Chapter 1396: Smile when pee is smart and understandable
"kill……"
"Bang bang bang..."
"Boom boom boom!"
It is truly a tranquility in the midst of the turmoil, as the tragic howls of fighting on Noda City Wall kept vibrating from the corners of the city wall.
But he still couldn't shake dozens of young ninjas from the Yagyu family to create this kind of artistic conception - or in other words: wonderful silence!
………………
Under the old locust tree, the only remaining white-haired old warrior was still leaning against the tree trunk with his sword in hand, as if he had never stopped taking a nap!
Near the dilapidated temple, on top and bottom of the collapsed cliff, among the withered weeds half as tall as a man, twenty guards of the Qin Dynasty, lined up in a row, lay quietly in red armor.
The eyes of these personal guards - they seem to be open and closed?
After taking a closer look, I realized that it was really eye-opening!
The group of young ninjas from the Yagyu family who were not far away from them just rolled their eyes and kept their eyelids from falling, a small move that almost went against the grain.
He successfully taught these arrogant guards of the dead soldiers of Great Qin, who had few opponents for several years after crossing the timeline, a valuable lesson!
There are people outside the world and there are people outside the world!
Who dares to say that ordinary people can't do such incredible feats that even gods would burst into tears?
The point is, these ninjas are Kyushu Japanese, not just one or two, but a large group...
Among the twenty Takeda guards lurking in the inner circle, there was one who was as prestigious as Qin Liu, a lieutenant named Qin San. He lowered his head solemnly and said to the dead soldiers beside him:
"We are ordered to guard the entrance and cannot follow the lord to the tomb! But I feel that it is necessary to tell the lord what we just saw!"
"good!"
Several personal guards around Qin San echoed in unison.
But how to send the message in?
Qin San turned his head and stared at the city wall that had not rested all day long and was still making loud killing noises, and muttered:
"Before leaving, my lord told me that there is a ninja named Ura Morikiyoshi who is responsible for delivering news in and out. Where is the man? Why haven't you come yet..."
…………………………
The words are divided into two parts...
Liu Shiba took one step forward and passed through the knot of the old locust tree. Following Li Ergou and Meng Tianfang, he arrived at a dark, dark and empty underground space...
As soon as his foot entered, Liu Shiba used his habitual skills and turned around lightly to land on the ground.
"call!"
After getting up, Liu Shiba secretly exhaled. His eyes were completely dark and he couldn't see anything.
"Uncle Ergou! Aunt Cuihua, are you here?"
"Meng Tianfang?"
"Solanta, you turtle grandson, where are you?"
"Lao Hei? Lao Hei..."
After moving his steps slightly twice, Liu Shiba still couldn't hold back and shouted twice in a low voice.
"Eighteen! I'm standing upright under your feet, don't step on me..."
Unexpectedly, before the cry ended, a loud echo with a huge echo exploded directly at Liu Shiba's feet, causing him to break out in a white-haired cold sweat.
"Boss!"
Then, Meng Tianfang's voice also sounded five or six meters away.
"God selling cakes! I had to sleep all night before you came!"
What sounded behind him was Solanta's incomprehensible voice of God.
"Under the tree hole, you come in first, is there anything special about it?"
Liu Shiba's heart moved and he asked with a dull head.
"No! I don't know anything, I can't see anything..."
Mengtian put it somewhere out of sight and responded in a low voice.
"Is it difficult to light a torch with flint? You have to wait for me to do it? You can't bear to have those lighters, can you?"
Liu Shiba gritted his teeth and cursed.
"snort!"
Solanta came over tremblingly, grabbed Liu Shiba's sleeve, and said in fear:
"God! Please don't take the lighter...or we will go directly to God!"
"Um?"
Only then did Liu Shiba regain his consciousness. He opened his mouth wide and took two deep breaths, chewed a few times, and then asked hesitantly:
“What does this smell like—a weird smell?”
"Hey hey hey...doesn't it smell good? Children who used to smoke a lot of car exhaust when they were young say so!"
Li Ergou smiled sinisterly, but it was impossible to see his expression in the darkness!
But Liu Shiba knew deeply that Uncle Ergou was feeling uncomfortable at this moment!
When they went down to the underground palace under the tree hole just now, Liu Shiba called around, and everyone responded, except Aunt Cuihua, who was the first to come down to explore the way, and she was silent!
Of course, if I came down earlier, Lao Hei, who had been there almost all day and night, was nowhere to be found!
"Uncle Ergou..."
Liu Shiba called out in a low voice.
"Eighteen! I understand that gesture, you don't need to say more!"
In the darkness, Li Ergou's voice seemed to calm down.
"What did you say?"
Solanta is really a curious baby, she will open her mouth when she doesn't agree with her thoughts, and she doesn't care whether you are hurt or not!
"Nothing..."
Liu Shiba thought for a while and finally highlighted two words.
"Eighteen! Labor and management believe that you will not target without purpose, right?"
Li Ergou's voice sounded faintly.
Liu Shiba's body froze, and he was secretly shocked, but he sighed:
"Uncle Ergou, do you feel that there is still a little bit: husband and wife in one day - a hundred days of grace?"
"…………"
Li Ergou kept his head silent.
But he didn't speak, but Liu Shiba's heart brightened, he grasped the key, stretched out his neck and asked directly:
"Uncle Ergou, tell me the truth! How long has it been since you and Aunt Cuihua... that one?"
Li Ergou couldn't see the expression on his face, but he heard him say angrily:
"Which one, what is that for you? Why don't you ask my uncle in the open? You're so stupid... you're so stupid!"
Liu Shiba's heart tightened, and he gritted his teeth and said word by word:
"What about that? It's been a long time since I last saw you. The white flesh is rolling in the waves, and the thatched grass is deep and the waves are rolling in the clouds."
"call……"
As if he had stabbed his sore foot, he only heard Li Ergou gasping, but no response!
Solanta, who has become a curious baby again, squeezed in between the two of them, her eyes darkened, and he did not forget to flatter and praise:
"Chinese culture is so artistic! Even the God who sells cakes probably doesn't understand it, right?
By the way, boss, please explain to me, OK, what do these two sentences mean?"
"You... made you!"
Liu Shiba couldn't hold back and cursed.
Li Ergou seemed to be enlightened and responded angrily to Solanta:
"Nothing interesting! How long has it been since the old man Shiba asked me and my old lady Cuihua to have sex..."
"Sisi..."
From the direction of Solanta, a gasp was heard, and then his mournful sigh was heard:
"Seller of cakes? Can this old man do it? I don't believe it! God, please have mercy on your believer Solanta!
I have forgotten that I am also a man..."
Liu Shiba, listening to the conversation between Solanta and Li Ergou, really didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, and shook his head a few times!
Finally, Liu Shiba had no choice but to harden his heart and went straight to the topic and roared angrily at Li Ergou:
"Uncle Ergou! You should tell me quickly! How long has it been since we had sex?"
"long time……"
Li Ergou responded patiently for a long time, but his response was ambiguous. Finally, for the first time, he asked Liu Shiba:
"Eighteen! You - and what kind of trumpet did Lu Xiaolin roll for you before? Big trumpet? Now, I really want to take a sip..."
Hearing this, Liu Shiba and Solanta faced each other directly and groped for each other's hands. Both of them held back their breath, and couldn't help but face the dark cave back to back, and began to water it with their own uric acid.
The angry black earth hole...
When the two of them heard Li Ergou's last magical words, "Take a bite," they had no choice but to release the boundless smile they had been holding in their hearts as the boundless urge to urinate!
