"Old Cao, don't murmur now. Listen to what I have to say. It's not too late for you to express your opinion, right?"
PS: This chapter is a big chapter, almost as many words as two chapters. Don’t be too expensive, because it’s a lot of words, but it’s actually the same thing...
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Liu Shiba's eyes bulged, with evil intentions in them.
Liu Shiba nodded and said:
"She used to live a very prosperous life, but unfortunately, she recently became a widow?"
"You know all this?"
Cao Xiong grinned.
"I also know that you Cao Xiong is really an Oscar-winning actor, hehehe...
You can look at your daughter in front of her and pretend not to recognize her, with your face not changing and your heart not beating, and not even looking at her for months.
Your son-in-law is dead, and you don’t have any sadness on your face. It’s not easy..."
Liu Shiba teased unhurriedly.
Old Tang jumped three feet high and exclaimed:
"Do you really have a daughter? Is it a sign? Is she beautiful? How old is she?"
Liu Shiba gritted his teeth and looked at Old Tang, and said angrily:
"She's very beautiful! She's so beautiful. She's not very big either. She's fourteen years older than you."
When Old Tang heard this, he was immediately discouraged and said in a low voice:
"Get out of here, you old thing! You've made me happy for nothing. I'm four years older, and my labor and management will feel aggrieved!"
Fourteen years older? Am I looking for a wife or a mother? Please explain to me..."
Cao Xiong's face turned livid, and he put his right hand into his arms to take out something, pretending to hit Old Tang!
Pull out a pistol?
Old Tang's eyes bulged, he quickly took two steps back, held the Bayi Bar in his hand, and shouted:
"Old guy, labor and management are warning you, don't move! Otherwise, labor and management will get angry when they get nervous..."
Liu Shiba also remembered that Cao Xiong had a handgun, and said with a smile:
"Old Cao, forget it, don't be angry! Why do you want such a son-in-law? Send him away as soon as possible.
Lao Cao, what are you taking out? Do you want to take out a gun? Don’t worry, come on, I have a few more here, let me lend them to you first..."
Liu Shiba didn't know what he was thinking, but he actually took out a handgun from the dimensional space and stuffed it into Cao Xiong's hand without any explanation...
"Me? Labor and management..."
Holding a hand cannon in his right hand, Cao Xiong was stunned for a moment.
"What do you want me to do if you give me a gun?"
Cao Xiong turned to look at Liu Shiba.
"Aren't you going to kill Old Tang? Look, what's the relationship between us? I'll give you a handgun first and you can use it first. If it's not enough for me, I'll have to..."
Liu Shiba said with great caution.
Cao Xiong smiled bitterly and grinned:
"Where can I get my gun? I'm looking for the bag of tips your grandfather left for me..."
Liu Shiba was stunned and said anxiously:
"What? He left you another tip bag? Then why didn't you leave one for me too?"
"Oh! Your grandpa said that you already have three tips, but if you can't get three, I won't give them to you..."
Cao Xiong glared at Old Tang angrily, refusing to take his left hand out of his pocket.
Hearing that Cao Xiong was not serious about playing with him, Old Tang breathed a sigh of relief, and then glared at Liu ****** fiercely and said angrily:
"What do you mean? You're helping this bitch hang herself by pulling her feet down. Are you adding insult to injury? It's your fault."
When Liu Shiba heard this, he became angry and said casually:
"Knock him out!"
Old Tang was stunned and said to himself:
"Shoot me unconscious? How to shoot, use air palm? It's a joke..."
Before Old Tang could turn around, a dark shadow flew towards him...
"I call you Liu..."
"Bang!"
Before Old Tang could finish his words, Qin Da rushed in front of him like a whirlwind and knocked him unconscious with a blow from his engineer shovel!
Qin Da looked at the shovel in his hand with satisfaction and said with a smile:
"If you take a front-facing shot, you'll get it right every time."
Cao Xiong was facing Old Tang. When he saw the blood on Old Tang's face, he couldn't help being frightened and said anxiously:
"Eighteen, don't break him, that's my son-in-law..."
"Hoho? You screamed so affectionately, and you just wanted to hit that girl to death with a shovel, and then your face changed after a while?
Let me tell you, Lao Cao, if you choose someone else, I don’t care whoever you choose, but your daughter will definitely not win, and your employer will not agree!"
Liu Shiba raised his eyebrows.
"well!"
Cao Xiong sighed helplessly and said:
"I don't want to find such an unreliable son-in-law..."
"Then let's change it to another one. What do you think of Qin Da? He's in great shape, he's well fed, and he can take care of your girl comfortably..."
Liu Shiba rolled his eyes.
"You dare?"
Cao Xiong glared and said angrily:
"That's your mother-in-law, do you dare to think about it?"
"Screw you, Min'er and I haven't gotten our marriage certificate yet, I didn't expect that.
The deceased Ning Weiguo and his widowed wife Li Meijia turned out to be the daughter that your old Cao had not seen for more than fifty years? Ning Miner turned out to be your niece?
It really opened my eyes. How did you do it? Please teach me. Tomorrow, I will find a thick thigh to hug..."
Liu Shiba finally said it, but he took a breath in his heart.
The reason why he did something dangerous just now and asked Qin Da to knock Old Tang unconscious was actually because of the name, Li Meijia!
If I were to be with Ning Miner in the future, and Li Meijia was deceived by Old Tang, then I would be a different person, and I would have two more relatives...
An old Tang might have to be called something else from now on!
And Lao Cao, his popularity skyrocketed instantly and he became Ning Miner’s grandfather...
This means that in Liu Shiba's small team, Cao Xiong's status will be higher than his own.
In fact, Cao Xiong could say more, but the problem was Old Tang. If he saw the still charming Li Meijia, the brown candy might actually get into that small foreign-style building.
Thinking of what he was unhappy about, Liu Shiba said doubtfully:
"That noble person you mentioned earlier, why do I feel like someone from your family? Is it your daughter Li Meijia?"
"Don't call me by name, that's your future mother-in-law!"
Cao Xiong explained seriously.
"snort!"
Liu Shiba snorted angrily and twisted his face.
At this time, Old Tang took out a broken slipper from his arms, walked tremblingly to the side, and sat down regardless of what was on the ground!
Liu Shiba looked at the slippers curiously and said strangely:
"Isn't this the slipper that digs a ditch and pulls a groove? You still have it and haven't thrown it away?"
"I can't throw it away, because the bag of tips your grandfather gave me is hidden inside!"
Cao Xiong smiled bitterly.
At the end, I saw Cao Xiong take out a small black envelope and take out a piece of paper...
Cao Xiong glanced at it casually and threw the bag to Liu Shiba!
"Looking so fast?"
Liu Shiba curiously took the kit and asked casually.
"I've read it countless times, but I didn't understand what it meant. Only now do I understand...
The tip of this kit is actually on Old Tang..."
Cao Xiong muttered something and then walked over to the old Tang tremblingly!
Liu Shiba took out the will in the kit and looked at it. There were only a few lines of small words on it. It turned out that the note was left by his grandfather Liu Yi, writing:
"Fifty years from now, the first person to call you daddy will be your son-in-law.
If you can bear half a stick of incense without looking at him, this will is established...if you see him.
Well, congratulations to your disciple, you have got a good helper again. This person is so lucky that you can't even see it on ordinary days.
According to the master's estimation, if you add Xiao Shiba, if you want to escape from some kind of danger fifty years later, you might as well accept this person!"
After reading ten lines at a glance, Liu Shiba solemnly put the will into his slippers, threw it to Cao Xiong and said:
"The old man knew that we couldn't get out here fifty years ago? This is too mysterious.
I can’t believe it, if I’m with Ning Min’er from now on, am I supposed to call him something? I might as well kill him now!”
"Hahahahaha!"
When Liu Shiba and Cao Xiong were muttering, Old Tang got up from the ground and laughed loudly:
“I see, it’s not in vain that I pretended to be stunned and overheard what you were talking about. It turns out that we are all in-laws!
Tsk tsk?! Kiss more!
Hey, Liu Shiba, what are you going to call me from now on?"
After finishing speaking, Old Tang looked at Cao Xiong with a smile, very affectionately, and said with a charming smile:
"Dad! Don't worry, even if your daughter looks like three inches of dead tree bark, I'll accept it..."
Liu Shiba and Cao Xiong looked at each other and were speechless...
After a long time, Cao Xiong gritted his teeth and said:
"Then tell me, how do we get out?"
Old Tang was stunned when he heard this and said:
"How do I know how to get out? There is no exit here, it's just a shaft. How do you tell me how to get out?"
Qin Daze lowered his head and looked around strangely with the shovel...,
What's the use of this shovel? An ordinary person can't be shot to death?
"Hehe! Look at the shovel, I forgot to tell you that my front forehead is actually made of titanium alloy..."
Old Tang laughed triumphantly.
Qin was so angry that he rushed over again like a whirlwind, punched Old Tang in the stomach, and shouted:
"You have also forgotten that I, Qin Da, have no in-laws..."
"vomit!"
This punch almost knocked the wind out of Old Tang. This was the result of Qin Da's hand!
But Old Tang still sprayed out a belly of white foam...
Almost completely digested maggots!
Liu Shiba and Cao Xiong were stunned and said:
"How many maggots did this guy eat? Five pounds is an understatement..."
Immediately, Liu Shiba's expression became strange, and he stared blankly at the pile of filthy foam that Old Tang spit out!
Cao Xiong also turned his head to look, and was shocked when he saw it. He said in disbelief:
"This? Isn't this underground sandstone? Even the engineers can't shovel it..."
The pile of foam that Old Tang spit out quickly penetrated into the rocks on the ground...
"呲呲!"
Accompanied by the strong smell of corrosion, the ground was as solid as granite-like rock, and a large hole several meters wide was corroded out!
Qin Da carefully looked at Old Tang who also rolled his eyes and said tangledly:
"What's going on?"
Liu Shiba looked straight at Old Tang, puzzled!
"I have to go down and take a look. There is no way out..."
Cao Xiong didn't bother to think about why the solution of stomach acid and worms was so powerful, so he just looked at the big hole and suggested.
"Master Ba! There seems to be some noise coming from inside this cave, is it coming up?"
Qin Da had a strong sense of perception and frowned.
At the same time, Liu Shiba also felt a sense of inexplicable fear!
Pulling out the metal rod, Liu Shiba took the miner's lamp and carefully walked into the hole about 1.5 meters tall. He looked down and took three steps back in fright, shouting:
"Old Cao, Qin Da, hurry up and copy this guy..."
Cao Xiong was stunned:
"What kind of evil thing scares you like that?"
After saying that, Cao Xiong also ran to the big hole and took a look inside!
Then, without saying a word, Cao Xiong turned around and ran far away, stumbling and saying:
"Qin Da, Qin Da, I leave the front to you..."
Qin Da looked down and said stupidly:
"These little ladies, they have such fair bodies? They are so fair that they don't look like mutants...
It’s strange, why do they all have a big trumpet in their mouths?”
Three to five meters away, Liu Shiba and Cao Xiong stood together, looking at each other in fear!
Cao Xiong gritted his teeth and said:
"The extremely sinister human bowl! There is actually a living human bowl in this locked dragon well, a priceless treasure..."
Liu Shiba took a breath, twisted the corners of his mouth, and said in a trembling voice:
"I can't believe it. Why are these human bowls alive?"
Old Tang was the most courageous at this time. He didn't understand what a human bowl was...
I heard a fair little lady taking off her naked body!
Old Tang unexpectedly made a mistake, rushed towards him with a smile, and shouted loudly without even looking:
"Where is the white flower girl? Look at grandpa, I'm going to show off my power and burst your throats one by one..."
"boom!"
After a few breaths, a series of weird muffled sounds came from the cave...
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Later, there will be another chapter, which is also a big chapter update, one chapter is worth two...
