Chapter 0484: Explain, why do you have to stand to pee
When the false is true, the true is also false, and when the true is false, the false is more true?
Hearing Liu Shiba's words, Qin Da and Cao Xiong were both a little confused!
Baikal, Liu Qian?
Hasn't it been confirmed that this guy is the magician Baikal from the British Commonwealth?
Why did he suddenly become the prince again, Liu Qian?
On the contrary, when Baikal heard Liu Shiba's words, his expression did not fluctuate much and he looked at Liu Shiba calmly.
Qin Da didn't react slowly. He reached out and took out his dagger and put it on Baikal or Liu Qian's neck.
Liu Shiba smiled and waved his hand and said:
"Qin Da, don't be nervous! Although this guy is changeable, real and fake, his close combat effectiveness is basically zero."
After finishing speaking, Liu Shiba looked at Baikal and smiled slightly. In a teasing tone, he looked at Baikal and asked again:
"What do you think?"
After a long time, Baikal took a breath and said doubtfully:
"What are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"
Liu Shiba laughed, pointed at Baikal, looked at Cao Xiong and laughed:
"Look, what I said is right, right? I refused to admit it. I made some predictions.
Among the red handkerchiefs from all over the world, you, Liu Qian, are the one who have practiced illusion and deception to the pinnacle!"
Speaking of this, Liu Shiba laughed at himself and said:
"Actually, I just thought of it. You can even impersonate the prince, what else can you dare not do? It's not difficult for you to pretend to be Baikal, right?"
After finishing speaking, Liu Shiba continued without stopping, pointed at Baikal and said:
"You have the ability to turn yourself into another person and let me see your leg hair on purpose?
It’s interesting, I was thinking just now, since I can turn my hair into golden color, why can’t I also turn my leg hair into golden color?”
When Cao Xiong heard this, he seemed to understand something and looked at Baikal's trouser legs strangely.
Baikal's trouser legs were now tightly tied with a cuff!
"It's been nearly two days, and the hair on these legs has started to grow out. If you don't mind, could you lift up your trouser legs and show me whether they are yellow or black?"
Cao Xiong touched his chin and stared at Baikal.
At this time, Baikal's complexion suddenly turned from white to black, and then from black to white.
After a long time, Baikal finally sighed and said with a wry smile:
"Originally, I was dissatisfied. Why should people from all over the world listen to your orders, Captain Jin?
Now it seems that I really can’t deceive you. It’s really hard to fool the truth and fiction in front of Captain Mo Jin!”
Liu Shiba stared at Baikal or Liu Qian and said lightly:
"Show your true colors!"
Baikal shook his head helplessly, put his hands behind his neck and fiddled with it, lifted it up, and actually took off a hood, with golden hair still floating on it!
The person who appeared in front of Liu Shiba was indeed the Liu Qian in the Moscow Concert Hall.
At this time, Liu Shiba was unmoved, waved his hand and ordered to Qin Da:
"Try cutting it with a knife, I feel there is still one layer!"
Qin Da grinned and stepped forward with a dagger!
"No, no! I'll do it myself."
Liu Qian smiled bitterly.
Then, as the guy's scalp shook, another layer of skin was uncovered!
Below, it turned out to be Chang Tian who was close to Liu Shiba at the auction!
Chang Tian, currently the ambassador of China to Russia, is slightly fat!
"And, reveal it again!"
Liu Shiba was unmoved!
Liu Qian looked at the dagger in Qin Da's hand and helplessly unveiled another layer of subtle disguise.
From Chang Tian, he turned into Zhang Xiong in an instant...
At this time, even Liu Shiba opened his mouth wide and was dumbfounded...
Freak, this guy is an absolute freak!
Is it any wonder that this guy knows everything about his movements?
Even the dead agent Zhang Xiong was disguised by this guy?
"Looking at it, why does it look a bit like the Sichuan Opera in China, where the face changes?"
In Chinese Sichuan Opera, face-changing techniques are generally divided into three types:
Wipe the face, blow the face and pull the face, in addition to rely on? Qi!
And this guy in front of me, I don’t know who he is, has really mastered the art of face changing to an unrivaled level.
It's not difficult to change your face, but it's difficult to pretend to be someone different.
At this time, Qin Da also stared at a pair of bull's eyes and said stupidly:
"Master, let's cut off his head, right?"
Baikal or Liu Qian, whoever his name was, trembled all over and said helplessly:
"No, I'll take them all down in one go."
Then, like a butterfly peeling off its skin, one piece of dough fell from his head...
Male, female, old, young, Chinese, European and American, from young girls to old women, from teenagers to old men, there are so many bits and pieces...
In the end, what appeared in front of the stunned Liu Shiba, Cao Xiong and Qin Da was an extremely young, tall and pretty girl...
Liu Shiba and Cao Xiong looked at each other...
"Ahem! Continue, and..."
Liu Shiba swallowed hard.
"It's really gone."
Standing in front of the three people, the extremely beautiful girl with eyebrows like willows, eyes like stars, and face like peach blossoms, responded with a delicate voice and returned to her original voice.
"I don't believe it, let me touch it!"
Liu Shiba shook his head persistently.
"It's really gone..."
The beautiful girl, with a blushing face, turned around and pulled out a long white strip of cloth from her clothes.
Liu Shiba stared blankly at the four to five meter white cloth, then turned to look at Cao Xiong and asked:
"What is this?"
Cao Xiong's lips trembled, his grin twisted for a long time, then he swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said strangely:
"Eighteen, old man, it seems that she is indeed gone. This is her true appearance."
Liu Shiba bulged his eyes, looked at Cao Xiong, and then at the beautiful girl who turned around with a blushing face.
Then, Liu Shiba stared at the long strip of cloth on the ground with stiff eyes, and uttered three words with difficulty:
"Footband?"
Qin Da was shocked at this moment and quickly corrected one of the typos:
"chest……"
The charming-looking girl glared at Qin Da fiercely!
"Cough cough cough!"
Liu Shiba covered his mouth, coughed a few times, and his eyes instantly fell on the girl's upper body, breasts...
Such big lumps...
This is really not that big!
It's really hard for her. How can such a big pair of little white rabbits be so well hidden?
Liu Shiba looked at a piece of white cloth four to five meters on the ground again!
"Little girl, this old man has admired one person in his life, and that was my master, Liu Shiba's grandfather!
Now, among the people that the old man admires, there is one more person, and that is you, the ultimate genius among the five mountains and eight sects..."
Cao Xiong admired sincerely.
At this time, Qin Da didn't say anything, staring blankly at the pair of shockingly big things on his mother's chest...
Finally, Qin Da asked a question that even Liu Shiba and Cao Xiong collapsed:
"Little lady, last night you and I peed behind the palace gate..."
After a pause, Qin Da said again:
"I remember clearly that you and I peed while standing together. What happened? I'm not thinking well. Please explain to me..."
Liu Shiba and Cao Xiong looked at each other, dumbfounded. The beautiful girl finally gritted her teeth and said three words:
"Stinky Liumang..."
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PS: The second update is completed today, the third update will be updated between 5pm and 6pm!
