Chapter 1335: Don't love red clothes and love armed, khakis
"Crack!"
The black and blue kit was left casually in front of Liu Shiba by Li Ergou, within reach.
Li Ergou, on the other hand, put his hands behind his back and pretended to be indifferent like a virtuous man, which made Liu Shiba unable to bear it even with his eyes closed and wanted to beat him.
The two dogs actually rested their mandibles on the wall and stared at the scenery of Longzhiyuan and Foresty Abyss in the distance...
What's sad is that it's not an eyesore when resting one's chin. What makes Liu Shiba vomit blood is that Li Ergou actually has his hands behind his back, looking extra leisurely...
What kind of style is this? He is actually 70% similar to his grandfather Liu Shiliu?
Liu Shiba gritted his teeth and thought silently in his heart:
"You will never die when you are old. If you die early, you will be reborn early. If you are alive, you will occupy the quota. If you are dead, you will occupy the land..."
Li Ergou, as if he had telepathy, turned his head and said in surprise:
"What did you say?"
Liu Shiba's face twitched and he said coldly:
"Me! It's nothing. I just want to read what's written in the brochure..."
"Oh! Then you take a look at the tips bag first, and let me take a breath of historical air..."
Li Ergou immediately turned around, used his chin as a fulcrum, and put his head on the wall...
"Forehead……"
Liu Shiba's heart was trembling, the corners of his mouth were trembling and his gums were bleeding, but he couldn't hold back a single curse word.
"call!"
Finally, Liu Shiba, who exhaled to show his compromise, rolled his eyes and tore open the kit left and right.
The black and blue kit is actually just a piece of distressed khaki cloth?
"What kind of fabric is this? It looks familiar..."
Liu Shiba did not read the content, but first pondered the shell of the tips bag.
"Huh? Let me take a look..."
Unexpectedly, Li Ergou moved from the wall like a ghost and floated his head to Liu Shiba's head, staring straight at the khaki cloth.
"Uh! - made!"
For a long time, Liu Shiba's stunned state did not recover.
"Oh! You can tell, this material is ordinary." Li Ergou took a breath.
"What-material?"
The corners of Liu Shiba's mouth trembled, and he raised his head and stared at Li Ergou's chin.
On the chin of the two dogs, there is a wisp of goat's beard, and at the end of the goat's beard, there is a drop of old saliva!
The disgusting and salivating state of the huge old saliva made Liu Shiba really dizzy...
This feeling of cheating - very bad!
Liu Shiba felt like he was back in his childhood, when he was chased all over the mountain by the old man, and was in that embarrassing situation...
………………
"Pa! Do you recognize it, Shiba?"
In a daze, Liu Shiba was violently slapped on the shoulder. After waking up in an instant, he glared at Li Ergou and said:
"Uncle Ergou, my grandfather took Lao Hei to Shiding Peak for a walk early in the morning to catch turtle doves. I really didn't see Aunt Cuihua giving her a bath..."
Li Ergou put his hands in the air, his figure frozen...
Liu Shiba and Li Ergou looked at each other and their bodies were stiff, as if they were two wax figures, really frozen...
a long time……
"You two? What are you playing to open my eyes?"
Aunt Cuihua's laughter and curses were heard in the distance, and the space of the landline was shattered into pieces in an instant...
"This khaki, huh? Didn't recognize it..."
Liu Shiba muttered, his eyes still cloudy.
Li Ergou's eyes froze, he looked at the shell of the kit and sighed:
"This fabric? We are most familiar with it!"
Cuihua gave Li Ergou a white look and said suspiciously:
"Are you pretending to be my mother?"
"Ha ha?"
Li Ergou laughed, pointed at the brocade bag in Liu Shiba's hand and said:
"This is it: sell iron and donate two bombs, don't like red clothes and prefer armed weapons, a handsome guy and a pretty girl marry a green guy, are the green-headed soldiers wearing khaki green?"
Liu Shiba said angrily: "Does it have anything to do with me? Khaki?"
