Chapter 2: The living fall to the ground and the dead turn over
If you are going to die, what about the subsidy? That is one of the few extra money in Liujiatun...
What to do?
The villagers in Liujiatun sighed when they heard this. No one had the ability to imitate the hob-knife meat, dragging the mayor out of the foot washing room and giving him a punch in the street.
In the end, the mayor, who was suffering from a bruised nose and face, had to treat the old man to wine and meat, and then the two of them hugged each other and had a heart-to-heart. They even called themselves brothers and teamed up to come to Liujiatun to spy on the wives taking a bath...
"Zhang Banxian, the fortune teller in the village next door, has also been dead for several years. From now on, we will look at the horoscopes for black and white happy events and determine Feng Shui. Which one should we look for when looking for good luck?"
The villagers in Liujiatun talked a lot, as if they suddenly remembered the benefits of the old gangster, and the old village chief Li Laifu's forehead was covered with a glistening cold sweat.
Li Ergou rolled his eyes and lamented, and wailed to the village elder:
"Dad, I just remembered that Old Man Liu still owes me two thousand yuan..."
Hearing this, Li Laifu staggered. He was deeply shocked. That old guy still owes my son two thousand yuan. How can I pay it back?
Gradually, the villagers of Liujiatun helplessly discovered that this old scourge that the whole village hated had actually become a very important figure in Liujiatun?
Could it be that I, Liujiatun, cannot do without this hob meat?
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At this time, the sky changed drastically, and a gust of wind blew strangely, making the thin-skinned coffin boards rattle...
When all the villagers saw this, they all shuddered in unison and woke up in fear from the beautiful memories.
It was such a cold winter, and the wind blew against my cotton-padded jacket and trousers, which made my clothes feel cold. A strange chill suddenly appeared around me without any warning.
The clouds and mist on the Ziyun Mountainside began to darken strangely.
The villagers raised their heads and looked at the sky at the same time, and saw a large thick black cloud quietly pressing over and covering the Shiding Peak of Ziyun Mountain.
In an instant, the cold wind blew up, like nine severe winters...
"Woof woof woof...woo!"
The black native dog raised by Lao Liu's family howled loudly and fearfully got into the shabby thatched hut and refused to show up again.
It is said that dog eyes can see psychic energy, and they can see a strange energy rushing down from the clouds, like a dragon from all over the world crashing into the Stone Cauldron Peak, but ordinary people can't see the slightest clue...
No one paid attention to the unlucky black native dog. All the villagers looked up at the sky as if they had nosebleeds. Is it going to rain?
Or, is it going to snow?
What a good harvest year. As the saying goes, auspicious snow heralds a good harvest!
A vast white mist rose in the sky, and heavy snow covered us head-on.
The spinning snowflakes were flying quietly like this, so calmly and calmly, with a hint of weirdness that couldn't be concealed.
"Creak..."
The sound was not loud, just a slight sound in the thin-skinned coffin board where the body was buried.
This sound shocked all the villagers in Liujiatun. They looked at the edge of the uncovered coffin in fear, stretched out a pair of pale and skinny claws, and added a white-haired head, as if it had experienced the harshness of the world...
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"What an ungrateful bitch? I was put in the coffin before I even took my last breath? How could I be willing to leave before I even saw my grandson?"
Liu Shiliu, this piece of meat on a hob, really defrauded the corpse, and even God refused to accept him...
Sitting up from the door panel, Liu Shiliu stood up with his head held high and stepped out with one foot. The black dog who was hiding from nowhere came over and shook its head around Liu Shiliu. It was so well-behaved that Liu Shiliu deserved to be "pained" by it for fifteen years.
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“Ding-deng-deng!”
Upon seeing this, the villagers took a deep breath and took three steps back. Their whole bodies started to tremble. Could it be that they were committing suicide?
Liu Shiliu was in a daze. He jumped out of the coffin and found that his skinny body was only wearing a pair of big pants and a thin short-sleeved T-shirt. He couldn't help but widen his eyes, looked around and said angrily:
"Master Ge, who the devil took off my father's cotton-padded jacket?"
All the villagers looked at each other in bewilderment, seeing you like this. Who knows which mean-spirited person could succeed?
"Did Cuihua move her hand? Come on, come on, just touch it for me..."
Liu Shiliu's skinny body was steaming, and his mouth was drooling. He actually reached out to pull the stiff cotton pants of the old village chief's wife. The red-faced Ergou's wife couldn't dodge, and was caught by Liu Shiliu's skinny old claws.
A sneak attack was successful.
"My dad..."
Ergou's wife's buttocks exposed two pieces of steaming white flesh. She shrieked in fear and ran away, not caring about the wisp of evil black hair hidden under the white flesh that flew in the wind and attracted the attention of countless young people...
Li Ergou stared at his sixty-year-old wife and aunt being bullied, and immediately became furious. Murderous intentions arose in his heart, and he muttered silently:
"I'm going to cut you with a knife and castrate you into an immortal..."
When Li Laifu, the old village chief, saw this, his calm face suddenly disappeared, veins popped out on his forehead, he glared at his old wife Cuihua and roared:
"You call me a hammer? If he touches you, will you lose two ounces of meat? On weekdays, will you still be touched by this old dog? Get out of here..."
Cuihua, Ergou's daughter-in-law, heard this and hurriedly pulled up her pants and shrunk her buttocks, her face became even redder, as if an old tree was blooming...
When all the villagers saw that old guy Liu Shiliu was pretending to be a corpse, they figured that the old guy had been angry the day before yesterday and had now recovered, so they came forward with a pretense of concern and comfort, and then prepared to give up.
This old guy has lived for 108 years, and he really has nine lives!
Liu Shiliu shook his gray head, came to his senses, kicked his black dog, and said with a smile:
"What a dog, you're still here waiting for meat. I'm really pissed off. I'm not going to starve to death."
The black dog, whose hind legs were kicked, swung its butt and ran away in the direction of the hut with a charming pace similar to Li Ergou's wife.
The dark clouds in the sky suddenly dispersed, and the snowflakes quickly melted, as if they had never been there.
At this time, a thin figure appeared in the distance on the mountain path leading to the outside of the village. The man looked very young, and the sharp-eyed villager called out:
"Uncle Sixteen, your grandson Shiba has come back from the city to attend the funeral..."
When Liu Shiliu heard this, he straightened up his waist suddenly, turned around and cursed:
"I'm not dead yet, what kind of mourning are you running for? Get out of my way..."
Liu Shiba is 1.75 meters tall and has an average appearance. He looks quiet and slightly thin, but those who know the truth know that this seemingly thin body hides the terrifying explosive power...
Back then, before Liu Shiba left Ziyun Mountain, there were two major scourges in the village. In addition to his father Liu Shiliu, Liu Shiba was also included.
Liu Shiliu was a disrespectful old man. No matter where he went to the window to watch his daughter-in-law bathing, he would always take his precious grandson Shiba with him.
In just twelve years from the age of five to seventeen, Liu Shiba developed an evil kung fu that was superior to that of others.
When the peeping incident happened, all the young men in the village besieged the village and even his grandfather wanted to be captured. However, Liu Shiba managed to escape despite being chased and intercepted by the whole village, and fled into Ziyun Mountain to hide for the night...
Of course, it is unknown what other skills the old guy taught Liu Shiba.
