There is really nothing Liu Shiba can do about Mrs. Huan’s overt praise and implicit sarcasm!
Li Ergou winked, looked at his guest Cuihua, and muttered secretly:
"This boy has no resistance to women. He has no other hobbies, but he only loves sex..."
Liu Shiba seemed to have ears for the wind, he turned his head and stared at Li Ergou...
Cuihua immediately said to herself:
"This is a serious problem and needs to be cured!"
Liu Shiba was so angry that he shouted at Meng Tianfang and Qin Liu:
"What are you still doing?"
Meng Tianfang and Qin Liuyi were stunned:
"Well……"
"Fuck him, hurry up..."
Liu Shiba waved his hand, pointed at Fusu who rolled his eyes and said.
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"Ping ping ping pong!"
Meng Tianfang and Qin Liu were busy tapping, cutting, and peeling...
Liu Shiba clasped his hands behind his back and, together with the others, silently watched Fusu who was about to regain his freedom.
After half an hour, the surface of the human urn was covered with a black, extremely thick shell made of an unknown substance, and slowly cracked.
A man with white hair, a middle-aged scholar in his forties, and a pale complexion was peeled out from inside.
This person is Fusu...
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The guy named Fusu, although he was born with a scholarly appearance, was actually so naked that it made people laugh...
Not to mention, this guy's lower body is actually wearing a pair of nondescript red boxer shorts...
Standing at the end of the crowd, Solanta suddenly shrank her eyes, grinned, and said to herself at the same time:
"What is this? Am I blinded by the cake seller? These are patented production in the United States - Shell, men's fitness shorts?"
The veteran driver Tang Chen, who was standing a few meters in front of Solanta, suddenly trembled in his right ear, turned his head and said in surprise:
"Yang Maozi, what did you say? What about Shell shorts, America?"
Solanta's eyes gradually became serious, and she slowly raised her finger to point at the middle-aged naked man who had escaped from the trap, and whispered to the chattering old driver:
"That guy, those black shorts covering the balls in the middle, old guy, have you seen it?"
"Of course I saw the black trousers. They are so eye-catching. It would be strange if I didn't see them. Why?"
The old driver frowned and rolled his eyes.
"Seller of ointment, old man, can't you look up a little bit? What's written on the edge of the black trousers? It's English letters..."
Suranta slapped the old driver on the shoulder angrily and explained.
"Lao Zhi said, your ancestors are so far away. Is it strange that you can see this darkness?"
If you think the laborer is like Sun Tieshu, that monkey has a pair of flaming eyes. It's like a dog...
What are you talking about, English? Can you still see English from such a distance? By the way, I almost forgot, you are a sniper, I can understand if you have better eyesight...
But, but these pants - when did they come from? Are you kidding me?"
Before the old driver could finish his words, he was shocked as he thought of something. Then he was slapped on the back of the head by Solanta and added:
"The point is not the English, but the meaning of the English is that in the 21st century, one of the best-selling underwear brands in the United States around the world is Shell!
Nano fitness pants that claim to double a man's length and increase his thickness by two-thirds in three months."
The veteran driver didn't say that he didn't hear what Solanta said, he even forgot what he said.
He was furious, this foreign devil was treating him like a son?
Think about who you were before? Who is your clone? Who is you in the 21st century? How dare this kid slap himself on the back of the head?
He used to be a close friend of Liu Shiba's family; his avatar was also the mortal enemy of Liu Shiba who had a life-saving benevolence for Liu Shiba, the legendary leader of Tongtian Cult...
In the past, he was a legendary military technology expert of the Huaxia Kingdom; in the 21st century, he was the son of Liu Shiba's old friend and his old girlfriend, Zhao Lizhu...
Labor and capital are Tomson—yes!
To put it bluntly, I am afraid that my mother, Zhao Lizhu, cannot tell whether she is Tang Can’s son or Liu Shiba’s son!
Therefore, even Liu Shiba has always respected himself, at least he wouldn't dare to pat his own son and grandson on the back of his head, right?
You, Solanta, a subjugated slave of the United States, how dare you take advantage of your labor?
The old driver's complexion instantly turned black...
Solanta didn't seem to notice that the old driver's face was dark, but she pointed and explained to the old driver:
"Tsk, tsk, tsk... These Shell pants are so good! It is said to use advanced magnetized nano active factors to strengthen the foundation and strengthen the body.
As long as a man, young or old, insists on wearing three courses of treatment, he will be able to clear up the sluggish corpus cavernosum in the skin and bones, and make the man's other leg truly rejuvenated for the second time..."
The angry old driver, with his livid face trembling and a strange light flashing in his eyes, turned around and grabbed the chattering Solanta by the collar...
"Hello? Hello? How have I offended you, old cake seller? Are you going to strangle me to death?"
Solanta was caught off guard and the old driver grabbed her by the throat and said angrily while holding back her breath.
"Kekeke..."
Mrs. Huan, who was originally sitting behind the two of them, quietly listening to the goings on around her, frowned slightly when she saw this, her eyes rolled around and she interrupted, giggling and saying:
"Old driver? He suddenly got excited and wanted to ask you a question, but he was too anxious to say it..."
Solanta squinted at the purple-faced, silent old driver, then squinted at the smiling Mrs. Huan for help, and asked with a difficult grin:
"What? - You're so anxious that you're going to strangle me to death?"
The sound of the three people communicating here accidentally surpassed the sound of helping Su escape from trouble. Especially the sound of the old driver grabbing Solanta's neck was a bit violent, attracting everyone's attention...
Liu Shiba's face was full of dissatisfaction, he turned his head and watched the two people fighting in silence...
When Mrs. Huan saw everyone looking at her, she rolled her eyes and blushed unnaturally. She raised her slender hand to smooth her hair on her temples, pointed at the old driver and Solanta with her flat mouth, and repeated the conversation between the two.
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Everyone had different expressions when they heard this, but they were all a little dazed...
Liu Shiba said strangely:
"Why haven't I heard of these Shell pants?"
Li Ergou and Cuihua looked at each other and said:
"We, my wife, don't seem to have heard of it either."
The gazes of everyone made the old driver's palms loosen up. Solanta opened her mouth for a rare breath, and at the same time she chuckled:
"Giggle-haha! You don't know that in the 21st century, the Allied Powers of America had a trade agreement-
The high-tech and cutting-edge products in the Alliance are never allowed to be exported to China without permission, and are even strictly prohibited from being sold to Chinese immigrants in the United States. Even Americans with relatives and ancestors of Chinese descent in their families are not allowed to be supplied..."
Liu Shiba's eyes flashed and he sneered:
"Technological blockade! Trade blockade! Isn't this a scheme to commit suicide..."
But the next scene made the suffocating Solanta unable to catch her breath and went into shock——
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