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Chapter 229: The Legend of Peanut Butter

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The man-made fear gradually dissipated. The gossips in the computer room saw that Sun Wenming, a gangster, wanted to tell a story, and couldn't help but look over at the same time...

Among them, Lu Xiaolin was particularly enthusiastic because he had been locked up in the black prison for a long time and was obviously disconnected from the outside world.

"Say it quickly. If you say it well, maybe the knife I just took on my leg won't hurt anymore."

Liu Shiba smiled dumbly when he heard this and said:

"Min'er, when you have time, you can disinfect and bandage these unfortunate guys, and take a few amoxicillin tablets for each of them.

I have to go out to drain the water later, and it will be troublesome if the wound becomes infected. It is suitable for women to do this, but not for men with rough hands and feet."

Ning Min'er smiled sweetly, nodded and got busy...

At this time, Liu Shiba glanced at Sun Wenming with a smile and said strangely:

"Don't you want to tell a story? After all, since Dong Sheng left you to me, you are now one of us. Don't be afraid of being ugly. Tell us your glorious deeds and we will listen."

Sun Wenming glared and hesitated for a moment, then looked around at the people around him and said shyly:

"Then let me tell you, before I went to Hong Kong to work on the streets, I was still a student in the Mainland. My specialty was martial arts and rock climbing.

I have a sister who is eight years younger than me, and once a gangster bullied my sister on the street, so I hit her hard and killed her."

Cao Xiong asked with a smile:

"If you kill him, you'll be involved in a life-and-death lawsuit."

Sun Wenming sighed and said:

"No, that ruffian's backstage is so tough that he insists on convicting me of intentional homicide and being buried with him."

Lu Xiaolin said curiously:

"Then how did your kid escape?"

When Sun Wenming heard Lu Xiaolin's question, he twisted his cheeks, held it in for a long time, and then said with a silly smile:

"While being detained, that is, in the detention center, I met a strange old man.

The old man, after having a deep conversation with me, gave me a move, and I ended up using that damaging move..."

Zhu Yingtai twisted her ugly face, clapped her fat palms together, and asked curiously:

"So strong? One trick allowed you to escape murder?"

Sun Wenming frowned, and a black line appeared on his forehead. He held it in for a while before explaining:

"That trick is very simple and can only be used when the court is in session."

Liu Shiba's eyebrows knitted together and he said strangely:

"What's the trick? Just tell me directly and don't try to trick me into showing off."

Sun Wenming swallowed hard, glanced at Ning Min'er, who was bandaging Cao Xiong's wound, and said with tears streaming down his face:

"On the day of the trial, the old man gave me a bottle of peanut butter, and then asked someone to help me stuff it all into the anus..."

Hearing the word chrysanthemum, everyone was stunned...

Ning Miner directly covered her mouth and widened her beautiful eyes...

Sun Wenming seemed not to notice the expressions of the crowd and said to himself: "After the trial, whenever the judge asked me if I killed that ruffian, I would put my hand into my pants, take out a handful of peanut butter from my crotch and put it in my mouth.

Chew the inside and then swallow it.

Finally, the judge asked the bailiff to take off my pants, and I took out a lump of peanut butter from my anus, put it in my mouth and swallowed it in front of the judge..."

At this time, the entire computer room was eerily quiet, and the silence was eerie. Liu Shiba swallowed hard, gritted his teeth and asked:

"Then what?"

"The judge was a woman. She vomited on the spot and directly acquitted me and sent me to a mental hospital.

Once I got to the mental hospital, it was easy for me to escape. Three months later, I smuggled myself to Hong Kong and took refuge with Boss Dong Sheng."

Sun Wenming grinned and finished speaking with a livid face.

"Hahahahaha!"

"It's so disgusting. This method is so deceptive."

"That old man is a wonderful man. His bad moves are really bad moves."

Ning Min'er covered her mouth, went up and kicked Sun Wenming in the back, and said angrily:

"I'll kick you to death for saying such disgusting things. Do you still want to eat?"

Cao Xiong shook his head and said:

"Even if it is peanut butter, the bailiffs and judges will not touch it with their hands. Even if it is fake, the peanut butter must be made real."

Ai Lianhu was originally a very calm person, but at this moment he couldn't help but swallowed his saliva and said:

"Peanut butter taken out of an anus? What does it taste like?"

Sun Wenming lowered his head and responded naively:

“It tastes good, but it smells like kudzu...”

"…………"

Everyone was stunned and shocked by this sentence...

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Hehehe!"

Laughing and laughing, everyone gradually became quiet...

Liu Shiba looked at Sun Wenming thoughtfully, a hint of wisdom flashed in his eyes, then he turned to Ning Min'er and asked:

"Min'er, if you were in a situation like Sun Wenming's, would you be willing to eat this asshole peanut butter?"

"I definitely won't eat it, it's so disgusting, bah! Crow's mouth!"

Ning Min'er rolled her eyes at Liu Shiba.

Liu Shiba nodded and said strangely:

"If you don't eat...you will die!"

Ning Min'er was stunned when she heard this, as if she had thought of something, she suddenly became quiet.

Then Liu Shiba looked at Zheng Weida and asked:

"If it were you, would you like to eat?"

Zheng Weida looked solemnly at Liu Shiba's sparkling eyes and said calmly:

"As long as I can survive, I will eat even real shit, let alone peanut butter?"

"well!"

Liu Shiba then stood up, looked at the ten people in the computer room, and said seriously:

"Today, Sun Wenming taught me and everyone the best lesson. In the face of life and death, nothing matters. Survival is your only choice."

Then, Liu Shiba gently patted Sun Wenming on the shoulder and said:

"Especially in the environment we are in now, deep into the underground Japanese military base, and it was a base from more than half a century ago.

There are piles of corpses inside the base, it is dark and gloomy, and there are many unknown viruses or things.

The terrain here is complex, and everyone must be mentally prepared in case we plunge into an irreversible adversity.

If you don't have anything to eat, you have to find a way by yourself. If you don't have anything to drink, don't touch any drop of water in it, even if you drink urine.

Survival is an issue that everyone must take seriously. I don’t want the same kind of internal fighting like blowing up a camp to happen again.”

After hearing Liu Shiba's words, everyone fell silent, thinking secretly, chewing on the meaning of Liu Shiba's words...

"It's getting late, we have to leave. Although it will take a long time for the people behind to catch up, it won't be too far away."

Elian Hu's eyes flashed and he suggested softly.

Liu Shiba nodded slightly, casually took out the seven backpacks in the dimensional space, still on the ground, and said calmly:

"The supplies in the backpack should be distributed equally among Luo Zhan, Zheng Weida and Sun Wenming, so that even if they are left alone, they can still maintain basic survival.

From now on, each person will have a backpack, a spur, an engineer shovel, and a hand cannon. These are important weapons and food that we depend on for survival, especially the hand cannon. Don't lose it."

After saying this, Liu Shiba turned to look at Allen Hu and said:

"Sticky, you lead the way. Where should we go next?"

As he asked, Liu Shiba was secretly frightened, because he had some bad premonitions and always felt that something bad was waiting for him ahead.

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