Chapter 0507: The way of survival, drinking urine and eating meat
In a small tent that had been set up, Liu Shiba, who had washed himself clean and put on a new set of camouflage uniforms, was lying on a rocking chair, shaking and shaking...
Liu Shiba's right index finger and middle finger were holding a confiscated cigarette, with smoke rising from it!
Ten painful days...
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At this point, Liu Shiba was still terrified!
He did not expect that stepping into the ghost place of Lop Nur would be like stepping into a cemetery!
Not to mention people on the road, we didn’t even see a few wild camels, let alone anything to eat or drink!
Along the way, if I hadn't thrown a few more with large oil barrels in the dimensional space, I guess the five of them would have become mummies...
The most hateful one is Liu Qianqian!
At first, Liu Shiba was not familiar with Lop Nur's business, but he actually allowed Liu Qianqian to wash her face and mouth with a basin of water in the morning and evening!
Not only that, he is also as corrupt as Liu Qianqian!
Together with Cao Xiong, Qin Da, and the tour guide Chen Haowen, they also enjoyed the same treatment...
The consequences are self-evident. Just the day before yesterday, five people had no water!
After being exposed to the scorching sun for a day, the four of them finally became dehydrated and couldn't hold on any longer!
However, on the other hand, the tour guide Chen Haowen was in high spirits, with a moist glow at the corner of his mouth. I wonder why?
We don’t have water to drink, so this kid shouldn’t have water to drink, right?
Could it be that he has some private goods hidden?
The four men pinned him to the ground and searched for a while, and actually found a large 5.5-liter bottle of Coca-Cola inside the ragged backpack he was wearing...
Seeing Coca-Cola, Liu Shiba and the other four cheered and were beaming with joy!
Chen Haowen looked at the four people singing and dancing in a daze, and was speechless for a long time...
"Puff!"
"puff!"
The four of them closed their eyes and drank wildly. After they finished drinking, they felt that the taste was not right...
Why does it smell like burping?
A trace of yellowish-black liquid flowed from the corner of Cao Xiong's mouth, and he asked tremblingly:
"What kind of water is this?"
Liu Shiba had a dark face, silently savoring the unique taste...
Liu Qianqian ran to the side and almost vomited out the gall!
Chen Haowen closed his eyes, spread out his hands, and said loudly:
"This is urine! My urine..."
"Woo!"
Liu Shiba suddenly felt like five thunders were hitting his head, the sky was spinning, his throat was sore, he wanted to vomit but couldn't...
After being thirsty for a long time, urine poured into the stomach, instantly enriching the shriveled cell nuclei...
"Birdman! Believe it or not, I will punch you to death with one punch?"
Qin Da was so angry that he mentioned Chen Haowen and threatened to beat him up.
Liu Qianqian was the most direct and a talented person from the Red Handkerchief School with such strong nerves. She rolled her eyes and fainted!
Liu Shiba sighed secretly, the person who fainted is so happy...
Cao Xiong bulged his eyes and asked:
"Boy Chen, tell me what's going on?"
Qin Da threw Chen Haowen to the ground and went to find a place to pick his throat!
Chen Haowen rolled his eyes, looked at Cao Xiong and Liu Shiba and said:
"On the first day we entered Lop Nur, I reminded you to save water, right?"
Liu Shiba gritted his teeth and said:
"Isn't it frugal enough that you wipe your face and mouth without even wiping your buttocks?"
"snort……"
Chen Haowen sneered and said:
"Wipe your face? Rinse your mouth? Don't you know how many lives the water used to wipe your face can save in Lop Nur?"
Then, Chen Haowen added:
"I've tried to persuade you several times, but you don't listen anyway. What can I do? I can't beat you again and again, and I can't reason with you. The truth is the big fist!
So, I can only save the urine myself, hoping to save a few lives one day!"
Liu Shiba looked at Chen Haowen with dumbfounded eyes, and then turned to look at Cao Xiong. After a long time, he took a deep breath and said:
"Chen Haowen, thank you!"
Just now, if it hadn't been for this bottle of Coke, one or two of us might have died of thirst!
Cao Xiong came back from not far away with an empty bottle and said with a dark face:
"Now that I have finished drinking my urine, the old man can't urinate anymore, just two or three drops!"
Speaking of this, Cao Xiong handed the bottle to Qin Da, gritted his teeth and said:
"Qin Da, go pee!"
Qin Da's face froze, he shook his head decisively and said:
"Can't squeeze it out!"
Then, Qin Da threw the bottle to Liu Qianqian, who had just woken up from a coma and looked dazed.
"Auntie, take the bottle and go behind the sand dune, go...go pee! Get half a bottle..."
Liu ****** was angry, grabbed the bottle and threw it far away, gritting his teeth and said:
"This bottle can only be used by men, do you understand?"
Qin Da was unwilling and muttered:
"In that palace, wasn't he standing with me and peeing..."
The others didn't think anything about it, what a mess, Liu Qianqian was peeing while standing?
Are you kidding?
But! Qin Da’s words sounded different to Liu Shiba!
Could it be that Qin Da recovered his memory?
Liu Shiba's eyes flashed, he turned to look at Qin Da, and said softly:
"Have you ever seen your mother-in-law peeing while standing?"
Qin Da was stunned when he heard this, lowered his head and racked his brains, and said blankly:
"I haven't seen it before. Are you dreaming?"
Putting aside the doubts in his mind, Liu Shiba turned to look at Chen Haowen and said with a pleasant expression:
“There’s no more urine, we can’t just wait here to die, right?
Aren’t you a tour guide? You can’t find the water source?”
Chen Haowen shook his head solemnly and said:
"There is no water source within a hundred miles!"
Qin Da's face darkened and he said angrily:
"Then you take four of us, master and servant, and come here to seek death?"
Chen Haowen smiled mysteriously and said:
“This is the closest to the nearest supply station, and it is also the closest ancient Silk Road to Lop Nur.
As long as there is an expedition team or a team looking for wild camels, this is the only way to go."
Liu Shiba nodded, looked at Chen Haowen and said:
"What do you mean, we wait here?"
Hao Wen's eyes sparkled with wisdom, and he smiled evilly:
"The temperature difference is bigger at night, so we bury ourselves under this small sand dune and it's warm inside!
During the day, people use clothes to form an awning, and people lie under it to sleep and maintain their strength and moisture."
"Everything you say is based on the assumption that an expedition team is passing by.
But if we don’t drink water, at most we will burp the day after tomorrow. What if we still can’t meet anyone the day after tomorrow?”
Cao Xiong stared at his cloudy old eyes and said doubtfully.
When Qin Da, Liu Shiba, and Liu Shiba heard what Cao Xiong said, they couldn't help but look at it at the same time!
Liu Shiba and four others are simply living mummies in the desert!
It is absolutely correct to say that there are specialties in the art industry. Chen Haowen is a veteran who is proficient in desert survival.
Chen Haowen's eyes flashed with fierceness, he turned to look at Liu Qianqian, and said ferociously:
"Then I have to trouble Qin Da to kill your mother-in-law and drink her blood and eat her flesh...
It is better for one person to die than for four people to die!
According to the survival rules of desert bandits, if there is no water source and food, women, the elderly and the weak are living dry food..."
Liu Shiba, Qin Da, and Liu Qianqian were stunned!
Cao Xiong raised his finger and pointed at his nose, stared at Chen Haowen, and said with a distorted face:
"What do you mean, eat her first? If we don't meet the explorer again in two days, then it will be the old man's turn?"
Chen Haowen nodded solemnly and said:
"That's right!"
Cao Xiong grinned and said with a sad face:
"The old man's meat is too old to be cooked crispy..."
As a result, Liu Shiba and his party only skipped one night in fear, but did not wait until Liu Qianqian went crazy and committed suicide.
The next day, I met these seven unlucky guys driving Dongfeng Warriors...
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