Chapter 1177: Joking about the death of monarchs and ministers and Xinxuan eating cakes
Isoroku Yamamoto? The most famous naval admiral in modern Japan, Isoroku Yamamoto?
Isn't this person, in another time and space, his uncle Liu Er who is hiding and lurking?
Could it be that uncle Liu Er is a descendant of Meng Tianfang and his party?
Don't talk about the nonsense that zombies are infertile. After Qin Da and his sister Feng Qingwu married, they gave birth to a son. This curse was ruthlessly broken. Liu Shiba didn't believe it at all...
So, how could it be such a coincidence? Liu Shiba looked at Genshiro Sanada silently...
Did history change him, or did he change history? Liu Shiba was even a little confused now...
"My servant is reckless! You should not speculate on your lord's intentions."
Genshiro, one of the Sanadas, was immediately frightened and fell to the ground, confessing repeatedly.
On the contrary, Sanada Masayuki raised his head thoughtfully and stared at Liu Shiba...
"No matter what name the governor bestows on my son, my Sanada family will accept it and feel extremely honored!"
In the end, the serving head of the Sanada family stubbornly chose to accept Takeda 18’s gift of name!
"good!"
Liu Shiba stood up slowly after hearing the words, paused, then looked around at everyone around him, and ordered loudly with the little strength he had accumulated in his body:
"The second son of the Sanada family, Genjiro comes forward to receive the seal!"
"My lord is here! Ha..."
"Bang!"
With a sullen face, Genshiro changed from his kneeling position to the standard polite sitting position with his legs crossed, and once again put his hands on the ground and hit the earth hard with his forehead...
Liu Shiba's eyelids twitched and he said helplessly:
"Genshiro's family name of Sanada will be retained, and the surname given to you will also retain the lucky character in your father's name.
Dear retainers, please take a look at what is around us. It is Komaba in the Mino region. As we all know, the Mino region is rich in products, especially rice.
At the same time, Komaba is also a famous hot spring location, but in any case, it does not have the kind of famous city, it is still a countryside in essence."
After giving some seemingly nonsensical explanations, Liu Shiba's voice gradually increased, and his tone became unusually serious. He stared at Sanada and his son and shouted:
"Baba Nobufusa, Sanada Masayuki, and Sanada Genshiro are following the order!"
Baba Nobufusa, who was standing next to Shingen and waiting upon him, was stunned when he heard this...
Shingen, who was dying but stubbornly listened to what Liu Shiba said, was shocked when he heard the words. He put his finger on his left knee and touched the racecourse's office with a slight movement, and said hoarsely:
"Xinfang, you still don't obey orders?"
"ha!"
Baba Nobuka was confused and knelt down in submission.
"ha!"
"Ha ha!"
The Sanada father and son also bowed their heads and quietly accepted their fate.
Liu Shiba showed a strange smile on his lips and said lightly:
"From today on, if Mr. Racecourse feels a little wronged, I will immediately revoke and take back your official position: Racecourse Meinong Trustee House, and use it for other purposes!"
As one of the four most powerful ministers of the Takeda family, Baba Nobbo was directly dismissed from his position by the newly promoted family governor?
No matter who it is, no matter what the reason is, as long as you are a human being, you will be unhappy...
Baba Nobuka raised his head in confusion, his face full of dissatisfaction but he still considered it and asked:
"I...I don't understand a bit! Why were you removed from my official position?"
There was a strange brilliance in Liu Shiba's eyes, the dream of a general in the era of cold weapons, the general complex that every man has!
Unexpectedly, the fantasy in the dream and the man's expectation came true in another time period!
Liu Shiba thought to himself: If you don't show your authority well, then you will be sorry for yourself!
Whatever was on his mind, Liu Shiba pretended to be cold, looked at the racecourse's office indifferently from the corners of his eyes, and said calmly:
"How about I first establish a new rule for the Takeda family, and then explain to Nobuka-sama why you have revoked your official position?"
"Ha! Your Majesty, listen respectfully!"
Baba Nobufang knelt down again.
The Sanada father and son lowered their heads and secretly communicated with their eyes again...
"Ahem!"
Liu Shiba cleared his throat and looked at the three retainers in front of him who he regarded as killing "chickens" for the monkeys to be "chickens". His sound waves suddenly amplified and he roared:
"From now on, all my orders must be executed immediately regardless of whether they are right or wrong. All retainers and generals must not question or fail to execute them in any disguise!"
Hearing this, Baba Xinfang's face immediately turned blue, and he thought secretly in embarrassment:
"Here, why are you just slapping me in the face and saying it's not my fault? In the presence of so many ministers, you don't even give me a chance to trust me? It's a good thing that I supported you so fiercely just now..."
"So, the head of the family's decision is wrong, so what?"
Baba Nobuka raised his head stubbornly and asked reluctantly.
Liu Shiba was not angry, but secretly he was overjoyed. He secretly praised Mr. Fang for being really sensible and cooperative.
So, he still said calmly:
"There is no wrong statement! All decisions made by the head of the family must be correct! Even if you are asked to jump off a cliff or a river, including eating daddy, it is absolutely correct. You must implement it..."
All the retainers and generals, including Baba Nobuka, heard one word in their ears at the same time: Dictatorship?
But what does eating daddy mean? Is it Nani?
"I! Still dissatisfied and don't understand! Why do you say it's right when it's wrong?"
Baba Nobufou is extremely stubborn and can be said to be paranoid.
However, Liu Shiba was filled with joy and secretly praising this old guy...
Really cooperative!
"As the saying goes, this is the essence of the samurai way that you often chant: if the king wants his ministers to die, they must die, right?
Since the king wants you to die and you don’t even understand it, why don’t you think it’s a joke to talk about right and wrong?”
Finally, Liu Shiba cleverly changed the topic and explained with a smile.
"startled?……"
Baba Nobuka looked at Liu Shiba dumbly and was speechless. He really couldn't find a reason to refute.
In the end, Baba Nobufusa insisted on being stubborn and persisting to the end, and asked:
"But! I still don't understand something. For example, you just said that eating dada is included? I wonder what eating dada is? How to eat it?"
"ah?"
But Liu Shiba was stunned. He made a slip of the tongue and burst out a mantra of later generations. How do you want the ancient generals to understand it?
The term dada is really too advanced...
However, Liu Shiba had his own way, so he waved and said:
"Sir Nobubo, please go and bring in one of the toilets used by the Ashigaru soldiers outside the assessment tent."
Baba Nobufang said stupidly:
"Ashigaru Dekyi, digging a hole in the farmland with a shovel... Where is the toilet?"
Liu Shiba swallowed a mouthful of saliva and continued:
"That's wrong. Bring one of the Ashigaru General's toilets in."
At this time, God Crit appeared...
Sanada Masayuki, who was in admiration, immediately interjected:
"My lord just said that your order cannot be wrong! Then, please allow me to go out of the big tent and shovel the Ashigaru out of the toilet, shovel it into the toilet used by the general, and then bring it in..."
After saying that, Sanada Masayuki immediately stood up and walked out of the tent...
Liu Shiba and Baba Nobuka looked at each other and were dumbfounded at the same time!
Baba Nobuka was heartbroken, and he secretly estimated:
"It turns out that the most stubborn person is not me! It's Mr. Sanada Yasushi."
After dozens of breaths, Liu Shiba pointed at Masayuki Sanada, respectfully placed a dark, stinking toilet without a cover in front of the racecourse and said:
"The black thing inside this is called daddy..."
"vomit!"
There were few retainers and generals present who did not vomit!
Especially Takeda Shingen, the martial god of the generation behind Liu Shiba, trembled violently, and then stood still...
This scene, however, was so shocking to everyone because of the fallacies contained in the cake that no one noticed it!
A generation of heroes from the Warring States Period—he has gone after all...
Takeda Shingen, he walked so peacefully and comfortably, he was obviously a dead man!
Because, there was an obvious string of vomit hanging from the corner of Shingen's mouth...
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Next chapter, how about seeing you at 0 o'clock today? I wonder if there are any tickets?