Lu Xiaolin was startled when he saw the sudden appearance of purple light, and stared blankly at the purple gold-touching order that appeared strangely on Liu Shiba's hand, and the two large golden characters in the middle:
"The captain, and the two boys in the lower right corner: Liu Yi!"
"Colonel Captain?"
After staring at the golden touching order glowing with purple light for a long time, Lu Xiaolin had a complex look on his face, sighed, and said helplessly:
"It seems that labor and management deserve to be unlucky. I really have to sacrifice my life to your Liu family..."
Having said this, Lu Xiaolin knelt down on one knee very happily, looked pale and grimaced, and said loudly:
"The five elements and eight sects, the authentic descendant of the Gu sect, Kong Zhuowen has met the school captain."
"What are you doing? Brother Kong, get up quickly."
Seeing this, Liu Shiba was at a loss. He waved his hand and put away the gold-touching order, then hurriedly stepped forward and stretched out his hand to support Lu Xiaolin!
Lu Xiaolin stared at his eyes, watching the Golden Token magically disappear, and shook his head resolutely:
"My lord, I offended you just now, please punish me."
Liu Shiba was dumbfounded and thought about it for a long time. After holding it in for a long time, he shook his head and said weirdly:
"Okay! I'll punish you by rolling a hundred big horns for me. From now on, I'll call you Lu Xiaolin. This name is so delicate..."
"Big speakers? One hundred?"
Lu Xiaolin staggered and almost fell to the ground.
"What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?"
Liu Shiba asked anxiously.
"No...no! I have some kidney deficiency, qi and blood deficiency, and was tortured by Gu insects. The nutrition here is too poor..."
Lu Xiaolin responded with a twisted face, but he wailed in his heart:
"Uh-huh, sister, can you be more reliable? Don't you feel good about beating me up? You need to roll a hundred speakers? When do you have to do it? It's not such a torment, okay?"
Seeing this, Liu Shiba frowned, thought for a moment, and said doubtfully:
"Really kidney failure?"
"real……"
Lu Xiaolin was speechless.
Immediately afterwards, Lu Xiaolin's eyes widened in disbelief.
He couldn't believe it. What did he see?
A can of canned beef, instant noodles?
Sure enough, he is the Colonel Touching Jin. He has unpredictable abilities and can even bring in canned beef?
How long has it been since you last eaten beef?
Lu Xiaolin closed his eyes happily and thought about it, a long stream of saliva dripped from the corner of his mouth...
The feeling of beef is so wonderful, the feeling of chewing it in your mouth: fragrant...
However, the next scene completely shattered Lu Xiaolin's nerves. He actually saw Liu Shiba casually take out a blinding machete, pry open the iron seal of the beef can, and hand it to him...
"Eat it! One more thing, kidney deficiency..."
Liu Shiba said seriously.
Lu Xiaolin burst into tears and wailed in his heart:
"Is there a machete? Do you want someone alive? If I had done it just now, I would have died..."
Damn, your sister, it turns out that Captain Jin is a monster even if he touches him. Does he have some legendary space ring on his body?
How is that possible? It’s unscientific…
How about bringing a Pisces jade pendant with you, and having to go through a lot of trouble to stuff it into your anus before bringing it in? How uncomfortable is that?"
Seeing Lu Xiaolin looking up and down on his body, Liu Shiba didn't say anything and looked at him with a smile.
Lu Xiaolin's face was ashen, he turned around, put his hand into his crotch and twisted his cheek, explored it, took out a sticky thing, and handed it to Liu Shiba in a weird way:
"Little Master, this is what your grandfather handed over to you, the Pisces Jade Pendant!"
Liu Shiba was stunned, with fear flashing in his eyes, and said angrily:
"Can you? Take a shower first..."
In the end, at Liu Shiba's insistence, Lu Xiaolin washed it and handed it over to Liu Shiba.
He himself was holding canned beef and instant noodles, squatting in the middle of the prison passage, and eating without any image.
………………
"Little Master, um! Then... that canned beef, can you leave one for me? I haven't eaten it in decades. I miss you so much."
At this time, an insidious voice suddenly sounded in a dark corner, startling Lu Xiaolin who was eating and drinking, and Liu Shiba, who was competing with his hands behind his back.
"Um, your sister, who is pretending to be a ghost to scare me?"
Liu Shiba's hair stood up, his eyes narrowed, and he slashed with the machete.
The moment the blade fell, Liu Shiba forced himself to stop abruptly. He saw a guy he least wanted to see.
That extremely disgusting shemale Zhu Yingtai was kneeling on the ground and kowtowing...
"My Lord, please forgive me! My Lord, please forgive me! I didn't mean to scare you. The canned beef is so fragrant that I can't help it!"
The fat and short Zhu Yingtai grinned with black teeth and looked pitifully at Liu Shiba with tearful eyes and begged.
No, this guy must be beaten. It’s so disgusting. He’s still looking at me with such resentful eyes?
Liu Shiba angrily stamped his foot on Zhu Ying's table and kicked him to the ground...
Unexpectedly, this Zhu Yingtai was also a bastard. He got up and patted the bastard, then came over with a smile on his face. With a shy smile that made people vomit, he said softly:
"My subordinate is the fifth-ranked contemporary head of the Orchid Sect, Zhu Yingtai! Hehe, he was also sneaked into the Black Prison thirty years ago.
My subordinate was ordered by Liu Ren to spy on Lu Xiaolin, hehe! Then by chance, he worked as a handyman in the prisoner's kitchen."
When Lu Xiaolin, who was having a big meal, heard this, his face froze, he turned his head with difficulty and glared:
"You have been spying on me for thirty years? Don't you know?"
"Hehe! The Orchid Sect, ranked fifth among the Five Elements, happens to be able to resist your kind of Gu, hehe!"
Zhu Yingtai replied with a smile, but her eyes were staring at the almost finished can of beef in Lu Xiaolin's hand.
Liu Shiba was dumbfounded. Grandpa’s arrangement thirty years ago?
And this Orchid Gate, shouldn’t it be a woman?
Why is the door owner a shemale who is neither male nor female?
This is not scientific...
Liu Shiba feels bad all over now...
He grinned and glared at the sixteen bulging pieces of suet in front and behind the short fat man...
With such a dizzying existence hanging around me all day long, do I need anyone to eat?
Do you still want a happy life?
"Little Master, do you see this beef?"
Zhu Yingtai still worked tirelessly and made demands shamelessly.
Liu Shiba was helpless, and with a sudden thought, he took out three more cans of beef, handed two cans to Zhu Yingtai, and handed another to Lu Xiaolin.
Then, he took out the last can of beef himself and started eating it happily while Lu Xiaolin and Zhu Yingtai looked at him in a daze.
In fact, Liu Shiba is also very hungry. This man has no fuel and water, but he gets hungry quickly!
While eating, Liu Shiba was thinking, is this Zhu Yingtai actually the head of the Orchid Sect?
Among the eight outer elements, the most charming one is the Orchid Gate, and the woman in the gate is what is commonly called a prostitute.
These women make a living by selling meat, and they are despised in the world. At the same time, they are also the most indispensable industry.
The world will not be surprised that other ancient industries have disappeared, but orchids will never disappear.
No matter which dynasty or generation, no matter how you suppress it, the orchid business has always been prospering...
However, what surprised Liu Shiba was that he did not expect that the owner of the Orchid Sect was an extremely ugly and extremely fat short man?
Is this guy a bit of a boy or girl?
………………
Ten minutes later, after the three of them had finished eating, Zhu Yingtai rolled her mung bean eyes and said solemnly:
"My lord, are you going to explore Cell 101? My subordinates advise you not to go."
Hearing this, Liu Shiba looked over and asked solemnly:
"Why?"
"Because that place is a place of death! The number of people who died or disappeared is far more than just those few people.
In fact, over the years, the authorities have sent people to secretly enter Cell 101, but no one has come out alive."
Zhu Yingtai said calmly.
Liu Shiba saw endless fear in Zhu Yingtai's eyes...
