Chapter 0543: War of words, this chapter is nonsense
The small and compact loudspeaker spits out mellow, blue smoke, dissipating over the underground river...
It took Liu Shiba half a minute to finish smoking a trumpet. He had no time to savor the taste of nicotine as he was racing against time.
Sitting cross-legged on a bamboo hat, the wretched old man whom Chen Haowen called Lao Sha Lunzi half-knocked his eyelids. At first glance, he looked like an immortal, but his appearance was kind.
Wisps of light shot out from the gaps in his eyelids and stared secretly at Liu Shiba, who was puffing away the smoke, adding a dignified and murderous aura to Lao Shaluzi's kind demeanor...
Liu Shiba raised his right hand, flicked the tip of the horn into the underground river with a snap of his fingers, bit his lower lip gently, looked up sharply at Lao Sha Lunzi, and said loudly:
"In the past five thousand years, every tragic war, big and small, and these demonic armies have the shadow of you people behind them.
In China, during the era of Emperor Taizong Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty, those gods and Buddhas who pretended to be gods and ghosts were all over the sky, and the evil plans they secretly carried out were finally discovered by the Monkey King Sun Tieshu who was stationed in Chang'an.
So, you pretended to cultivate the folk monk Xuanzang and sent the Monkey King Sun Tieshu to escort Xuanzang westward to your base to learn how to deceive the world.
In fact, to put it bluntly, your method of deceiving Xuanzang was not clever. From a modern perspective, it was nothing more than a pyramid scheme.
If a monk tricks a pilgrim into offering gold and silver to a temple, he can get a corresponding reward from the Buddha. To put it bluntly, he is an abbot, or some other Buddhist title.
Among them, the final Buddhist position to achieve enlightenment is Bodhisattva!
The Bodhisattva's explanation is a state of mind that enlightens the people and understands the truth. It can also be regarded as a job title. To put it bluntly, it means that your MLM methods have reached a certain state.
You, the abbot, only defrauded ten gold coins a year in the past, but this year you have been able to expand your business a hundred times, reaching one thousand gold coins...
So congratulations, you have been promoted to another level, from abbot to the lowest bodhisattva.
And your biggest downline will take over as the next abbot of the temple, and he will cycle in turn, fooling all living beings, and collecting wealth, gold and silver for you one after another.
Your goal is very simple. You also want to build a similarly advanced star battleship.
The powerful time travel ability of the star battleship is obvious to all who survive. I don't know your final destination, but it is to fight for the dominance of the earth.
Or, you still want to rule and repeat the earth in various eras in various dimensional spaces infinitely, and then go out of the galaxy...
The basis of all this is a large amount of rare metals, gold and silver!
Therefore, in the land of China, and even in some areas suitable for the spread of Buddhism, such as Asan in India, some temple abbots with amazing deceitful skills were given the status of Bodhisattva with complete enlightenment, and they were also called: Buddha!
Among them, the most powerful mutant who was deceived by you at the beginning, the honest man Sun Tieshu, was sold by you and still had to help you count the money.
In the end, Sun Tieshu finally achieved the so-called Wukong realm in Buddhist doctrine according to your deceptive standards, and was then given the name: Sun Wukong...
Then, you deceived Sun Tieshu and protected Xuanzang from traveling westward back to the Sea of Zen Stones to receive a reward. The title was for defeating the Buddha in a fight.
To explain this, this title is slightly funny. The connotation of fighting against the Buddha is not because of Sun Tieshu's powerful fighting ability.
The reason why Sun Tieshu was awarded the title of Buddha after defeating him in battle was because his powerful ability to attract money was better than that of an ordinary Bodhisattva, that is, Buddha!
So in the end, Sun Tieshu received a very meaningful Buddhist title of glory:
"In the battle to absorb gold and silver jewelry, Sun Tieshu lost the battle and defeated many salesmen who had the status of Bodhisattva, that is, the Buddha...
I think this is the original appearance of Sun Tieshu's title of Victory Buddha, right?
I, Liu Shiba, have never believed in ghosts, gods, gods, and Buddhas, because that goes against the basic physiological and physical common sense of life.
Lao Shaluzi, if you want to refute my analysis, why not do a flying goose pose on a flat sand and fly to me to see?
Lao Shaluzi, why are you staring? Didn't you close your eyes just now and pretend to be a master?
Not convinced, right? Well, as long as you, the Bodhisattva of those days, can fly slightly higher than a millimeter of a hydrogen balloon that costs ten cents apiece and stays off the ground for one minute, grandpa will kneel down for you right now...
Don't worry, everything I said from beginning to end was recorded. Of course, it was recorded simultaneously in the cloud. If you snatch the phone away, the files will not be lost.
Calm down, I will give you a copy later when my employer and I see how pitiful you are, so that you will not have any evidence when you go to court to sue me for defamation..."
Liu Shiba said this, hid himself in his palm, turned on the Yali 5 phone that was recording, and raised his voice to Lao Shaluzi.
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The wretched old man who was so calm finally had a look of anger on his face, and he looked at the Yali No. 5 mobile phone produced in the United States in Liu Shiba's hand with dumbfounded eyes.
Lao Shaluzi couldn't help but feel a little dry, and secretly cursed Ju Gong:
"It's okay to give it to those backward savages in the United States. What's the use of such advanced technology?
With such a good recording effect, are you using it to deceive yourself? No, we must take this Yali technology back from the United States in the future.
The savages are just savages, one less string than the Chinese!
Back then, when Chinese people were able to wear silk and satin and use chopsticks on their own, the savages didn't even know who they were.
The savages only knew how to huff, puff, crackle, and continue to move for thousands of years, and they only evolved and advanced the reproductive parts of the body.
Those savages are not as smart as the Chinese people. Their morality, intelligence, body, art, and labor have fully evolved, and the reproductive parts have finally evolved. Although they are generally only of a sufficient standard, the Chinese people understand the importance and are sensible. These are smart people...
I heard that China has had a mobile phone called Xiaomi in the past few years, and it has been selling well. If I give Yali technology to Xiaomi later, I might be able to defraud China of tens of thousands of gold materials. Sometimes smart people are better at cheating...
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The more Lao Shaluzi thought about it, the more he held his breath. He blew his beard and glared at Liu Shiba, secretly arranging a development plan for Xiaomi in China.
At this time, Liu Shiba, who was taking a breath, secretly turned to look at the group of people he was traveling with, focusing on Lu Xiaolin.
At this time, Lao Shaluzi's face was gloomy, and three black lines appeared on his forehead...
Lao Shaluzi was also racking his brains and thought to himself:
"Chinese people are too smart. If you give Yali mobile phone technology to Hua Xiaomi mobile phone, he will definitely not want it...
Because Chinese people are too smart. Smart people will definitely not buy any copyrights. They can just steal them. Why buy something that can be obtained for free?
The Chinese people were the first to become smart after being taught by their fallen crew members.
Most of the Chinese people have not fully developed their brains and have only learned their own skills. This skill is:
Cheating, stealing, eating, drinking, whoring, gambling and smoking!
This skill is a super skill that can only be mastered by super spies in the future world. Spies must adapt to the living environment of all evil strategies.
You will never pay for anything you can take, watch, use, eat, smoke, or drink for free.
Even if it’s not free, we should try to make it free. If free doesn’t work, we can still steal it or watch pirated copies!
The ancient Chinese scribes had more advanced brains and casually created an advanced theory that comforted themselves and was hundreds of years ahead of the European and American savages:
Stealing books and reading pirated copies is not called stealing, it is called taking, it is called elegance!
Infringement of copyright is not called taking it without asking, but that is called a gentleman who does not take away what others love and is in vain...
You see, there are so many elegant things. These are all the masterpieces of Buddhism created by a few of us sailors in the past, with heartache and vomiting.
As long as any Bodhisattva disciple stands at the door of someone's house and says "Amitabha, I am compassionate," he can come to your house and live for free for a few months and even receive travel expenses before leaving!
If you're lucky, you'll be able to sleep with your little lady and breed the next generation of disciples...
As for the idiot who wrote the book, just starve to death...
Liu Shiba starved to death, so labor and management could still read Liu Shijiu. There were hundreds of thousands of stupid pens in China, and labor and management could not read all the books even if they starved to death!
Of course, disciples with their own skills will definitely tell their offspring to be careful of deceptions.
First of all, the Huaxia Kingdom, which was able to deceive itself first, will not collapse no matter how hard it deceives, because it can deceive you better than you.
Secondly, we must deceive enterprises. Their gold and silver also come from erroneous sources. If we don’t deceive them, who will they deceive?
Finally, I went to cheat the stupid writer who wrote the book. Anyway, I won’t starve to death for a while!
Anyway, this is how everyone cheats me, and I cheat you, and in a few years we will all be finished together...
To be honest, the Chinese are so good at cheating that all the high-end and low-end products they copy, including milk powder, are capable of defeating the savage world.
The Chinese people have been completely evolved by the virus and have been tested and promoted nationwide!
A one-month-old mutant is not afraid of any poisonous powder, just eat it!
Food additives, just eat them!
Preservatives, just take it!
Industrial alcohol, just drink it!
You can also eat fried meat with pigment.
Any vegetable, fruit or vegetable sprayed with a growth agent can be stir-fried, fried or boiled without changing color even if it is out of season. The fully mutated Chinese people can do this!
The persevering Chinese people used their own super powerful brain viruses to resist all man-made viruses, and they were able to resist the wind and clouds, chatting and laughing..."
Lao Shaluzi and Liu Shiba shook their eyes and looked at each other, shouting and roaring in their hearts at the same time, and then looked up to the sky and let out a miserable howl:
“Which company has better piracy technology? Let’s look at China Dalanxiang!
You have tricked me and everyone else, and you will not pay back until you decide whether to live or die..."
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PS: Today's third chapter has been updated. See you at 7 o'clock tomorrow morning. I hope the excitement will continue!
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