Chapter 0644: The old Tang is a top two, catfish belly
Liu Shiba, Qin Da, and Cao Xiong grinned and panted, squatting or sitting, looking at the incomprehensible lunatic in front of them with complicated eyes...
"Look at how useless you are. I, Old Tang, will take action. One of you is as good as the other three!"
Look at my sword making grooves and troughs, Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law..."
Someone in Tang Dynasty spit out lotus flowers, spit flew everywhere, and talked eloquently.
He couldn't help but squeak, this was the best time in his life.
Thinking about Old Tang, when he was doing business, when did he not lick his face and beg for help eagerly?
Even though this guy has a lot of money, he lives like a grandson.
These two days, tsk tsk!
Sighing and raising his eyebrows, he robbed not only an antique store but also a labor insurance store with a Bayi bar.
Unexpectedly, when I ran into the culvert of the underground river to hunt for treasures, I was originally a scumbag at the bottom, but in the end, somehow, I activated several attack formations in this mahogany sword.
Picked up the leak!
That's right, it was just missed! Who is not convinced?
Old Tang raised his chin high, acting like a master, with a mysterious smile on his face, and quietly looked at the dark top of the culvert...
"Master Ba, let me kill him, please? This place is so good that ghosts won't come. If you kill him, you won't be able to find him for a year and a half."
Qin Da had a dark face and wiped the black blood from the corner of his mouth.
Old Tang looked at Qin Da sideways, suddenly stunned for a moment, and thought to himself:
"Why is this guy's blood black? Is the light too dark and the vision becomes bad?"
Liu Shiba shook his head, looked at the panting Old Tang, and said curiously:
"This sword belongs to an old friend, how did you activate it?"
Old Tang lowered his head and glanced at Qin Da Dao secretly. He suddenly became more courageous and turned to glare at Qin Da Dao:
"Why are you staring at me? Believe it or not, I will kick the swallow's nest again and kill you?"
"Eighth Master, I really want to kill him..."
Qin Da's complexion turned dark instantly.
Liu Shiba suppressed his laughter and said to himself: These words are so familiar. Isn't this Cao Xiong's line?
Turning around to look, Shiba saw old man Cao Xiong shaking his head and sighing.
Old Tang quickly ran to Liu Shiba, pointed at the peach wood sword in his hand and said:
"I don't know what's going on. The peach wood sword fell into the water just now, and these few spells appeared on the sword. This is what you are..."
Old Tang pointed, and finally pointed to the direction of the sword hilt and added strangely:
"The most amazing thing is that on the hilt of the sword, there are really four characters, Taishang Laojun."
Liu Shiba smiled bitterly and shook his head. This guy was really lucky. He could even deceive the password for activating the formation above.
Mao Shisan's sword is really the one left behind by the first generation of mutants.
The real owner of this sword, who claimed to be Taishang Laojun, died in the Lop Nur battle in the Tang Dynasty.
However, this sword must be an ominous thing!
However, since Old Tang was able to decipher several of the above formations, he was like a blind cat beating a rat and solved one of them.
Then it proves that he and this sword are destined.
"Old Tang, please keep this sword for the time being! If you act daringly, I won't be too late to take it back."
Liu Shiba stood up as he spoke and took a deep look at Old Tang.
This man's heart is not bad. As long as he doesn't become another Mao Yi, everything will be fine.
"Old Cao, get up and work!"
Liu Shiba called out.
Cao Xiong stood up tremblingly and passed by the giant catfish lying dead. Suddenly, he had a sudden thought and looked at Liu Shiba and said:
"The old man wants to cut open the belly of this catfish and take a look."
When Liu Shiba and Qin Da heard this, they were stunned at the same time and looked at Cao Xiong with doubts on their faces.
You said the catfish is dead, why do you want to open it to see?
Cao Xiong shook his head and said strangely:
"Have you ever seen such a big catfish?"
Liu Shiba and Old Tang shook their heads at the same time, and Old Tang added:
"The largest catfish in the world weighs over three hundred kilograms. This one weighs at least a ton and is so huge. I have never seen one before."
"You doubt it?" Liu Shiba's heart moved, and he squirmed a few times without making a sound.
"I suspect that this culvert should have a branch road that leads to the deeper part of this culvert.
And this shockingly huge catfish grew up eating the corpses that were buried with it..."
Cao Xiong stroked his goatee and explained unhurriedly.
"According to what you said, Lao Cao, there is still no basis for it. We should find it quickly. Where is Zhen Huan buried?"
Liu Shiba nodded slightly and waved the metal rod back into the dimensional space.
This stick is so heavy...
Not long after the stick disappeared, Old Tang noticed it, looked at Liu Shiba, and said strangely:
"Is that the legendary golden hoop you're holding?"
Liu Shiba shook his head, looked at Old Tang and added:
"It's best to forget everything you saw and heard today and go back to live a peaceful rich life."
A trace of solemnity appeared on Old Tang's face. He lowered his head and looked at the peach wood sword in his hand. He ignored Liu Shiba's warning and said cautiously:
"This one? Is it really the legendary sword of Taishang Laojun?"
"You think too much, Old Tang!"
Liu Shiba had no expression on his face and answered calmly, then turned his head and ignored him.
At this time, Cao Xiong took out the compass again and walked around in the dark culvert.
Old Tang looked at Liu Shiba for a while, then at Cao Xiong, and suddenly realized:
"What the hell, it turns out you are really tomb robbers? As I said, this old man claimed to be a fortune teller, but he was talking about it with a compass."
After finishing speaking, Old Tang glanced at Cao Xiong's back again and praised:
"In the past, labor and management just listened to people talking about top-notch tomb robbers who were proficient in the secrets of Feng Shui.
It is reliable to look at mountains and pinpoint acupoints, follow the water to find dragons, and gaze at the stars to see the light in all directions. Today, I, Tangtang, have gained a lot of experience, tsk tsk tsk...
It's this old man, I guess he's not that good, he's not that good!
I heard that some great Feng Shui masters don’t even need a compass. If you hold a compass, it’s obviously a parallel import. If you don’t know how to rob tombs, don’t imitate other people’s pretense, otherwise you’ll be struck by lightning..."
Old Tang was talking there alone, while Cao Xiong carefully mapped the directions on the ground.
Qin Da had nothing to do. He thought that Cao Xiong said he wanted to cut open the catfish, so he took out his silver dagger and stabbed it.
In a few minutes, Qin defecated and split the four- to five-meter-long catfish in half from the middle!
Liu Shiba stood aside, took out the black velvet bag in his arms, picked out a small one from the few speakers, put it to his lips and lit it...
"Can you give me one?"
Old Tang seemed to be sticky again.
Liu Shiba's head was covered with black lines, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth. From Old Tang, he seemed to see the shadow of a person, Lu Xiaolin...
Old Tang begged for help to get a trumpet, but before he could take two puffs, he was interrupted by Qin Da's shout.
"Master Ba! What's inside this fish's belly..."
Qin Da looked horrified and a little at a loss.
At this time, Lao Cao also walked back from five or six meters away and put the compass back into his pocket.
"What's wrong? Old man, come and take a look?"
Cao Xiong stopped by the catfish carcass and took a look!
"I made your mother...'
With just one glance, Cao Xiong and Qin Da changed their expressions at the same time. They stepped back five or six meters and vomited loudly while holding their throats...
Liu Shiba and Old Tang looked at each other and hesitated!
"I'll just listen to Lao Cao later, I'm too lazy to read!"
Liu Shiba took a puff of cigarette and said while suppressing his curiosity.
Old Tang didn't believe in evil, and his weird thoughts took over.
Who knows this guy, he came over and took a look, then turned around, rolled his eyes, fell back, and threw himself into the sewage with black bubbles...
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PS: The first update is complete! The next update will be at 10 o'clock earlier.
