Chapter 1260 Battle of the Gods, Elegy of Man and God
To sum up, it can be inferred that these descendants of humans who produce and sell their own goods and have a fixed mindset stubbornly dedicated their ancestral loyalty to their ancestors who were good at exporting, who was also a certain emperor!
These founding emperors were nothing more than three generations of ancestors. Some of their ancestors were so poor that they were forced to travel thousands of miles to beg for rice!
I have nothing to eat, nothing to drink, and no mother-in-law, so why don’t I go out and wait to die...
Because they are far away from home, their descendants will have better luck and more developed brains!
Some of the experiences of these emperors and forefathers begging for rice are quite interesting. As long as when begging for rice, they find an opportunity to successfully push a certain woman. If the woman is shy afterwards, the person who begged for rice will enter the house and marry into his wife, and it will be a sure thing.
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In those days, there were countless men and women who went out to beg for rice...
And the descendants of the Mi people who eventually became emperors were also like phoenix feathers and water chestnuts!
Every emperor stands out from the elite descendants of many beggars. Just because your ancestors know how to beg for food and are good at pushing it is not enough.
To become an emperor, one must have great opportunities, great perseverance, great opportunity, and be constantly influenced by others and be eager to learn, which is even more relevant.
In addition to having a good father, these outstanding human emperors also have their own special circumstances...
What the emperors have in common is actually very similar:
"Well, a certain emperor met the famous eminent monk who gained the Tao by chance when he was a child.
There are also emperors who often go to Catholic churches to listen to priests saying that the emperor is my godfather, and learn to call themselves the sons of Zeus.
Even a certain emperor had great luck and met an idle goddess who specializes in getting things done and practicing her power of words!
These ordinary people, whose brains evolved independently and whose mouth muscles were particularly developed, talked eloquently and used imagination to teach the emperors how to start a business.
These Xianhan goddesses definitely have real abilities!
They actually modified the rules of loyalty to the king and love for the people taught by "gods" to ordinary people; they also perfected the concept of dedication to gods and Buddhas, and finally made great achievements and were named national preceptors, grand preceptors, military advisers, bachelors, and gentlemen.
Stimulated by utilitarian fame, the various teachers who emerged later were more compatible with all the key points taught by the gods.
Finally, he invented the way of the emperor: Thousand Face Changing Techniques!
The so-called Thousand Face-Changing Techniques, Liu Shiba, are simplified into two words: "Fooling!"
Thousands of face-changing techniques were passed down to future generations as a unique skill by the emperor's family, but the custom of being a loner came to pass!
So, why does a lonely man have three thousand beauties in his harem? It’s just because thousands of families have excellent face-changing skills, and ordinary women can’t communicate with you...
If you, the emperor, are not alone, who is alone?
The lonely emperor gradually shifted his hobbies and focused on exploring the origin of human beings: killing and plundering!
There was even an emperor who changed his counterpart's orientation, developed a habit of cutting off his sleeves, was a talented carpenter, and sang a song that was so wet...
Poor, ordinary people are recruited!
The mutant evangelists who were sent by gods and Buddhas to various countries to promote Shinto beliefs were no match for the emperor who specializes in thousands of face-changing arts...
The emperors saw the opportunity and took advantage of it!
Preachers belonging to various gods, demons, gods, and Buddhas are still living in poverty, preaching the merits of gods and Buddhas to ordinary people!
For a time, all kinds of gods, all kinds of angels, and all kinds of beliefs in the Virgin Mary were overwhelming!
Each mutated pioneer god and demon who has become a god has his own personal legend, greatness, and miracles.
Legends of gods, Buddhas, emperors, and omnipotence spread throughout the earth!
Ordinary people who have been brainwashed simply cannot stand dozens of scammers saying the same thing over and over again, so they will believe it even if they don’t believe it:
"Every god is a land fairy."
What's more serious is that the Xianhan goddesses are not to be left behind, and they pair up each other to match the best varieties again!
A few years later, the descendants of the magic sticks who carried out excellent selection and breeding eventually emerged as a group of top geniuses.
These descendants of these magicians, their parents and grandparents are all the work of the magicians, how can their brains not be developed...
These descendants live up to expectations and are proficient in many miscellaneous subjects!
Because they were taught thousands of face-changing techniques day and night by their respective master parents since they were young. They were also taught their own unique skills by their seniors, such as gossip, Feng Shui theory, tomb robbing and gold mining, etc...
This group of descendants are not afraid of death, can face birth, old age, illness, death, organ failure, beheading, dying, eating noodles, jumping off buildings, jumping into water, taking poison, swallowing gold, being shot and other inevitable causes of death, and they can also be full of courage...
They have the same strong beliefs, and even their expressions before death are very similar.
Most of them will puff out their cheeks, expand their eye sockets, open their mouths, and dilate their pupils when they die!
And before I really ran out of breath, if my head and eyes were still there, I would have never forgotten to widen my eyes and look up into the sky like a cow's egg, looking forward to it.
They stubbornly expect a miracle to appear, and God will definitely come!
The various great gods that I have believed in throughout my life will fulfill their promises and take me to the place I have promised...
These dying people are fully expecting that the powerful men who have mutated and become gods from all walks of life will soon appear and issue themselves a plane ticket to go to heaven, Tiangong, Leiyin Temple, Amaterasu Shrine, Horai Wonderland, and War God Palace.
But in the end, their final destination is the crematorium!
A certain legend describes that after three days of belching, a believer in God can definitely blink his eyes back with the help of Jesus...
In the end, although they didn't blink, they didn't close their eyes either, because what they got was: they won't die in peace!
There are too many things to do with one's eyes closed, so some people will inevitably have doubts...
So, before a shrewd person died, he made a strange will to preserve the body:
"It is forbidden to burn the body after dying, and it is forbidden to rain! It must be canned, buried, mummified, and the coffin must be covered without nails falling out. Don't forget to disinfect and embalm it, otherwise God will not be able to find me..."
But in the end, a surprising result occurred. This kind of will to preserve the body and wait for the great god to issue the plane ticket was finally interpreted as a custom by the respective descendants and continued to this day...
The descendants of ordinary people who evolved independently and mutated their brains include many emperors and generals, but there are even more gods and goddesses!
The descendants of these ordinary people on earth have been reproducing century after century!
They deceived them with thousands of tricks, and other weird methods gradually solidified and evolved into the rules of every empire!
These elites who formulate the rules of various countries have given birth to countless talents, such as: Jiang Ziya, Gui Guzi, Zhuge Liang, Sun Bin, Liu Bingzhong, Lu Buwei, etc., countless...
But! No one expected that these people would actually create the greatest miracle in the end!
They subtly taught some of the young and strong men and women who were originally cowardly and timid ordinary humans into war machines that are not afraid of death!
They! Their methods are more sophisticated!
Taking advantage of the general trend created by their ancestors, using self-proclaimed gods in seclusion, and using mythological preaching temples, etc., to promote the power of faith, but the opposite of the faith is the emperor or ethnic group of their respective countries!
The truth about the evolution of ordinary human beings was finally accidentally discovered by the true god of meditation!
In the dimensional space, Liu Shiba, who has experienced the vicissitudes of the earth in a daze, feels his second consciousness at a loss, and feels or sees everything...
"Why!"
Liu Shiba finally sighed, but still silently!
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