowed his head respectfully and asked for battle.
"I see……"
The general did not turn around, but stared at the alert Ergou couple and kowtowed gently. After taking a few breaths, he added:
"Just now! In fact, I was too reckless and mistook you two for ninjas, which frightened you two. Therefore, I feel deeply sorry."
After saying that, the general turned over from his horse and landed on the ground, ignoring the flickering arrow light on the Lingbao bow filled with murderous aura in Cuihua's hand.
"call!"
The general took a breath and walked firmly towards Li Ergou and his wife without hesitation...
"Lord."
Several soldiers who were a little closer behind the general immediately dismounted and drew their samurai swords and chased him, uttering panicked words to stop him.
"I have already said that we are reckless! You are too rude. Do warriors have no dignity?
Now, put away your weapons immediately and give these two, eh? - apology!"
The general's unreasonable order suddenly came out. The group of cavalry behind him were stunned at the same time, and the cavalry formation became slightly chaotic again.
A few seconds later, the twenty-eight cavalrymen dismounted without any hesitation or doubt, with anger on their armored faces and eyes full of resentment.
The soldiers sheathed their swords one after another, which felt powerful, decisive, and very regular!
After the cavalry put their weapons back into their sheaths, they followed behind the general who put his hands on his waist and kowtowed twenty degrees. At the same time, he bowed ninety degrees to Li Ergou and his wife and said:
"I'm so sorry, please forgive me!"
Li Ergou and Cuihua looked at each other and were speechless for a long time. They were speechless!
"Aren't these dwarf Japanese melons stunned by a few arrows from you?"
Li Ergou and Cuihua whispered and whispered to each other.
Cuihua shook her head and whispered:
"No! Didn't the old driver say that? Japanese melons are cheap at heart. The more you beat him to make him feel better, the more he will treat you as a father...
In our time, the Japanese dwarf not only did not hate the American empire that dropped several atomic bombs on his own country, but he was as respectful as his own father!
On the contrary, the bitches hate the well-intentioned Huaxia Kingdom as if they were enemies who slept with their mother-in-law and mother-in-law."
"Quack! I, Ergou, know this. There is a saying that can fully understand the character of Japanese melons."
Li Ergou stared at the speechless group of Japanese crazy people who were less than two meters away, and grinned lightly.
"What did you say?"
Cuihua Bai glanced at her own man, her eyes filled with faint tenderness and charm.
Li Ergou's eyes suddenly froze, and he looked at a certain part of his mother-in-law's coarse trouser legs. He forgot what Cuihua asked, and suddenly asked if he couldn't answer the question:
"Cuihua, you are so beautiful! How long has it been since we had that...ordinary relationship, do you still remember? Hehehe..."
Cuihua's face froze, a long-lost blush appeared on her face, and she gritted her teeth and said:
"Er Gou! Are you kidding me? Don't you know that I've already gone through menopause, so there's nothing left..."
"Old woman! You lied to me... quack!"
Li Ergou shook his head and laughed.
"Go away! I asked you how to describe the Japanese?"
Cuihua became angry and pushed Li Ergou away, who was getting closer and closer.
Li Ergou was stunned and hurriedly responded:
"When eating persimmons, just pick the soft ones and pinch them. What else? By the way, old lady, ahem, I feel like we have some free time, and we can also try to practice marital ethics, don't you think?"
The expression on Cuihua's face suddenly froze, and her sharp tongue suddenly stuttered and cursed:
"I see you are stunned. I feel the forehead bone of my forehead. Is it because I have a fever and have horns, which makes it look particularly different?
I’m almost sixty, and you’ve already buried half of your body, do you still want me?”
Li Ergou had a strange expression, still staring at the middle part of Cuihua Peasant Woman's gray trousers, he didn't even want to blink, and said in a strange way:
"Old lady...you don't mean what you say, do you? The wet letter is as wet as peeing, look at it?
What is this thing about these crotches and this trouser leg? Your trouser legs are soaked through, and you still open your eyes and blindly talk about menopause with your own man? Do you believe it or not?"
Cuihua was stunned when she heard this, and her left hand that was drawing the bow and arrow suddenly retracted, she covered her little mouth tightly, and looked at her trouser legs in disbelief...
The gray trouser legs are wet!
When you first catch your eye, you will first see the two plump Naitoushan Mountains, and then the key point: the lush grass - thatched grass!
Finally, the most important thing is: the junction of the trouser legs - the whole place is red!
At the critical moment of life and death, Cuihua miraculously continued the miracle of returning to youth. The woman Yuexin, whom she had been separated from for fifteen years, came back again?
"Li-two-dog!"
Cuihua gritted her teeth and spat out this shameless man's name word by word, and then quickly pulled the string with her left hand to set an arrow, and said frantically:
"I'm going to shoot you to death, you old shameless person..."
A flurry of excitement...
A few meters away, the leading general bowed politely and waited for the two to understand each other, and the Takeda cavalry, who were unwilling to bow, kept their bodies twisted at a downward angle, but their necks twisted upward again!
This movement made their eyes almost bulge out of their sockets...
Their thinking was clearly unable to keep up with the seemingly mysterious pair of hunters in front of them!
The Takeda cavalry's eyes were all bloodshot, and they stared blankly at Li Ergou and Cuihua, who started to masturbate at the slightest disagreement...
The leading general's body trembled angrily, and his face, which was not protected by the mask, instantly turned dark. His heart gradually collapsed, and he said with grief and anger:
"Baga! When you guys flirt and flirt with each other comfortably, the proud warrior of the Takeda family will definitely have his waist broken..."
