Chapter 1484: Men and women often break up when dating
The old driver's great undertaking, which is comparable to that of Pengci, is that he has an impossible clone. The clone has another noble identity, an immortal legendary figure: the Master of Tongtian!
Liu Shiba squinted his eyes and secretly thought, this guy Tomson still has some shitty luck!
The life of an old driver is also like cheating, just like when he is squatting in a pit to defecate and has no paper, an arm waving toilet paper suddenly stretches out from under the dark pit and wipes it clean for you!
Although there is a surprise, at least one process is missing. What is this old driver doing if he isn't just lucky?
God knows where he was infected with the immortal energy, and good things happened to him, making it difficult for him to die!
Liu Shiba became a little aggrieved as he thought about it!
Especially when I think about myself, who has been unlucky for eight lifetimes as a teenager, how many tricks do I have to do to get shot in the head by a flower pot while walking?
"Hu...zao!"
Taking a deep breath, Liu Shiba burst out with a curse word in his mouth, and then he felt a little more balanced.
A dirty word can change a good mood, soothing and soothing is not bad!
But when he turned his head, Liu Shiba saw the familiar face of the old driver again, and couldn't help but felt a sudden movement in his heart, something was wrong...
Why did this guy suddenly change his identity and play the tricks of the Tongtian Cult Master?
Is there any greater cause than this? Greater luck?
Could it be that his mother, Zhao Lizhu, inherited some luck from him?
But Zhao Lizhu, isn’t she also a bastard who takes a shit like a donkey?
Zhao Lizhu, who had a tragic life experience, might not even be able to describe her by saying "unlucky mother Xipi". How did she get her luck?
Liu Shiba's eyelids were clenched again, and he squinted at the incomprehensible old driver.
That's right! That familiar feeling can be seen vaguely on the old driver's face, the shadow of his mother, Zhao Lizhu!
But where did the luck that Zhao Lizhu inherited from the old driver come from?
In another time and space, when I and Zhao Lizhu said goodbye, that telephone pole behind Liujiatun?
Just as grandpa described, the gas-calming nail that had been stuck in the ancestor's grave for many years has been pulled out!
The most important thing is that my grandfather faked his death that day, and he received the inheritance from Captain Mojin, giving him a chance to survive for three years!
This sad life has changed and become sunny...
During the period after returning to Xuchang, he and Zhao Lizhu broke up. Of course, they couldn't avoid the lingering feelings of life and death!
Fighting to the death all night long, according to Chinese custom, is called - breakup cannon!
Cold sweat dripped down Liu Shiba's forehead!
He clearly recalled that on the eve of the breakup, Zhao Lizhu turned her back to him with her plump pouch pouted, put a worn slipper to her ear, and howled to herself: Honey, please shoot me...
And he pushed up his pants all the way to the bottom, raised a pillar to the sky and at the same time raised his gun at Zhao Lizhu's thatched stronghold, and stabbed it to the bottom——
That night, Liu Shiba, who was grief-stricken and angry, attacked his own land. While shaking, he lay down behind Zhao Lizhu and sang a song loudly:
"Seeing off my comrades, embarking on the journey, silently shedding tears, and there was a popping sound in my ears...
The road is long and foggy, men and women often break up when they meet, and they are separated and become clear...
Comrades, comrades - dear comrades! This is the last shot, please take care of each other!"
Liu Shiba finally thought of the wonderful and crucial part!
There is a 99% chance that his shitty luck is the legacy of the final breakup between Liu Shiba and his mother, Zhao Lizhu!
Doesn’t his father, Tang Can, know about the little emotions between men and women?
After Zhao Lizhu's death, God knows what Tomson, who silently raised the old driver in the old duck mouth of Jingjinggou Valley, said to him?
His squinted eyes suddenly widened, he stared at the old driver and said something incomprehensible:
"It turns out that you can't live for your own fault! Old driver, you... fool! I'll give your mother a hundred ash, it's not a big deal..."
No wonder! Leader Tongtian has been chasing him like a mad dog. Why is this?
The veteran driver’s father has a grudge against Liu Shiba... a big grudge!
"Bitch! The labor and management asked for it..."
But in this situation, what could Liu Shiba do to the old driver? In the end, he could only sigh and scold himself harshly!
But as soon as his mind changed, Liu Shiba thought again - why didn't those kind and righteous people feel unjust when they died under the relentless pursuit of the Tongtian cult leader?
It turns out that the culprit may be himself!
"Pa bang bang..."
Liu Shiba was so worried that his teeth were itching and he felt that he couldn't forgive his hatred. He simply raised his hand and opened his bow from left to right, and gave himself five or six crisp big mouths with his backhand!
"Huhu..."
Taking a long breath, Liu Shiba felt comfortable all over his body!
The old driver stared at the lunatic Liu Shiba with his old eyes...
Others, on the other hand, looked at Liu Shiba with dumbfounded eyes, speechless, and thought at the same time:
"Is the boss crazy with anxiety? Otherwise, why would he slap himself so hard?"
"Huh? Don't worry, labor and management are normal, no nerves..."
Liu Shiba looked at everyone's expressions as if they were eating flies, and explained helplessly!
Then, Liu Shiba's eyes flashed, and he looked imperceptibly at Meng Tianfang and other forty-six dead soldiers of the Qin Dynasty who had long been obsessed with him or their separation, and then looked at Zhu Huan'er, Mu Shan Fusu and others!
"I'm really fine!"
While his eyes were focused, Liu Shiba added another sentence to everyone, with a smile on his face!
Looking at the old driver with a smile, Liu Shiba suddenly asked:
"What do you think of the other you, your clone, the Tongtian Cult Master?"
"have no idea!"
The old driver just spread his hands and deserved it!
"I don't know? Impossible."
Li Ergou gritted his teeth and looked up and down the old driver with an innocent look in his eyes.
"That's right! The other me is another person and has nothing to do with me.
What's more, we are experiencing two lives, so we have two types of personalities! He is him and I am me, and I have no idea about anything about Tongtian Cult Leader..."
Seeing Liu Shiba's face full of disbelief, the old driver grinned and explained again carefully.
Now! Liu Shiba is completely convinced...
As expected, it is the old Jianghu, a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water!
Old driver, you refuse to admit that you have anything to do with the Tongtian Cult Leader. It’s baseless and unsubstantiated. What can you do to me?
"Forget it, I'll just ask casually!"
In desperation, Liu Shiba waved his hand, indicating that the matter would be dropped for the time being!
Then, Liu Shiba's eyes looked at Heigulongdong, the road where everyone came here!
He secretly wondered what happened on the ground? Why was there no movement or any news?
"Cough cough cough..."
"Cough cough cough..."
Behind Liu Shiba, there was a continuous sound of violent coughing.
Liu Shiba looked back and saw that it was the old driver who was coughing. He covered his mouth and looked like he was hesitating to speak!
"You, have something to say?"
Liu Shiba asked strangely.
The old driver picked at his forehead, wiped the sweat on his forehead with his sleeve, and muttered to Liu Shiba in an awkward tone:
"Ahem! Seeing that you frequently looked back at the path behind you, as if you were waiting for some news, the old man just remembered that there was something he forgot to tell you!"
