Cao Xiong, carrying a torn sack on his back, jumped onto the tricycle crying and howling.
Gritting his teeth, he stepped on the tricycle with all his strength, moving forward, and then forward...
Three people were squeezed into the small body of the tricycle, weighing nearly 400 pounds.
"Boom!"
There was a crisp sound, and the chain of the tricycle broke?
In the end, Liu Shiba and the four of them still couldn't outrun the group of Ukrainian aunts and dads wielding hoes!
Finally, Liu Shiba found a urinal made of gold in the dimensional space and exchanged the "freedom" of four people, plus the broken sack behind Cao Xiong...
Inside the torn sack were eight foreign chickens with their necks broken.
After eating and drinking, Liu Shiba pulled an old Ukrainian man with a curly beard and whispered...
An over-enthusiastic Ukrainian aunt volunteered to repair the tricycle and happily sent Liu Shiba and the four of them out of the village...
In the next few days, on the road to China, there was a lot of sneaking around.
Liu Shiba and his party finally entered Kazakhstan.
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Baihaba Village, known as the first village in the northwest and the first post in the northwest of the Huaxia Kingdom, is located in Altay Region, Habahe County, and Tierekti Township.
It is located on the border with Kazakhstan, only a few kilometers away from East Silek, Kazakhstan.
Baihaba Village is known as one of the eight most beautiful villages in China.
On this day, on the winding road from Kanas Lake to Baihaba Village, there were flocks of cattle and sheep passing by.
On the natural grassland next to the road, a row of yurts or yurts has been set up, forming a small market!
The market was bustling with activity. There were sellers of rice-pillars, cashiers, tobacco, alcohol and groceries, and even more cheap cosmetics and knock-off clothing.
But at the far end of the road, four beggars with stooped clothes and gray faces appeared.
The four people walked slowly towards the small market.
The clothes on the four of them were so tattered that it was almost impossible to tell the difference between their tops and trousers!
Among them, three had dark faces and unshaven beards, and one could barely distinguish his eyes from his nose.
But, without exception! The eyes of the four beggars were as ferocious as wolves, as sharp as eagles, and as greedy as bears...
Especially the eyes of these four people are faintly glowing green, which looks very scary at first glance.
"Old Cao, it's your turn this time."
Among the four, the largest one spoke up.
"Why is it me again?"
An old man with a black beard blinked his eyes.
At this time, the more handsome one among the four sighed quietly:
"Hurry up. I'm tired of eating chicken every day along the way. Try something else!"
A few minutes later, in the busy area of the small market in Baihaba Village, a small village on the border of China, a burly beggar suddenly appeared, and a living corpse lying on the ground covered with a straw mat, with ten black toes exposed...
These four people who looked extremely miserable were Liu Shiba and his party who had traveled thousands of miles back to China on foot!
"Qiang Qiang Qiang!"
Qin Da took an aluminum alloy pot lid that he picked up somewhere and started knocking it hard:
"Come, come, come! Take a look! Take a look! All gentlemen, fellow villagers, sisters-in-law and daughters-in-law.
Today, my father and son came to this precious land for the first time. God was unfair. My old father accidentally caught a cold and passed away without a tile to cover him.
Please show your kindness and reward me with food money, and preferably a broken coffin board, so that I can bury my father!"
In the small market, the noisy and playful atmosphere was instantly destroyed, and the silence became eerie...
The faintest breeze blows...
The villagers of Baihaba Village simultaneously stared blankly at the big beggar standing in the middle beating gongs and drums!
Why is it so quiet?
Qin Dagu frowned and carefully recalled the tricks Cao Xiong taught him along the way!
Did I say something wrong somewhere?
"Goo!"
Swallowing his saliva, Qin Da glanced at the pancakes smelling of green onion oil not far away, then straightened his face, and then said loudly:
"Looking at the rare catalpas, they look strange. There is a space shuttle above and a toad below.
I know the male and female of the mosquitoes flying in the sky, the male and female of the ants crawling on the ground, I know the astronomy from above and geography from below, I knew it eight hundred years ago, and I know it a thousand years later...
Today, I will show you a skill, which is called a living person falling to the ground and a dead person turning over...
Dear fellow villagers, you will enjoy watching this..."
Seeing Qin Da standing there banging the lid of the pot and talking non-stop, vomiting lotus flowers, Liu Qianqian said strangely:
"Why didn't anyone respond?"
Standing next to Liu Qianqian, Liu Shiba with a dark face said sadly:
"No way? We shouted in Kazakhstan, and some people gave us some steamed buns to eat.
Why am I being ignored when I return to my own country? I can’t even coax him to make steamed buns.”
After beating gongs and drums for more than ten minutes, there were indeed a lot of people watching, but they didn't see a penny of reward money.
Qin Da, who was so hungry that his chest pressed against his back, finally threw away the pot lid that had been smashed into a fishing net, walked to Liu Shiba and sighed:
"Master, did I say something wrong? Why is it ineffective today? I'm almost starving to death!"
Liu Shiba's expression was very solemn, he nodded solemnly and said:
"It's hard for you to learn so quickly from Cao Xiong."
Qin Da said with a dark face:
"Master, let's go grab it, shall we? These people are not our opponents.
Let’s grab the one selling scallion pancakes first, we’re really hungry and can’t stand it anymore…”
"Yes, let's grab a meal first!"
At this time, Cao Xiong, who was lying on the ground pretending to be a father, also got up.
Cao Xiong wiped the sweat from his forehead and said seriously:
"Look, how indifferent are we Chinese people?
The old man turned over the dead and blew up the corpse, but no one paid any attention to him. He must have been deceived too many times!"
Liu Qianqian covered her mouth and said in disbelief:
"This place has beautiful scenery, but it is very remote. I can't believe what kind of scam the people here have been through."
"Hahaha!"
At this time, a burst of laughter came from behind the four people.
When he turned around, he saw a young man with a dark face.
Qin Da glared dissatisfied and said:
"What are you laughing at?"
The young man couldn't help it anymore and started laughing again. This time he seemed to have stopped laughing!
After a few minutes, the man explained in somewhat unfamiliar Mandarin:
"Actually, it's not that the simple people here are indifferent! It's because, according to ancient legend, the people in Baihaba Village all speak Mongolian.
As for what you are saying, they don’t understand it at all.”
Liu Shiba and four other people were stunned when they heard this and looked at each other blankly!
What's this? Showing off like this in a foreign country, a few foreigners who barely understand Chinese came to strike up a conversation, and even gave me some small money.
After returning to China, it’s hard to speak Chinese anymore?
How could something so devastating happen?
"Master, what should I do? I'm starving to death!"
The fierce light in Qin Da’s eyes will definitely appear!
Liu Shiba gritted his teeth and said:
"First grab the pancake sellers, the milk tea sellers, and yes, the roasted whole lamb seller, and then eat until you're full."
Liu Shiba's mind is in a mess right now, and there is no limit to what he can think of!
"Dingle bell!"
In his pocket, the phone suddenly rang.
Liu Shiba picked up the phone and saw that it was an unfamiliar international number. He immediately thought of his Ukrainian father that day.
Qin Da saw Liu Shiba's ugly face and asked hurriedly:
"Master, if you don't say anything, I will go and rob you?"
Liu Shiba made a silent gesture to Qin Da and pressed the answer button.
When the call was connected, it was indeed the kind-hearted Ukrainian father who said hurriedly on the phone:
"Boss, there's really something going on outside this canyon!"
Before Liu Shiba had time to speak, the other end of the phone continued:
"It is said that the Three Kingdoms Examination Team is here."
Liu Shiba wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, cleared his throat and asked, "How many people are here?"
"Many people, depending on the situation, want to excavate the collapsed canyon..."
Liu Shiba looked straight and said seriously:
"It's best to sneak in and have a look, and tell me what you find at any time.
Don’t forget, the golden urinal is not cheap..."
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PS: Don’t worry about these transitional chapters. Update 3 will be completed today. Let’s meet again at 7 o’clock tomorrow morning.
