Chapter 0665: The lewd who meet on a narrow road wins and kills Lu Fengxian
"Shameless?..."
Lu Bu's face was twisted, and he babbled shamelessly several times before enduring the severe pain and pulling out the short silver arrow...
Lu Bu raised the arrow and put it in front of his eyes, staring blankly at the black blood dripping from the arrow.
How many years have passed, and no one can even hurt me. I remember the last time, and the most humiliating time, was when Cao Cao was defeated, tied up by Wu Hua, and stepped on the ground...
However, any humiliation is not as good as the shame in front of you. The anus is exploded. How much hatred is this...
For a general who is galloping on the battlefield, even if his head is cut off, there is great honor even in death.
But if the anus is exploded, the meaning is different, because only a general who turns around and runs away will ignore his butt and have his anus exploded...
"boom!"
Lu Bu threw away the arrow and glared at Huang Zhong, who was helpless, and shouted miserably:
"Old thief, how dare you?"
When he was angry, an incomparable and powerful pressure spread out in all directions, not only shaking the ground with dust, but even knocking off the hairband on Lu Bu's own head.
In an instant, Lu Bu changed from a well-dressed, handsome middle-aged man to a down-and-out man with disheveled hair.
How miserable...
Liu Shiba looked at Lu Bu silently, with no pity or guilt in his heart.
He turned around to look at Cao Xiong, who had his eyes closed peacefully, his chest and abdomen collapsed, covered in blood, and already stiff, and secretly swore in his heart:
"I will not be a human being until I kill you..."
"Huang Zhong, I, Lu Bu, stand upright and respect you as a veteran general. I didn't expect you to resort to such a despicable trick? Who can tolerate this?"
Lu Bu gritted his teeth and cursed angrily.
Huang Zhong's face turned red. He wanted to explain that I didn't aim at you, it was just that my hands were shaking.
Unexpectedly, that random arrow shot turned out to be more accurate than his usual aim.
After a long time, Huang Zhong held back a sophistry:
"I didn't do it on purpose."
In the distance, Liu Shiba saw Huang Zhong's honesty and he could only shake his head and sigh. People say that generals are strong in force but not easy to use their brains. This is absolutely true.
Lu Bu tries to reason with you at first, but you go crazy with him and risk your life.
Now that he is going crazy, if you reason with him, then Lu Bu should risk his life now...
Sure enough, after hearing Huang Zhong's sophistry, Lu Bu became even more furious and asked loudly:
"So it's not intentional, so it's intentional? Mr. Huang Zhong is really a hero, he dares to do what he does, and he is still a good man."
When Huang Zhong heard this, his face couldn't help but turn blood red. Why is the description getting darker?
Immediately afterwards, a violent wind sounded behind Lu Bu!
Behind him came Liu Shiba's chuckle, and he also added a sentence:
"If Diao Chan sleeps and doesn't leave any seeds, his anus will be stabbed by thousands of people."
Whoosh!
Liu Shiba still uses the liquid metal rod known as the Golden Cudgel that Sun Tieshu left for him.
The metal stick at this time was completely different from the two-meter Emei stick at the beginning, and it was not as short and powerful as the fatal blow just intercepted.
Mace...
The metal pipe at this time is just a big metal rod with a thick front and a thin back, and a tiger tongue barb on it.
If it were more vivid, this thing would be the husband-in-law in ancient times, playing with something that was stabbed by thousands of people.
In shame and anger, Lu Bu turned around and saw such a huge humiliating weapon.
"puff!"
Lu Bu looked up to the sky and spat out a mouthful of black blood, and shouted angrily, seemingly madly:
"You kid with a yellow mouth, you're going too far!"
Liu Shiba's eyes flashed with calmness and murderous intent, but with a strange smile on his lips, he continued to say without giving up:
"I didn't do it on purpose, but I used this mace to take care of you. If you're not used to it now, how will you use it in the future..."
"I'm so angry!"
Lu Bu's eyes flashed with fierceness, he twisted around and pulled out Fang Tian's painted halberd from the ground, and greeted Liu Shiba...
Lu Bu waved Fang Tian's painted halberd with both hands, his back straight, and endless power, like an endless source, kept pouring towards Shiba.
Fang Tian's painted halberd flashed with cold light, like a blue dragon rising out of the sea. The power on the halberd continued to rise and rise in just a short moment.
Fang Tian Hua Ji was indeed one of the most powerful weapons of the Three Kingdoms. The strong evil aura enveloped Liu Shiba's whole body in the blink of an eye.
Liu Shiba paid close attention, silently watching the trajectory of Fang Tian's painted halberd, and secretly remembered it in his heart.
How far are you from becoming a true martial arts expert?
Strong man, how to become a strong man?
A strong man must have a strong heart...
Even Huang Zhong, who was dying, dared to risk his own injuries and receive a blow from Lu Bu Fang Tian's halberd. Why didn't he dare to do so at such a young age?
"roar!"
Liu Shiba's eyes widened, his waist straightened, and he held the metal rod in both hands. With a thought, the speed of the metal rod's critical attack increased again...
It's not enough, this power is still far behind Lu Bu...
Compared with Liu Shiba, Lu Bu's strength is as strong as heaven and earth...
Liu Shiba closed his silver teeth in his mouth, bit the tip of his tongue fiercely, and spurted out an arrow of blood on the metal rod.
"boom!"
The metal rod and Liu Shiba had long been connected by heart, and with the help of their essence and blood, their power increased greatly again. The faint sonic boom was not inferior to Lu Bu's blow.
But! Not enough...
Liu Shiba's face was distorted, he poured all his strength into his right foot, and kicked his leg violently on the ground...
"Bang!"
The powerful recoil force violently ejected Liu Shiba's figure. The force of the impact, the metal rod's own gravity, the power of the blood essence infusion bonus, plus Liu Shiba's explosive speed...
The countless short moments before the fight create a moment of youth...
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At this time, Liu Shiba finally had the capital to deal with Lu Bu's angry blow!
Is that enough?
Not enough...
Liu Shiba knows his own strength. In Lu Bu's eyes, you are just a rookie.
Even if the strength is equal, Lu Bu will beat you to the punch in terms of the subtle changes in his moves!
Therefore, Liu Shiba frowned and held his breath, with a look of shame on his face. At the last moment, he shouted loudly again:
"Shoot the asshole..."
Lu Bu, the peerless military general in the attack, had wide eyes, revealing a tearful expression of pain...
Liu Shiba was stunned and thought:
"I haven't ejaculated yet, why are you making such a painful expression? It makes me feel a dull pain..."
Lu Bu was finally shocked and paused strangely...
The right time, right place, right people, three major benefits!
In fact, Liu Shiba only occupied one person and one person, that is, he plus Huang Zhong, one more person than Lu Bu.
The right time and place were occupied by the powerful Lu Bu. Two to one, Lu Bu defeated Liu Shiba without any suspense!
However, Liu Shiba, who deeply understands the principle of destiny changing fate, used three words to forcibly capture all three favorable factors: the right time, right place, right people, and the right people...
"Asshole banging!"
Liu Shiba didn't understand that these three words were more lethal to Lu Bu than being stabbed.
In just a moment, two different forces collided fiercely, and bursts of roars sounded in the dark cave!
Two extremely powerful forces collided violently between Liu Shiba and Lu Bu!
But after only a moment of stalemate, Fang Tian's painted halberd shattered into pieces, and a wisp of black blood spilled out of the corner of Lu Bu's mouth.
At this time, Liu Shiba fell into a strange hallucination during the fight, and scenes of ancient battlefields appeared in his mind!
The drums were thundering, countless knights were carrying tall horses, and countless soldiers were waiting for the pillow with their arms in hand.
The sword is ruthless, and the battlefield is littered with corpses!
Blood dyed the land black, and hellish fighting resounded everywhere!
On the battlefield, no soldier flinches, they will die on the battlefield at any time.
This heroic scene made Liu Shiba deeply moved. For the sake of the country, countless soldiers abandoned their wives and children and killed the enemy without a burial place!
Liu Shiba was greatly shocked by their fearless courage. They were real soldiers.
And the man who wields cold weapons to attack the enemy is the real warrior.
That is the heart of the strong...
Liu Shiba had never experienced such a scene, but now he understood the cruelty of ancient war.
The tragic scene is frightening!
What's more, the courage to fear life and death was wiped out in the battle.
A warrior with a strong heart dares to face cold weapons without changing his face. They face death indifferently...
But at the end, Liu Shiba was in a trance and saw an extremely wretched soldier.
The soldier held a silver dagger and moved in an extremely obscene manner. He would either kick someone in the balls, explode someone's anus, or spray a mouthful of thick phlegm in your face, wiping your neck...
That wretched soldier rushed left and right, fighting fiercely in and out while surrounded by hundreds of enemy soldiers!
Immediately afterwards, the wretched soldier pounced on a man sitting on a tall horse.
General, after a few breaths, a burst of cheers erupted on the battlefield:
"Liu Yi, a veteran of Cao camp, killed the enemy general Gan Ning in formation and was promoted to captain, serving under General Faqiu Zhonglang..."
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The illusion only flashed and disappeared in an instant. At this time, the two soldiers met and exploded...
Liu Shiba's eyes were clear, he sneered, his mind moved, and he secretly said: Kill!
The metal rod suddenly doubled in length, and the tip crashed directly into Lu Bu's arms!
Lu Bu's chest and abdomen shattered like fragile eggshells under the heavy blow from the metal rod.
Lu Bu's eyes showed endless anger and unyielding, and black blood continued to gush from his chest and abdomen.
Lu Bu had no time to defend himself against the strange changes of the metal rod. In just an instant, he broke through his defenses.
"boom!"
The cold metal rod quickly spun in a circle and hit Lu Bu hard on the head.
Black blood overflowed, and Lu Bu's cracked eyes still showed unwillingness and confusion!
Liu Shiba retracted the metal rod, turned to look at Huang Zhong, who was stunned and grinning from ear to ear, and sighed softly:
"Another era has come to an end. The era of China's military generals dominating the hegemony is gone forever..."
Huang Zhong had a strange look in his eyes, nodded slightly, and said:
"That's right! A simple-minded military commander will eventually lose to the Explosive Asshole Sect move. There is no solution to this move..."
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PS: I don’t want to talk about other chapters, but I have to talk about this chapter. Because it took a long time to revise it, and I felt it met my requirements, I released it for everyone to enjoy and read, so it is very late!
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