Chapter 1312: Lao Tzu attracts the thunder talisman, the saint swallows the gloomy grass alive
Xu Fu is an absolute monster, otherwise he would not have been able to commit the first fraud case that will be passed down through the ages!
Only the absolute freak among freaks can suddenly come up with a whim and poke at the emperor's shortcomings!
Is King Qin Yingzheng a bad person? Obviously not...
At that time, Guiguzi was already famous all over the world, and his ability to control the world may have been unparalleled!
Who am I? The mining advance team sent by Sulan Interstellar Alliance, the first mate of the Storm Excavator Brigade!
I also fell into the trap and was infected by the super virus, unable to live or die. He survived until the Seven Kingdoms era, and was actually dubbed the "Confucian Sage".
Liu Shiba frowned, he felt strange and puzzled now, why is it a Confucian sage?
But the strange thing is that these two legendary figures, Qin Shihuang Ying Zheng, didn't even take a look at them. Why?
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After rummaging through all the documents in his mind, Liu Shiba was surprised to find that the first mate of the mining machine definitely had a reason for traveling eastward with a piece of purple energy!
Throughout Lao Tzu's life, it was recorded that he was a reserved and self-disciplined man and had many disciples.
But it’s rare to be so reserved that you don’t eat!
Because no one has seen me eat a mouthful of food and describe it all day long. This person just reads books and preaches and becomes a master!
Everyone, how can you just watch me read a book without eating, drinking, shitting or setting off firecrackers? An absolute saint...
So in the end, Lao Tzu was finally deified. Who doesn’t recognize him as a saint?
No matter where you go, in this country you only need simple study rooms to entertain guests. The saints drink the northwest wind to satisfy their hunger and do not eat...
Quanquan students are more pious, and all apprentices receive the Four Treasures of the Study, and they don’t even give them mooncakes!
In fact, it is true that a person infected by the virus has a strong battery life, but he also needs to eat more nutrients, and at most it lasts longer!
For decades, I was forcibly made into a saint and followed by hundreds of people all day long. He was surrounded by ten thousand whys from curious babies every day!
During the years in the hinterland of the Central Plains, I became the absolute national treasure panda.
He was being served by countless disciples, inside and outside, so comfortable!
However, he is also hungry and salivating! If I want face, I can't ask my disciple to ask for a bowl of white rice for the master?
I was so hungry that I fled the Great Qin Empire that unified the world, and I did not hesitate to go west to Hangu to bring purple light. The sea is vast and the sky is high. Why is this?
In fact, I live in a state of semi-starvation. I have been thanking one person and hating one person all my life!
These two people who have grievances and grievances together are the key to the rise of Qin, and their name is: Shang Yang!
Among Shang Yang's reforms, there was a key one that not only changed the national destiny of Qin, but also changed my eating habits and hobbies!
I originally liked to eat genetically modified rice, but in the end I was hailed as a saint, so I couldn't let anyone see me eating it!
As a result, his overall digestion level and habits began to regress, and I evolved into a herbivore!
It’s right to eat grass! What’s wrong is the guy who made it a rule that you can’t live without farming or fighting!
Shang Yang was also an outstanding figure, and he decreed that all clay legs, noble legs, and high-ranking officials' legs, regardless of their height, appearance, and culture, would be sent to the army.
In short, if you don’t hold a hoe or a knife, then you are not allowed to live!
I am an exception, because in everyone's eyes, this guy is a saint who lives in the sun, panting and not eating...
I, that is a legend...
Shang Yang, the prime minister who created the legend and the Qin State, formulated an iron rule that was the most important part of the reform: no farming, no military merit, no food, no promotion, no nobility, no salary!
The dignitaries with official titles and titles were directly driven back to the era of Yan, Huang, Yao and Shun by the iron laws of the Qin Dynasty...
It was a tribal system at that time. As long as you could drill wood to make fire, you could make a hot multi-grain meat bun!
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From the future world, I met the earth by chance. My real name is Laozi!
In fact, he doesn't really have any big requirements. If he stutters, he will just let him go...
The key is that people generally think that he survives by drinking the northwest wind, because you are personally canonized by the emperor: a saint!
In the shabby room, people come and go seeking knowledge and forgetting about the day, so labor and management never take a break, but everyone who comes and goes brings pens, ink and inkstones to honor me!
He felt like crying but had no tears, lamenting that he really couldn't swallow this inkstone...
He hesitated, he couldn't see rice noodles all year round, so he could only get up secretly at night and squat like this quickly...
Then, I took action, forcefully pulling away the small weeds around the latrine and cleaning them up...
Evolving, evolving again, but still very hungry...
I don't want to eat rice just because I'm hungry, but the super virus in my body is very anxious...
I, if you eat green grass every day without supplementing your nutrition, take us to find an aircraft, or leave this poor place,
Virus, let’s just go out to eat at big restaurants...
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Everything is God’s will!
The grieving and angry Lao Tzu risked his life for his own belly, and he wanted to escape!
He is a prison bird...
Depart from Hangu Pass in the west!
With only a broken bamboo hat left, I had no choice but to ride on the old buffalo given by my disciple, and I bravely left Guanxi to escape for my life.
As soon as he went out, he was struck by lightning and a thunderstorm, what an unlucky thing!
Because there are no other growth elements in my body, he took a traditional Chinese medicine that has been extremely rare for decades.
Therefore, the cells in my body have only one element that cannot be digested due to reading and sleeping all day long!
Trace amounts of iron...
That Chinese medicine is called Yinchencao, which grows in the cracks around the toilet!
This is how I got through the late nights and decades after being hungry!
Now, he decided to leave Hangu Pass and go to the other side of the Himalayas to eat hand-made curry rice!
This was what an Indian apprentice casually told him when introducing himself...
To become a saint, eat curry!
There's a price to pay!
However, all tragic experiences are deliberately portrayed as beautiful and brilliant!
Lao Tzu, riding an ox out of Hangu Pass to the west, a cloud of purple energy came from the east, and finally hit it directly...
What’s cheating is the legend!
There are actually a lot of news that are not worth mentioning in modern times, such as:
"In a certain month of a certain year, a heavy rain fell of 50 milliliters in a certain city in the Central Plains. There was lightning and thunder, and a purple light flashed. A person and an ox in the suburbs were smashed into coke by the lightning...
Many people don’t know the connotation...
The arc between the two horns of the big buffalo fits a special Taoist ghost painting talisman that calls for wind and rain, advocating greenness and nature - the thunder talisman!
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Liu Shiba, on the other hand, learned huge lessons from the two legendary bosses, Laozi and Guiguzi, who were sanctified by myths!
Just now, Liu Shiba, who was on the tatami floor, looking up at the stars and waiting for the disaster, suddenly realized...
Don’t trust everything in the past, whether it’s history or memory...
History can be faked, but can’t memory be faked?
If I created something weird, I created it specifically for you to see, but as soon as you saw it - you believed it, knelt down, and became stupid...
