Chapter 0538: Thousands of years have ape to fragrant dung, ape dung
Among the nine people, except for Lao Jiu who was wandering in the distance and was not hit, the rest of them were all made pale by the strange purple cauldron, and their lips trembled...
Smelly!
It smells so bad that if you add another adjective, it would be: unparalleled in the world...
"Old Cao, what are you doing, mother? What kind of hand are you using? What kind of prop is this?"
Lu Xiaolin's exaggerated expression made him feel pitiful.
In fact, the expressions of the other people are exaggerated...
Really! He stinks so much...
Liu Shiba also played games when he was studying. How similar is the current sad scene to teaming up to hunt for treasures in online games?
At this moment, it's like a group of people formed a team to explore and fight monsters. They finally reached the tenth floor underground and got a purple-gold treasure chest.
According to the development of the game, no matter how bad the situation is, we still have to use a kitchen knife, right?
However, the plot obviously deviated from everyone's expectations...
In the second Kyushu small cauldron, there was a pool of extremely fresh, yellow and oily shit...
A pool of stinky shit...
What kind of shit is this?
"Old guy, come and analyze it, what is this?"
Liu Shiba lowered his head and pondered, but his face was filled with surprise and confusion, and he didn't know where his thoughts were going.
Cao Xiong's head shook like a rattle, and he never wanted to get close to the three-legged cauldron with twinkling auspicious clouds and a stink that made people faint.
Liu Shiba had no choice but to do it himself, holding his sleeve with his left hand and slowly approaching the small tripod.
He paid attention again, but the stench of the small tripod remained unabated.
In fact, Liu Shiba was quite shocked. He also had his own guess at this time. As for whether it was that or not, only God knows.
The smell is too exaggerated, and even the golden color makes people change their minds!
Now, Liu Shiba didn't want to stay here for a single step. He hurriedly winked secretly at Qin Da and Liu Qianqian, while he himself planned to pour out the stinky **** inside.
"Master Eighteen, can you show me this Nine Provinces Cauldron?"
Who would have thought that Qin Da would regret it, but before he could open his mouth, he was forced back by the bandit Ailian Hu who took a step forward.
Liu Shiba stared at the ignorant Ai Lianhu and cursed the word "made" in his mouth.
Perhaps because they have gradually become accustomed to the stench nearby, the group of people felt that it was not so smelly...
However, when Allen Hu brought the three-legged cauldron just two inches away from his face, then closed his eyes and savored it carefully, everyone finally couldn't help it anymore.
Is this bandit planning to eat that stinking ****?
His face was full of intoxication, he squinted his eyes and grinned to taste the food. The most unbearable thing was that the old man's throat was still moving.
First of all, Feng Qingwu and Liu Qianqian couldn't stand it anymore, so they turned around and found a pit to vomit.
Liu Shiba bit his lip and stared at Ailian curiously!
Cao Xiong, Chen Haowen, Zhu Yingtai, and Lu Xiaolin also had complicated eyes, each with twinkling eyes.
"Um……"
After a long time, Ailian Hu put down the second Kyushu Cauldron with a satisfied smile on his face.
When he turned his head, Ailian Hucai said in surprise:
"Why are you all staring at labor and management?"
Lu Xiaolin gritted his teeth, swallowed a huge mouthful of saliva, and choked out:
"Old man Ai, is **** delicious?"
Allen Hu smiled triumphantly, raised his right hand, stroked the goatee on his chin a few times, and said with a leisurely smile:
"Let's not talk about eating. Just smelling it has already made the old man feel refreshed and left him with endless aftertaste."
"Thief, why don't you die? If you want to eat it, you can hide and eat it by yourself, no one will stop you.
Why are you, in front of us, just huffing and puffing, the instant noodles I ate last night almost spit out, birdman!"
Qin Da, who had always been so calm, finally couldn't help but get angry for a while.
Including Lao Jiu who was checking around, there were nine people in Liu Shiba's group, and at least half of the nine people could not see this scene.
Think about it for yourself, what would it be like for an old man with a white beard, holding a tripod the size of a washbasin, sniffing out the smelly food, and even trying to take a bite?
No wonder even Qin Da couldn't bear it.
Cao Xiong turned his head and glanced at Liu Shiba, who looked shocked, and said with a smile:
"Master Eighteen and I were just having random thoughts, but I didn't expect that you, Elian Hu, could actually verify this thing. Tell me..."
At this moment, Liu Shiba finally showed an appreciative smile, pursed his lips, took two steps, patted Elian Hu on the shoulder and said:
"Tell me what you found."
Only then did Elian Hu smile with satisfaction, looked around, raised his head and explained:
"This is not the stinky **** you imagined. If the old man's guess is correct, this should be a stinky monkey excrement."
"Smelly monkey poop?"
Lu Xiaolin repeated it dumbfounded.
"That's right! This is a piece of monkey shit. If the old man's prediction is correct, this is what Master Eighteen guessed...
The true owner of the Zen Stone Sea, Monkey Shit, the Monkey King!"
Ai Lian Hu's words finally stunned everyone, leaving their mouths open and speechless.
"This is impossible, such fresh shit is obviously just pulled out.
Maybe it was done by Feng Hao who just ran away."
Chen Haowen also responded.
Liu Shiba glanced at Chen Haowen and denied:
"No, this tripod was excavated under the landscape. Old Man Cao and I just looked at it.
The skull in the lower part of the landscape has been shattered, and it has obviously been a long time.
The only thing I can’t understand is why the monkey excrement in this cauldron can stay fresh for so long?”
After saying that, Liu Shiba gently stretched out his hand, touched the edge of the small tripod, and said in surprise:
"Is it the ability of this tripod?"
Cao Xiong's eyes flashed and he said in surprise:
"It's really possible. Could it be that each of the nine tripods has nine unique properties?"
At this time, Chen Haowen interrupted:
"You haven't said it yet, old man, why is this the shit of a monkey?"
Ailian Hu laughed and said:
"It's simple. The feces and urine of monkeys are more smelly than humans, but there is one thing that humans absolutely don't have, and that is monkey hair.
Look, there are golden hairs faintly appearing in this pile of shit."
Speaking of hair, then whether the poop belongs to a human or the Monkey King will determine its nature.
Liu Qianqian said in surprise:
"Why did Monkey Sun bury himself in the cauldron, and why did he bury himself so deeply here?"
Liu Qianqian's words made everyone think deeply!
A strong man from the Tang Dynasty, a mutant, ate too much and buried himself in a pile of smelly shit here?
Liu Shiba's eyebrows were frowning. He felt that it was not that simple, and there was no deep meaning in it...
The most important point is that this shit can trigger Cao Xiong and Liu Shiba's luck, which proves that there must be something inside.
Why?
At this time, Zhu Yingtai's words caught Liu Shiba's attention:
"The ancestors of monkeys and humans are actually apes. They are not from the same family. The Monkey King is actually a human, but he was infected by a biological virus."
A hint of surprise flashed in Liu Shiba's eyes, and he twitched the corner of his mouth and said:
"I see……"
Everyone turned to look at Liu Shiba!
Liu Shiba explained carefully:
"Monkey Sun actually knew that we were coming and deliberately buried his stinky shit here."
Feng Qingwu couldn't believe it...
"Monkeys are apes, so monkey excrement is also ape dung. What is the homophone of ape dung?"
Liu Shiba laughed and asked.
Qin Da grinned stiffly:
"It's fate! What the monkey means is that there is a fate with us or the Eighteenth Master?"
Is there a fate between Sun Wukong and Liu Shiba?
Liu Shiba was stunned. What did Sun Houhou want to tell him? Ape dung?
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