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Chapter 426: The Legendary, Big Zongzi?

Liu Shiba and Liu Qian finally vomited...

The Mongolians in ancient China were indeed a born fighting nation. Not to mention they occupied one-third of the entire earth. Even the humans on the earth were refined by these guys into a big pot of human oil soup in front of them...

How many people must be killed for such a big cast iron pot?

It is definitely an exaggeration to say that 200 million people were killed, but looking at the fragrant corpse oil in front of me, it is estimated that there must be tens of millions of people.

The ridiculous Ukrainians used the miasma of corpse oil leaking from the ground as natural gas and allowed it to burn here for forty years. What a shame...

You know, serious corpse oil is the best and precious fuel.

Think about it, in your luxurious and elegant living room, lighting such a ten thousand year corpse oil lamp that will never go out is a very honorable thing...

Also, the seasoning made from corpse oil is extremely delicious. It is said that if you secretly add a spoonful of it to a certain Malatang or beef noodles, it will definitely be the most delicious delicacy in the world, and the fragrance will spread far and wide...

In addition, corpse oil is also a weapon used by some prostitutes to confuse lost men. A pair of peach blossom eyes, two drops of corpse oil fragrance, endless fragrance, softness and gentleness...

All in all, according to Liu Shiba's understanding, corpse oil is a good thing...

The three of them covered their noses and finally got into the interior of the space. Liu Shiba took the blackened map left by Hitler in his hand and looked at it carefully.

Liu Qian, on the other hand, was on all sides, using a miner's lamp to shine inside.

This is a space the size of a basketball court, about three to four hundred square meters in size. Next to the large pot covered with corpse oil paste is a sunken stone wall.

Judging from the quality of the stone wall, it should be a natural cave like bluestone.

Liu Qian, who had his cheeks twisted, now stared blankly with his eyes wide and confused, and stammered:

"Coffin, there is a coffin here."

Opposite where Liu Qian was standing, there happened to be a sarcophagus!

On the left and right sides of the sarcophagus, there are two ancient human figurines that look like human spittoons standing stiffly.

Throwing the cowhide into the dimensional space casually, Liu Shiba's eyes lit up and he ran directly towards the two human-shaped spittoons, not shying away from the stone coffin beside him.

"Captain Lieutenant, these two human-shaped puppet lamp holders have been burnt out long ago. They can't even contain the human oil. Don't even think about setting off the fire again."

Liu Qian grinned and looked at Liu Shiba, who looked obsessed with money, and reminded him!

The underground tombs in this canyon should have existed for a long time.

Even if the ancients who made the puppet lamp holder were made of steel and iron, the small bronze dish that Tianling covered and was driven in like a nail could not withstand the invasion of time.

Liu Shiba leaned over and looked at the puppet lamp holder, and took out two large white radish-like candles from the dimensional space.

After lighting it, gently place it in the broken dish on the Tianling cover of the puppet lamp holder and weld it firmly.

The silent space, with the strange flickering of candles, gradually became weird...

At this time, Liu Qian had already circled around the puppet lamp holder and returned to the sarcophagus again.

Liu Shiba didn't know if Liu Qian wanted to try his skills!

However, the slight feeling of depression just now came to my mind again in a daze.

Maybe it was because of his psychology. Liu Shiba always felt that in the dark, there was a pair of eyes staring deeply at him.

"Bang bang!"

Liu Qian first gently tapped the edge of the coffin lid with his hand, then turned around, took a dark engineering shovel, and started looking around the stone.

At this time, only Qin Da, who was quite strong-minded, was not an economical lamp.

Qin Da saw nothing around the space except the stench of dead people, so he also looked at the coffin curiously.

In the end, Liu Shiba satisfied Qin Da's curiosity.

When Qin Da's eyes twisted and he carefully opened the coffin lid, Liu Shiba smiled slightly.

Liu Shiba, this was the first time I saw Qin Dazheng'er thinking about another thing.

Seeing Qin Da's cautious look, Liu Shiba had the urge to lock Qin Da, this humanoid monster, in the tomb forever.

Suddenly, Liu Qian, who was squatting beside the sarcophagus and enjoying his archaeological addiction, suddenly became stunned for some reason, and shouted to Liu Shiba in a panic:

"Captain, the coffin has been opened, and someone has already rushed in here."

After hearing this, Liu Shiba and Qin Da hurriedly stepped forward to take a look!

The lid of the sarcophagus covers the stone coffin. The two are not completely connected, and there is a large gap in the middle.

Liu Shiba leaned down solemnly and looked strangely at the side of the coffin lid.

Right under the coffin lid, there is a white jade-like sculpture of a girl sitting upright. The peaceful girl is sewing a war robe for the sweetheart in the tomb...

What is left is a horrible scene, a cruel scene of being pried apart with iron bars and steel, and it is a mess.

Qin Da, a simple and honest guy, was gradually taught by Liu Shiba and Liu Qian during this period. At this time, he consciously went to the stone wall to find another way out.

Liu Qian, at this time, called Qin Dadao from behind:

"I just checked, there are no other portals here."

Liu Shiba frowned and interrupted:

"It's strange! Could it be that a child can appear from the sky?

Where did the group of tomb robbers in front come in? The treasures here may have been looted by those beasts long ago.

They eat meat generously, and when we drink soup, we have to lock our buttholes tightly to prevent them from being lubricated enough, and a mouthful of soup will flow out of our anus..."

Liu Shiba grinned, and the domineering demeanor of a well-like villain was immediately revealed.

No wonder people say that all the wisdom and calmness of men in front of women are bullshit...

Liu Qian was stunned. Is this the all-powerful legendary magician on the world's magic stage?

This is definitely a bastard who is so vulgar that he can swallow and digest the feces and urine he poops out. He can't figure it out with his eyes closed...

Liu Shiba was indeed a bit impatient. When he said the last few words, his voice gradually rose involuntarily!

"rustle!"

A strange and sharp noise penetrated the darkness and echoed in the cave. Liu Shiba, who was in an impassioned state, suddenly felt a chill down his spine, as if a dark wind was blowing through the cave.

The sudden fear made Liu Shiba's scalp numb!

Staring his eyes, Liu Shiba looked around for a long time, and finally felt vaguely that the sound seemed to come from the sarcophagus beside him...

Liu Qian looked pale and at a loss!

Qin Da looked at Liu Shiba indifferently, with disdain on his face!

Liu Shiba was the closest to the coffin, and with his super strong sense of perception, he could hear the seemingly absent noise very clearly.

Liu Shiba's scalp continued to feel numb!

It's not that Liu Shiba doesn't want to calm down, it's an instinct, and it's human nature to fear unknown things.

Even if you are America's Uncle Sam, or China's No. 1, when you stand quietly in front of the urinal in the middle of the night with a big drink in your mouth...

You will also get chills and see ghosts above the slope or at the gate of the urinal in the distance that do not exist at all.

The root and fear of everything comes from your heart...

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It was absolutely the first time for Liu Qian to encounter such a thing, and he instinctively exclaimed:

"There's something in the coffin!"

The scream broke the eerie silence...

As soon as Liu Shiba heard Liu Qian's scream, he immediately regained his composure, and the surrounding area gradually became quiet.

Inside the sarcophagus, there were constant and chaotic noises.

It seemed like someone was buried alive, scratching and struggling with his fingernails...

The sharp rustling sound, heard at this time, still gives people goosebumps...

After only three seconds of silence, Liu Qian cursed:

"Could it be the legendary rice dumplings?"

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ps: This morning, there are still 2 updates released consecutively, with an interval of about an hour!

The day of the update is very close, Liu Shiba is already ready, and he has prepared a very deceptive speech, ready to trick everyone into buying it, but it’s actually not expensive: it’s only 1 cent!

Originally, the speech was supposed to be free, but I thought it would be better to continue to trick everyone...

In addition, it is necessary to explain that Liu Shiba has definitely not become an immortal or developed an indestructible body. For the time being, he still needs royalties to support his family!

I hope that the readers who see this can have a little understanding of Liu Shiba, support QQ reading, and subscribe to support. This is the work that I worked hard on for half a year. I hope it can earn some tuition for my son...

A funny guy with a typing speed of only 300 typing hours per hour, a little writer who works extremely hard, a writer who writes with a grimace, and this is all I have...

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