Chapter 219: Life and Death Confusion, Night Phantom
Allen Hu was sitting quietly on a tree stump split in half by Tian Mingjian. There was a wooden shelf in front of him, and underneath there was a pile of charcoal burning with an open flame, and two roasted golden spores were constantly turning over on it...
Every half an hour, Elian Hu would look up at the sky, then a ruthless look flashed in his eyes, and he gritted his teeth and said:
"If you don't sharpen it, you can't make it into a weapon. If you can't get out, you might as well be dead!"
A few more hours passed, and the spore meat on the shelf was almost burnt. Allen Hu looked at the sky again, sighed secretly, and comforted himself:
“If you don’t have the will to survive in desperate situations, and you don’t have the instinct to survive, you are not worthy of being a captain.
How can it be so easy to really touch the Golden Captain? With the skills of a three-legged cat, you can copy the feng shui formation of the stronghold and even want to enter the Mausoleum of the First Emperor of Qin. It’s a joke.”
Then, Elian Hu tore off a spore leg from the fire stand and threw it to Lao Hei, who was staring at him with grinning teeth.
"This mountain charm is a heterogeneous species. It is extremely difficult to survive. It is actually a cross between a mountain dog and a bear. I wonder how this kid can be raised so big?
When entering ancient tombs, this mountain charm can provide early warning and explore the way, and you will have more confidence in your survival."
Elian Hu sat there and sighed softly.
Next, Allen Hu glanced at the sun that was about to set behind the mountain again, and said:
"Did I make a mistake? Adou, who can't help himself, can't get out of such a simple mine?"
"No, you didn't make a mistake, I did!"
Behind Allen Hu, Zhu Yingtai's vicious smile sounded.
"Crack!"
Then there was a crisp sound, and Allen Hu, who was in a trance, was slapped by Zhu Yingtai, who appeared like a ghost behind him, and was knocked upside down.
"Don't fight! A gentleman talks but never strikes..."
Allen Hu howled miserably.
"I am a shemale, not a gentleman, nor a woman."
Zhu Yingtai had her hair disheveled, a muddy face, grinning with black teeth, and a weird grin.
"Okay, Yingtai! Don't tease Senior Ai."
Behind Zhu Yingtai, Liu Shiba's tired voice sounded.
After hearing this, Ai Lianhu stood up and looked at Liu Shiba.
At this time, Liu Shiba looked even more miserable than Zhu Yingtai. His hair was like a chicken coop, and except for his eyes and teeth, which were shining white, the rest of his face was completely black.
The most important thing is Liu Shiba's clothes. It can also be said that he has no clothes, just wearing a fig leaf...
Then, Cao Xiong, Lu Xiaolin, Tian Mingjian, Ning Miner appeared behind Liu Shiba...
They all looked the same, they were all wearing big pants, maybe Ning Min'er had an extra breast cover on her body.
Fortunately, Ning Min'er was also covered in mud, and there was nothing attractive about her. The moment she appeared, Ning Min'er went back to the house to get a change of clothes, turned around and ran towards the mountain spring.
"No one can compete with me, I want to wash for an hour!"
Ning Min'er's screams made several elders cry when they heard her.
What kind of cruel treatment are you receiving in an underground mine?
How can a young lady from a rich family be tortured like this?
"Sticky, I want to ask you, are you sure that is a mine?"
Lu Xiaolin twisted his face and rushed over to grab Elian Hu's collar.
Elian Hu was stunned for a moment, then smiled bitterly and said:
"I said one word wrong, it was a robber hole..."
"Um, your mother? What I'm saying is that even a fart inside can knock down two kilograms of earth. Have you ever seen a mine that is as wide as one person?"
Tian Mingjian clapped his chest and fists, and glared at Allen Hu angrily.
Cao Xiong grinned and said:
"Old Man Ai, are you really trying to kill us all on purpose? That's just a thief from an unknown age.
The six of us climbed to the end and discovered that from beginning to end it was only as thick as a washbasin, and we couldn't even swing a shovel."
Ailian Hu looked at Cao Xiong in a daze and said:
"Could it be that my memory has deteriorated and I really remembered the wrong place? Did I take you to the thief's cave?
I'm just wondering, how did you get out? There's no air in there?"
Hearing this, Liu Shiba couldn't help it anymore and slapped Elian Hu on the shoulder, and said with an angry smile:
"No matter how hard you calculated, you didn't think we would be able to get out, right? Inside the cave where it was difficult to turn around, there was actually only one person digging desperately in front.
The six people at the back kept tamping the loose soil with their hands and bodies, and the last one almost couldn't squeeze out."
Elian Hu's expression still maintained a dazed look. After a long time, he patted his head in annoyance and said:
"Oops, what a mistake! I remember that robbery hole, I dug it with my hands when I was free.
Hehe! In fact, that mine is right next to the robbery tunnel, less than one meter away.
If you are careful and listen carefully to find the way, you can come out in ten minutes at most."
Speaking of this, Elian Hu's eyes flashed and he laughed dumbly and said:
"But, despite all my calculations, I never imagined! You guys are not human beings, but you actually dug it out of a fifty-meter-deep robbery hole?
This is simply unbelievable. I believe that the soil was dug and compacted, but for seven hours, there was no air in the cave. You should have burped in half an hour at most, shouldn’t you?"
Liu Shiba smiled ferociously and said to Tian Mingjian, Zhu Yingtai and Cao Xiong:
"You three, hold this slime down for me."
Ai Lian Hu was stunned when he heard this, turned around and wanted to run away, but Tian Mingjian grabbed him by the collar and spread his arms around on the ground with his backhand...
"No! It's really a misunderstanding. The old man really remembered it wrong! What are you going to do?"
Ai Lianhu was pinned down by the grinning Cao Xiong and Tian Mingjian.
Liu Shiba smiled slightly, showing his black and white teeth, turned to look at Lu Xiaolin who was thoughtful, and whispered softly:
"Lu Xiaolin, give your fellow countryman a brain fragment? Otherwise, this old guy will kill us in the future..."
When Lu Xiaolin heard this, he gritted his teeth and rubbed the black mud all over his body, and grinned in agreement:
"My little master is so right. I also think this old guy will kill us."
After saying that, Lu Xiaolin laughed ferociously, opened his mouth and let out a sharp roar, and a black, several-inch-long golden-headed Gu worm twisted its waist and crawled out slowly...
"Brother Slimy, I'm sorry, you are too capable. I only have three insect kings with my brain-dead brain. Today, I will let you open a meat one and take the lead..."
Lu Xiaolin's eyes were like those of poisonous snakes, and the corner of his mouth was slightly raised with a sinister smile.
"Gu worm? You... don't want it. Kong Zhuowen, your grandson, I have been waiting for you for thirty years, and you treat me like this?"
Ailian Hu's head was covered in cold sweat, his eyes were filled with fear, and he said in a trembling voice:
"No, no, no, I'll still call you Lu Xiaolin. Kong Zhuowen is your previous name. I won't call you that anymore. Please, don't use this thing. Ugh..."
"Woooooooo..."
All resistance is in vain...
The black-gold-headed Gu insect brain fragment moved elegantly, slowly, wagging its head and tail, and gently squeezed through Elian Hu's ear hole.
"ah!"
Elian Hu, who looked extremely mature and steady, finally let out a miserable cry.
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After more than ten minutes, Lu Xiaolin walked from the main room with a strange face to Liu Shiba and others who were enjoying their meal, gritted his teeth and said:
"Little Master, Sticky is not telling lies. This guy really made a mistake in the cave. We just laid down our guns and almost got killed in vain..."
Liu Shiba bit a piece of spore meat in his mouth and mumbled stupidly:
"What a mistake? If I hadn't touched Jin Lingzhong, I would have prepared dozens of oxygen bottles, and I would really be on my knees today.
Also, Min'er is gone today, I'm not done with this old thing..."
Lu Xiaolin said in fear:
"What do you plan to do, little master?"
Liu Shiba chuckled and said:
"Tomorrow, he will be the vanguard to explore the Mausoleum of the First Emperor of Qin and atone for his sins. What do you think?"
Tian Mingjian, Cao Xiong, and Zhu Yingtai said with their mouths full of food:
"That's right, kill him as a bastard..."
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In the dark hall, there was a chuckle that no one noticed, and then the black shadow flashed and disappeared...
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