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Chapter 0654: You are my little waist, bizarre

Liu Shiba nodded with deep understanding, looked at Samsara and waved:

"In that case, you can stay here with your mother for a while. Also, the eight small tripods you like are all here with me, so take them with you to play with.

Your friend and playmate Zhu Qiang is also getting better with you. This guy is not easy to raise. During this time, he is becoming more and more like Lu Xiaolin, which makes me deeply uneasy..."

After saying that, Liu Shiba made a slight concession. Behind him, there were eight small tripods piled on the ground, and a huge fat mouse was groaning there!

Samsara nodded when he heard the words, turned his head and flashed his big eyes, and explained to Mrs. Huan:

"Mother, please wait a moment while I bring back those playthings and the fat pig."

At this time, a trace of surprise flashed across Mrs. Huan's heart. She looked at the small tripods behind Liu Shiba and said eagerly:

"That's right, how can you trouble an adult to keep your child's playthings for you? Why don't you go and get it back..."

Mrs. Huan only had eyes for those small tripods. She just glanced at the super fat pig and stopped paying attention...

At this moment, Zhu Qiang, who was lying on the ground, shot out a cold golden light in his half-squinted cold golden eyes...

Samsara seemed to still be attached to Mrs. Huan's arms, twisting slightly in her arms, breaking away from Mrs. Huan's soft body, walking briskly towards the smiling Liu Shibaxing.

In fact, Samsara and Mrs. Huan were only three or four meters away from Liu Shiba, Cao Xiong, and Qin Da, and they could reach them in the blink of an eye.

"Son, you have to be careful when handling those little tripods and don't damage them. You know, everything here is precious."

There was a faint hint of enthusiasm in Mrs. Huan's eyes.

"Mother, was Zhen Huan beautiful back then?"

Samsara paused for a moment, hesitating on his face, but couldn't help but turn around and add something.

"Zhen Huan, you haven't seen her, nor have you seen my mother, so how do you know what she looks like..."

Mrs. Huan sighed quietly.

After hearing this, Samsara turned around and continued to walk quickly towards Liu Shiba, who was smiling.

"Chong'er, come back quickly, mother has something else to tell you..."

Seeing that Samsara was too far away from her, Mrs. Huan's pretty face changed and she called out anxiously.

However, the reincarnation did not slow down, but the pace became more brisk.

When he came to stand next to Liu Shiba, Samsara breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest, looked up at Liu Shiba and showed a bright smile.

Liu Shiba nodded slightly, placed his left hand gently on Samsara's shoulder, and said with a faint smile:

"Did you notice?"

Samsara nodded slightly, a trace of pain and regret flashed in his eyes, and shook his head:

"It's almost fake, but she never would have thought that I had a special ability on the Jiuding, which is that I can understand what's in my heart.

Many people don't know that Zhen Huan and I actually knew each other, but she left before me...

The only person in the world who knows about this is my mother..."

Saying this, a trace of sadness appeared on Samsara's young face, and she asked sharply:

"Who are you? Why are you pretending to be my mother?"

Mrs. Huan, who was five meters away, had a trace of confusion in her eyes. She raised a jade hand strangely, pointed at Qiong's nose, and said with widened beautiful eyes in surprise:

"Nujia, pretending to be your mother? Chong'er, have you forgotten that when you were five years old, you burned your right hand, and it was your mother who helped you slowly lick it..."

Hearing this, Samsara was also stunned and frowned.

If Mrs. Huan is fake, it is impossible for her to know such extremely private matters. Even Cao Cao, his father back then, did not know such trivial matters in life.

"Eighth Master..."

Samsara suddenly flashed his big eyes and looked up at Liu Shiba for help.

In fact, the most confused person right now is Liu Shiba!

Only Samsara knows who Mrs. Huan is. If even Samsara is confused, how can Liu Shiba himself tell the difference?

Liu Shiba turned his head and looked at Cao Xiong!

Cao Xiong squinted his eyes, looked at Mrs. Huan five meters away and smiled:

"Just now, Master Ba asked you, how did you survive for a thousand years?

There are also these people in the back, that is, the respectful people. Their method of survival should be the same as yours, right?

According to historical records, Mrs. Huan was over forty when she disappeared, but you look like a girl now. Thousands of years have passed, which inevitably makes people suspicious..."

After hearing Cao Xiong's words, Mrs. Huan had a sinister look in her eyes and said sternly:

"How the slave family survived is not your turn, a descendant of the Cao family, to question this.

But in reincarnation, my son was bewitched by the two of you, and even refused to acknowledge his mother. The crime of bewitching people's hearts cannot be punished."

"Mrs. Huan! Don't get us online so quickly. In fact, I have a way to identify you and see if you are Mrs. Huan..."

Liu Shiba smiled and took a step forward, separating Cao Xiong and Mrs. Huan.

"Oh! Would you like to hear the details?"

A strange look flashed in Mrs. Huan's eyes.

"Well! I heard the legend that Mrs. Huan has a seven-turn magical acupuncture point. When she enters and exits seven times, she can make people feel ecstasy and want to stop?

You have to keep this man, Old Tang, anyway, why not let him test your seven-turn wonderful acupoint, what do you think?"

Liu Shiba's eyes also flashed with cunning, and he asked softly.

"Nonsense! How can the slave family do such unreasonable and unreasonable things in public?

As for the Seven Turns Wonderful Point, that is the slave’s private secret. He followed me back to the resting place of the slave’s family, and then he was slowly trained by the slave’s family. Why do you need to make irresponsible remarks?”

Mrs. Huan's willow eyebrows stood up, she bit her white teeth and said angrily.

Liu Shiba slapped his forehead fiercely and said with a strange smile:

"Actually, I'm really talking nonsense! There is no such thing as a seven-turn magic point. As for the seven-in and seven-out point, it's even more nonsense..."

Speaking of this, Liu Shiba grinned and said:

"Actually, it's a limerick I learned when I was in prison in a place called Black Prison.

This whole sentence is called: Seven in and seven out are very happy, describing the husband's habit of cutting off his sleeves as a gift...

Could it be that Mrs. Huan also likes that the chrysanthemums will bloom a little red for you now?"

"you?"

Mrs. Huan's face froze, and there was a trace of shame and anger between her eyebrows.

After saying this, Mrs. Huan suddenly raised her head and chuckled:

"Catch them, don't hurt my child!"

Hundreds of people who were originally kneeling stood up like puppets, as if hypnotized, with their hands stretched forward to hold the big funnel in their throats. A fishy stench was sprayed from the throats, and they staggered towards the Liu Shiba and four people...

Liu Shiba seemed to have expected it, and sighed lightly:

"Escape suffering, overcome sorrow, and overcome all sentient beings! These miserable people should not have lived in the world.

Asuras achieve enlightenment by killing the three gods, killing heaven, killing earth, and killing all sentient beings. I will not do evil, but I will use evil to defeat evil. Who can become a Buddha..."

After sighing, Liu Shiba's eyes burst out with a sharp light, he waved his hand and took out a metal rod several meters long, and shouted to Qin:

"Watch her!"

Qin Da had already held swords in both hands and stared at Mrs. Huan intently!

"Old Cao, kill all these human beings!"

"The old man has already prepared it!"

Cao Xiong laughed, and the iron crutch shook violently on the ground, making a crisp sound.

Liu Shiba turned his head and glanced at Mrs. Huan, and with a wave of his hand, he took the eight small cauldrons on the ground and the message of reincarnation into the dimensional space, leaving only Zhu Qiang, who was still sleeping soundly...

Seeing the eight small tripods and reincarnations disappearing in the blink of an eye, Mrs. Huan was stunned for a moment, staring at her beautiful eyes, looking around incredulously.

There was no trace of Xiaoding and Samsara. Mrs. Huan's pale face was instantly distorted, and then she let out a miserable howl:

"Give me back the little tripod..."

Liu Shiba and Cao Xiong, who turned around and easily attacked the human bowl, heard this and couldn't help but look at each other and laughed:

"It's really fake..."

At this time, Mrs. Huan, who was filled with shame and anger, her black eyes gradually turned silver, as if she was using some strange ability!

When Qin Da saw this, his expression gradually became serious...

"Hehe! I said this **** is very delicious. When you push it from behind, it is really firm~very round and full of flesh..."

At a tense moment, Old Tang, who seemed to have been entranced early in the morning, suddenly hugged Mrs. Huan's slender waist from behind.

Moreover, this guy also said something that made men burst into tears!

Liu Shiba and Cao Xiong turned around and were stunned at the same time!

The two of them thought to themselves:

This Old Tang is truly a character. The trousers in his suit are pulled down to the bend of his knees, and his body is pressed tightly against Mrs. Huan's back. He puts his hands around his waist and stuffs some unknown object inside...

"uh-huh……"

When the tempering failed, Mrs. Huan groaned...

Old Tang, on the other hand, hummed a tune triumphantly:

"Three hundred and sixty seconds,

Make you unbearable,

My small waist,

too good to bear,

I really want it,

Touching your waist,

Oh! I absolutely can’t stand it,

Your small waist,

Really slim..."

Mrs. Huan struggled desperately to no avail. After a while, she took a long breath and fainted...

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PS: The second update is completed. See you tomorrow. I wish you all a happy reading!


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