Chapter 46: Dare to offend Huaxia, even if you are far away, you will be punished
After listening to Cao Xiong's explanation, Liu Shiba shook his head helplessly, walked slowly to Cao Xiong, patted him on the shoulder, twisted his face, and held it in for a long time before he finally said:
"Old Cao, you are so tired of living!"
Cao Xiong's face was livid. Before he could say anything, he saw an old man, Li Ergou, the son of the old village chief, running up quickly from the bottom of the mountain road.
The old village chief, Li Laifu, is seventy-eight years old this year, and Li Ergou, a fool, is also fifty-five years old.
At this time, Li Ergou, who had gray hair on his temples, was trotting all the way, looking at his father Li Laifu in fear, and said anxiously:
"Dad, there are several police cars coming to our village. Look..."
Li Laifu looked at Li Ergou who was out of breath, couldn't help but kicked his old son angrily, and cursed:
"Look at you? You're still a martial arts practitioner in the tenth cultivation? You're so out of breath after just a few miles of mountain walking?
The boss is so old that he hides in the room with Cuihua and that bastard all day long, making babies?
I’m almost buried, and you just show me this? You gave me three granddaughters? You didn’t even see any of them?”
When Li Ergou heard this, he immediately shrank his head and looked at Li Ergou, who was in his fifties, with an embarrassed look on his face. The old and young people in the village burst into laughter.
Li Ergou's daughter-in-law Cuihua's gloomy face instantly dissipated, she unfolded her old face like a civilized old tree, gave Li Ergou a charming look, turned to glare at Li Laifu, and said strangely:
"Dad, why do you blame me if your son doesn't work? Why don't you try it and see if your old gun works?"
"roll!"
Li Laifu's bark-like old face twitched, a trace of embarrassment appeared on his face, and he was speechless!
This Cuihua was completely ruined by Liu Shiliu, Shi Shiba's grandfather...
Li Laifu looked at Liu Shiba awkwardly and asked doubtfully:
"Eighteen, you haven't told me yet? Why did you rush back to the village in the middle of the night? What happened?"
Liu Shiba briefly told Li Laifu what happened in the past few days in detail...
After listening to Liu Shiba's words, Li Laifu showed a rare trace of cruelty on his face and coldly snorted:
"The Japanese are just fine. They fight back the clowns when they come, but even some official figures in China are interested. It seems you have found something amazing!"
Liu Shiba nodded slowly, looked at the police cars filled with smoke and dust in the distance, and said doubtfully:
"What does this have to do with the Japanese dwarf?"
"Hmph! Back then, your grandfather accidentally accepted a lurking Japanese spy, Yamamoto Ryugi, as his apprentice, who was also Cao Xiong's senior brother.
Not only did he possess your grandfather's ability, but he also learned many secrets about the Liu family."
Li Laifu said calmly.
Liu Shiba nodded strangely and said:
"Then what?"
"Then Yamamoto Ryugi returned to Japan and wanted to seize some of your grandfather's things.
Although I, the people in Liujiatun, are all ordinary people, we are descendants of the Yan and Huang Dynasties. If any evil spirits dare to invade China, they will be punished!"
Li Laifu's rickety body gradually stood up straight and spoke righteously.
Then, Li Laifu glanced at Cao Xiong, then at his old son Li Ergou and his wife Cuihua, and said hurriedly:
"Liu Shiliu has promised that as long as Shiba returns to Liujiatun in danger and risks the lives of all the people in the village to keep Shiba safe, Liu Shiba will be our little master."
Liu Shiba glanced at Li Laifu in a daze!
Little master?
It’s no longer a slave country, okay? Still a little master?
Li Laifu seemed to understand Liu Shiba's eyes and said cautiously:
"This is an oath made by our ancestors. We must not break it. Now please go to the Liujiatun Ancestral Hall under Shiding Peak."
Inside the ancestral hall, there is a secret passage leading to the ancient tomb on Shidingfeng Mountain. That ancient tomb is the place where Cao Cao’s bones are buried. It’s a pity that Cao Cao’s bones were destroyed by the Sima family!”
Having said this, Li Laifu looked at Cao Xiong, sighed and said:
"Cao Xiong, you should also go together and see the final burial place of your ancestor Cao Cao.
Ergou, you and Cuihua follow the little master to protect his safety, go ahead!"
Li Ergou was stunned for a moment, looked at each other and Cuihua, and shouted in fear:
"father!"
"The two dogs are obedient. Dad is old and useless. He can no longer climb the ravine and cliff.
You and your wife must protect the little master, and don't worry about your three girls, go ahead!"
Li Laifu wiped away his tears.
Li Laifu looked back at Liu Shiba, then looked back at his old wife Cuihua, who was no longer young, and said with a faint smile:
"Cuihua, if you want to live up to your expectations, give birth to a baby with a handle for my Li family!"
Cuihua's wrinkled old face turned red and sighed:
"Dad! My wife is getting old too..."
Li Laifu shook his head in disappointment, turned back to Liu Shiba and said angrily: "Let's go! Go to Liujiatun Ancestral Hall, don't come out until it's safe, remember this mantra: Seven Seven Forty Nine."
"Old village chief!"
Liu Shiba choked up and couldn't speak anymore.
At this time, Cao Xiong walked up to Liu Shiba, patted his shoulder, and said in a neutral tone:
"Eighteen, I remember you have three Tai Sui sticks on your body? Why don't you give one to this old lady like Cuihua? This thing has the effect of bringing spring back to dead trees."
Li Laifu smiled bitterly upon hearing this, waved his hand and said:
"Cao Xiong, let's go with my little master quickly. Cuihua hasn't eaten anything in these years, and Tai Sui has eaten more than a pound. That thing is useless. It seems that my Li family will be extinct."
"Ordinary Tai Sui is of course useless."
Cao Xiong smiled strangely.
"Huh? Ordinary Tai Sui? Could it be..."
Li Laifu's eyes widened, his gray beard trembled, and his hands like dead trees squeezed tightly.
"Human form Tai Sui, acquired spirit body, life and death human flesh and white bones..."
Cao Xiong explained with a smile.
Liu Shiba was stunned when he heard this, and immediately took out one of the three fingers of the humanoid Tai Sui, and carefully handed one to the stupid Cuihua.
"This, this is a finger? Human-shaped Tai Sui, is it really human-shaped Tai Sui?"
Li Laifu's lips trembled and he pointed at a white finger held carefully in Cuihua's hand.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! God will not end my Li family. My Li family has a heir. The human form is too old and the treasures of nature and earth are precious."
Li Laifu turned around, slapped his silly son Li Ergou on the shoulder, and said happily:
"Er Gou, you have to work hard from now on. With Tai Sui in human form, your wife Cui Hua Lao Mu will be born soon, ha ha ha ha!"
"Dad, how do you eat this stuff? It looks weird."
Cuihua's withered-skinned old face shook twice, and she stared at the crystal clear, white jade-like fingers with dumbfounded eyes.
"You know nothing, what is this human-shaped Tai Sui? This is living ginseng, this is a natural treasure.
Why don't you act like a good boy after getting a benefit? Why don't you thank Master Shiba and then sit down and make some soup to drink, so that you can give birth to a big fat boy next year."
Li Laifu glared at his old wife dissatisfied.
"Eighteen, you go quickly, I will leave this place to the old man.
It seems that Liujiatun has been silent for thousands of years, and people and ghosts all want to poop on Liujiatun."
While Li Laifu spoke, he faintly exuded a strong power.
Liu Shiba nodded, looked around at the dozens of old and young men in Liujiatun who looked at him with complicated eyes, picked up his backpack, and strode towards the Liujiatun Ancestral Hall at the end of the mountain road.
Li Ergou, his wife Cuihua, and Cao Xiong silently followed Liu Shiba...
After a while, a black figure like lightning flashed across the cemetery, chasing Liu Shiba.
"That's Lao Hei's mountain charm? Why do you feel so grown up? You're actually completely reborn?"
This prodigal boy actually gave the human form of Tai Sui to a dog?"