Liu Shiba was vomiting to a mess, and sat blankly on the bed, watching other people in the cell gorge themselves on white rice and grab the few spicy radish sticks.
At this time, he secretly thought:
"Did the people inside have neurological problems after being locked up for so long? Or is there something wrong with my eyes?
A group of white-haired old men would envy such a weird man, or is it just my aesthetic problem?
Seeing Liu Shiba's restless look, Tian Mingjian walked up to him after eating a full meal and said with a strange smile:
"Boy, do you know how good you are when you get an advantage? What if you were locked up here for decades?
I’m sure that when you see a sow, you will think it is a girl. You have to know that as the saying goes, the sun returns to the sun in three days, do you understand?”
Liu Shiba looked at Tian Mingjian doubtfully and said in confusion:
"What does it mean to return to the sun in three days?"
"It means that if you don't do that thing for three days, you will become a child. So, the old men in our cell are all young men. Do you understand that?"
Tian Mingjian's words immediately plunged Liu Shiba into confusion, thinking:
There are so many old roosters, no wonder one would drool when looking at a boar that is neither yin nor yang...
Seeing Liu Shiba's face hurt, Tian Mingjian smiled broadly, patted Liu Shiba's shoulder with a palm like a fan, and said mysteriously:
"Look, what's the worst thing about our cell? It's the cigarettes. Even if you get taken advantage of by that yin-yang pig, it's not a big deal!
Your kid will never lose a piece of meat in the future. The main reason is that I have been incarcerated here for a long time. Sometimes a puff of cigarette can eliminate a lot of worries. A cigarette after a meal is like a living god!"
"Third Master, can you give me a cigarette? I think I can use anesthesia. I can still be saved..."
Liu Shiba rolled his eyes, he wouldn't do such a disgusting thing, what would be his reputation in this life?
Tian Mingjian is obviously doing ideological work for himself...
………………
Sitting on the floor, looking at the cigarette in his hand, and facing the envious looks of several people around him, Liu Shiba was speechless for a long time, remembering Tian Mingjian's words just now:
"Third Master makes an exception and gives you a cigarette today. There is no problem, but you have to know that in this cell, matches are more valuable than cigarettes, so you have to find a way to light it yourself."
"Find a way by yourself? What can I do except take out a few lighters from the dimensional space of the Mojin Order?
There seems to be a piece of Greater China in it? No, it’s too conspicuous when you take it out, and you can’t tell the history.
Why don't you just say you won't smoke me? I'm a fool. In addition to the wooden floors, this cell is made of steel and concrete. The people who come in have even removed the iron buttons, so how can there be a lighter?"
Liu Shiba was depressed and confused alone.
"Little brother, how about we discuss it?"
The old scholar Mu Yuzhou sitting next to him looked around, gently touched Liu Shiba with his elbow, and said with a sly smile.
"What to discuss?"
Liu Shiba looked sideways. In his opinion, he was currently penniless. Apart from a piece of sweaty clothes and a pair of pants without a belt, he didn't know what else to discuss.
Mu Yuzhou looked at the confused Liu Shiba, turned his eyes, stared at the cigarette in his hand, and said with high spirits:
"Old man, I haven't smelled cigarette smoke for a month. I'll be responsible for lighting the cigarette for you later. How about you leave me a cigarette butt~?
This discussion is still possible, young man, you can think about it yourself, you won’t lose money."
Seeing Mu Yuzhou say this, Liu Shiba's interest was immediately piqued, and he asked in a low voice with a smile:
"Isn't that true? How many years have you been living here and you haven't smoked? They didn't give you the first three?"
Mu Yuzhou's eyes darkened when he heard this, and he murmured softly:
"I am a cultured person, but I have no strength, and I cannot defeat those reckless men, so this old man has nothing but some prison food.
Cigarettes are benefits only available to the first three people. Either you have a relationship with the correctional soldiers, or you can get them through other special channels.
Besides, he can control the scene just like the uncle and the third uncle, otherwise there would be no cigarettes for people like us to smoke."
Liu Shiba was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and asked subconsciously:
"Cultural man, what on earth have you done that is so outrageous? Are you imprisoned in a dark prison?"
Hearing this, Mu Yuzhou grinned, his face stiffened, and he smiled bitterly:
"Do you know how many years I have been detained here?"
Liu Shiba said strangely:
"How many?"
"Fifty-six years."
Mu Yuzhou raised a finger and pointed at his old cheek.
Liu Shiba was stunned...
Mu Yuzhou's eyes were deep, and he gritted his teeth and recalled in a low voice:
"Fifty-six years ago, in 1960, I forged Premier Zhou's approval slip and defrauded Hua Xia Bank of 200,000 in cash.
Later, it was announced that I had been sentenced to death, and my mother had been imprisoned for three years. In fact, I was imprisoned in this dark prison.
Not to mention being locked up, I have to be taken to an office outside from time to time to explain various deceptions to some special talents outside. I have been working part-time for Huaxia for half a century..."
When Liu Shiba heard this, he was dumbfounded. More than one word could describe this horrible thing.
Liu Shiba had heard about this case before. It was said that in the 1960s, there was a super liar who forged an approval slip from the Prime Minister. Did he not expect it to be this guy?
At that time, the country promulgated regulations on scientific and technological invention and creation awards, and Mu Yuzhou felt that an opportunity had come.
So this guy chose a blockbuster one of the three major problems in world science and technology, "perpetual motion machine".
He thought that if he became an inventor of this thing, he would be world-famous, and he would never be able to get away with the prize money or the Nobel Prize.
After four or five years of hard work, it was finally completed. Unexpectedly, the results were reported to the Academy of Sciences. People said that perpetual motion machines were impossible to achieve in theory and practice. The choice of this topic was a fantasy.
There is no way to be an official, a wooden fisherman, and to be an inventor is not recognized, so he decided to learn the art of deception!
From then on, Mu Yuzhou began to study deception, including ancient, foreign, local swindlers, and foreign swindlers.
Later, he successfully forged various road signs, food stamps, cash, and forged letters of introduction.
In the end, he finally succeeded in getting a large sum of 200,000 in cash from Hua Xia Bank.
The 200,000 in cash at that time was equivalent to 20 million today. He was known as China's number one deception genius.
No wonder the authorities were reluctant to shoot this guy, so he was imprisoned in a black jail and continued to make contributions silently...
In fact, what Liu Shiba was curious about was, what was the perpetual motion machine that Mu Yuzhou was studying?
"What is a perpetual motion machine? Have you really built it?"
Liu Shiba stared at Mu Yuzhou and asked curiously.
Mu Yuzhou smiled triumphantly and whispered mysteriously:
"Let me first explain to you what a perpetual motion machine is. The principle of this thing is that it does not require any external input of energy or energy.
A machine that can continuously move and exert kinetic energy to the outside world as long as there is only one heat source.
However, a machine that can move forever without consuming energy violates the law of conservation of energy, so it is called the "first type of perpetual motion machine".
In the absence of temperature difference, heat is continuously absorbed from nature or the air and continuously converted into mechanical kinetic energy. It violates the second law of thermodynamics, so it is called "the second type of perpetual motion machine".
These two types of perpetual motion machines violate the current concept of objective scientific laws, and are judged by the scientific community to be unmanufacturable."
When Liu Shiba heard this, he couldn't help but be startled. This is ridiculous. It doesn't require energy to make the machine move continuously. Is that even more powerful than nuclear energy?
