Seeing that it was late, Liu Shiba thought for a moment, stood in the middle of the planks and said with a strange face:
"Tomorrow is a good day for everyone, cell 305 is also famous in the dark prison.
But, don't forget one thing, everyone must take a good bath tonight.
Then tomorrow morning, we will take out the best clothes in the house and put them on, and move those who don’t have good clothes around, so as not to lose the dignity of our house.
You old guys have to be alert when you go out to meet old girls. If the old ladies in the female numbers look down on you tomorrow, you deserve to be unlucky..."
Hearing Liu Shiba spit out Lotus's nonsense, everyone thought of it, and the faucet in the General Building was immediately surrounded by several people.
After a while, there was a heartbreaking discussion:
"Uncle, your dick is so big..."
"Second Master, you are so old, why haven't you had it cut yet?"
"Go away...you say it again?"
"The nose hair is so big, but it looks like a small eel. It's really..."
"Fuck you, what's wrong with you if you say labor and management will beat you again? Haven't you heard of being short and sharp? That's stupid..."
"..."
Listening to the obscene words that could not be heard, for some reason, Liu Shiba felt a faint sense of relief in his heart.
Although the Black Prison is not a good place, it has a true love...
A good person is a good person, and a bad person is not good. Those who win will not bully others, and those who lose will not give up on themselves.
A villain is a villain, a real villain; a hypocrite is a hypocrite, and it is clearly written on his face, just like the old guy Mu Yuzhou.
Thinking of this, Liu Shiba couldn't help but mutter secretly:
"Who am I? If I were given a choice, I would rather choose to be a real villain than a hypocrite."
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The night always goes by faster than the day. In the past, when the wake-up bell rang for a long time, no one in the dormitory would want to get up, but today was an exception.
The bell did not ring, but a group of cheerful and energetic old men got up one by one and arranged their bedding in order.
Then they washed up one by one. After finishing, several gentlemen sat on the floor and dressed up without looking at them.
His seriousness made Liu Shiba, who was sleeping with his eyes closed, feel frightened...
In the black jail, all iron objects will be confiscated, except for a nail clipper.
Liu Shiba clearly remembered that there were several pairs of valuable leather shoes in the shop. The iron linings in the leather shoes had been removed, and they looked no different from cloth shoes.
Since today is an important day, these old guys want to make themselves look more like human beings. They will wear all kinds of outfits on them and look extremely weird.
But basically, most people are still unkempt...
As for beards, those gentlemen have their own way. They use discarded toothbrushes to remove the toothbrush heads.
Then, use a lighter to soften the toothbrush handle from the middle, fold it in half, and polish the two folded heads flat on the ground.
In this way, it becomes a simple small clip.
This little clip has no other use, but it is very useful for pulling out beards!
Between the two of you, you help me pull out my beard, and I will help you pull it out later. It will take about ten minutes to clean the beard on your face until it bleeds.
If you look more carefully, you will get a cleaner result than a razor. Even the hair follicles will be uprooted and they will never grow back in at least three days.
The only thing that frightened Liu Shiba was that when the clip clamped the beard and pulled it out, blood spurted out and it hurt!
But those gentlemen never tired of it and happily repaired their chins to be extremely smooth.
What made Liu Shiba even more speechless was the hair on his nose and even the hair on his balls.
Not to mention the nose hairs, even Liu Shiba and a few other people who were watching and studying on the side felt that their balls hurt, sour water kept coming out of their mouths, and they couldn't bear to look...
If anyone asks him, Nose Hair will confidently tell you:
"We are being responsible and paying attention to hygiene, do you understand? It is dark and furry, and it is easy for bacteria to grow.
The ladies with the female trumpet think that my brother is fair and fair, so maybe he can blow it for me, it will be very exciting. After more than ten years, we have become a childlike machine..."
"A bunch of old hooligans..."
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A group of gentlemen in cell 305 devoured their breakfast without any starch, and then began their long wait.
Of course, these old bastards are not just sitting around, they are still arranging each other's appearance.
Liu Shiba grinned and pumped the loudspeaker, looking at all this with amusement, and thought in a wicked way:
All of them are disheveled, so what kind of image do they have? They are no different from beggars!
I am more attractive. Although I look ordinary, at least I came in not long ago, my hair is neat, and I have a human figure...
While Liu Shiba was thinking wildly, a voice sounded inappropriately;
"Uncle, come and look at it for me. Is the collar wrinkled? And how is the hair? Is it neat or not..."
The corner of Liu Shiba's mouth twitched. He stared at the old man Mu Shan's chrysanthemum face that couldn't close his smile. He nodded in an extremely serious manner and said solemnly:
"Yes, the old guy is very energetic, has a good collar, and has good hair...
I'm just a little older, but that doesn't matter, maybe the old ladies in the female account are just like this?"
Old man Mushan couldn't help but coughed dryly, pointed at Liu Shiba and said angrily:
"You know, what do you know, kid? Older people are smarter, do you understand? Do you understand..."
Liu Shiba smiled from ear to ear, and Tian Mingjian's weak voice came from beside him:
"Boss, please take a look for me. Do you look more handsome in this new clothes?"
Turning around, Liu Shiba and old man Mu Shan were stunned.
Tian Mingjian was actually wearing a small red tight T-shirt.
The T-shirt was a few sizes too small for Tian Mingjian's huge body, and it looked awkward.
A clown wears a small dress, funny!
Liu Shiba closed his eyes and was speechless, turned his head to look out the door, suppressed his smile and said:
"Yes, you look so handsome now that it's beyond description..."
When a few people were making a fuss, familiar footsteps finally came from the corridor. They were two people. One of them was Luo Zhan, and the other was probably Luo Chao, the company commander stationed in the lower prison area of the black prison.
To be honest, Liu Shiba had never experienced such weird things, and his palms were slightly sweaty because of his nervousness.
These old guys can actually taste the taste of an old woman in the dark prison? It's weird no matter how you think about it.
When Luo Zhan and Meng Chao walked to the door of 305, the prisoners in the cell consciously stood at the door and lined up in a long line according to their respective positions.
Wu Shixun's face was a little gloomy, but he was also unbearably excited.
He couldn't stand being locked up for a long time, and Wu Shixun never thought that he could go out and have sex before he died.
The detainees in Cell 305 silently followed Luo Zhan and Meng Chao outside, and no one spoke.
But it was hard to hide the joy on everyone’s face. When passing by other cells, the old man from the adjacent cell kept joking and saying:
"Brothers from 305, come on, don't get down in two minutes, help me out, hahaha..."
"Yes, we will listen to stories when we come back..."
Hearing the strange tunes that kept flying in his ears, Liu Shiba gave a wry smile and silently followed Luo Zhan outside.
