Chapter 0687: Half a catty of braised pork, ready to fight
Hearing Liu Shiba's explanation, Huo Da was just dull for a moment. He was not stupid. He gritted his teeth and said:
"General, aren't you talking about pigs in the water? Who can eat this thing? It's just lard extracted directly."
Chen Hongzhi didn't understand. He couldn't figure out why the pig disappeared when it went into the water.
With a dark complexion and trembling fingers, Liu Shiba took out several trumpets from his jacket pocket, lit one himself, and handed one to Huo Da and Chen Hongzhi.
Zheng Weida and Luo Gang, one was piloting and the other was driving, and they directly refused to use the horn.
Number 3 had a strange look on his face, looking at the trumpet in Liu Shiba's hand with a dazed look, and remained silent for a long time.
"call!"
Liu Shiba took a deep breath of cigarette, brewing it in his lungs for a while, then turned to look at Cuihua who looked as blushing as a girl and asked:
"Aunt Cuihua, have you seen Old Tang and Huang Zhong today?"
Cuihua was stunned when she heard this and said:
"I saw that Old Tang called Huang Zhong and Chen Haowen to his room this morning."
Liu Shiba nodded and said:
"Let's go and see what they are doing."
After finishing speaking, Liu Shiba was about to leave, but No. 3 grabbed his arm and said:
"Cuihua is very nice, let her follow me."
"Aunt Cuihua is an old woman from Liujiatun. What do you want her to do? Even if I agree, Uncle Ergou will definitely not agree."
Liu Shiba explained.
Number Three sneered and said:
"You remember, when Zhu Yingtai died, she gave me her red handkerchief inheritance.
Since I accepted her things without refusing, I naturally wanted to help her fulfill her last wish."
Liu Shiba said strangely:
"What last wish?"
"Reviving the Red Handkerchief School."
Number Three straightened his waist.
********'s figure dazzled Huo Da, Chen Hongzhi, and several soldiers standing guard at the door.
"I asked, do you understand what a red handkerchief is?"
Liu Shiba was a little helpless and could only patiently enlighten him.
Number 3 was stunned and said in surprise:
"As for the stepdaughter, of course I know. She is engaged in the business of Fireworks and Willow Lane, and she receives millions of pimps' offerings."
Upon hearing this, Cuihu glared at No. 3 in shame and said:
"I'm almost sixty, and you still want me to sell it?"
No. 3 glared and said:
"If you don't marry me, I will kill you."
Liu Shiba thought to himself, you know it, but you still want to do it, and you want to drag Cuihua, who is almost sixty, to do it together? What a sin...
"No. 3, although you are a combination of human body and intelligence, a lot of knowledge cannot be found on the Internet or in books.
For example, in today's era, it is not easy to make money in the land of fireworks and willows. Now there are many substitutes that can replace women..."
Speaking of this, Liu Shiba waved his hands helplessly and said:
"Follow me, and I'll show you how the supermen of today solve their own hunger and thirst problems."
Immediately, Liu Shiba took the lead and walked towards Old Tang's room...
"Wow!"
Walking to the door of the crew room, Liu Shiba gently pushed the door open.
An extremely strong fragrance wafted over, and the scene that appeared in front of everyone's eyes stunned everyone who followed.
In the crew room of seven or eight square meters, Huang Zhong and Chen Haowen were drinking wine and eating meat from a large iron bowl.
There are also several plates of military snacks on the small table, such as green beans, five-course meat, bean drum fish, pickled mustard and the like.
Old Tang, on the other hand, closed his eyes and slept soundly on his bed, wearing a pair of shorts. He looked very tired and didn't even know anyone had come in.
Seeing Liu Shiba bringing people in, Huang Zhong quickly stood up and said with a smile:
"Lord."
Chen Haowen sat silently, wolfing down big chunks of something...
"Why are you here?"
Liu Shiba glanced at the greasy look on the corner of Huang Zhong's mouth in confusion.
"Old Tang asked me to eat meat this morning. The old man hadn't eaten meat for a long time and felt very itchy, so he came."
Huang Zhong answered truthfully.
The corner of Liu Shiba's mouth twitched, and his mind recalled a scene that happened in the dark prison, and a joke that Lu Xiaolin once said...
Huo Da and Chen Hongzhi looked at the food on the table and couldn't help but swallow their saliva.
Cuihua and No. 3, whose faces were darkened, looked at Huang Zhong chewing heavily as oil dripped from the corners of his mouth.
Chen Haowen felt something was wrong at this time, wiped the corners of his mouth, stood up and glared at Liu Shiba:
"What's wrong? Why are you looking at labor and capital like that? The emperor is still hungry and doesn't want to eat meat?"
Liu Shiba was speechless for a moment and said:
"Let me tell you a story..."
Then, Liu Shiba took a puff of cigarette and said with a very painful expression:
"I think back then, when I was in prison, I met a few lovely people..."
“At that time, No. 108 was full of men, so I joked that I was going to get a plastic dog to play with.
Later, a guy said disdainfully, "Do you know what saving is?"
Go to the market and buy a piece of pork, poke a hole with a knife, cook it in a steamer, apply vegetable oil on it, and use it while it's still hot..."
"Put a hole in the pork? What's the use of this thing?"
Cuihua asked with bulging eyes.
"This! This thing is for men. Use it wherever he needs to vent.
After use, wash it with clean water and put it in the refrigerator so you can use it again next time..."
Liu Shiba spoke eloquently, with a strange look on his face.
After listening to Liu Shiba's story, the scene suddenly fell silent...
Even No. 3, who had always been calm, clenched his fists and glared fiercely at Liu Shiba, and then at Old Tang, who was lying on the bed with his body stretched out and snoring.
Chen Hongzhi swallowed hard, looked at Huang Zhong and Chen Haowen with frozen faces, then turned to look at Liu Shiba and said:
"The person who spoke is you..."
Liu Shiba nodded with a wry smile and said:
"But today, I discovered a talent, Old Tang! He is better than his master...
Not only was he particular about the materials, he cut the pig meat directly from the sow and cooked it. After using it, he found that there was no refrigerator...
So, this guy used waste, washed the used pork dumplings with water, chopped them into pieces, and fried a bowl of braised pork..."
Having said this, Liu Shiba looked at Huang Zhong's cheeks strangely, and then looked at the chopsticks in Chen Haowen's hand. There was a half-bitten piece of braised pork on it...
Liu Shiba said nothing, waved his hands and turned away from here...
"Help... don't hit me!"
Then, Old Tang's howl like a slaughtering pig resounded throughout the Storm Battleship!
Moreover, this matter spread throughout the entire Storm Battleship at an extremely terrifying speed. Some soldiers became panicked when they saw the meat, causing the fat pigs on the battleship to be raised for a long time without being eaten.
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In the blink of an eye, seven days passed, and the Storm Battleship, carrying Navy Admiral Liu Shiba and a motley crew, finally arrived in the South China Sea.
On this day, Vice Captain Zheng Weida trotted open the door to the captain’s room and laughed loudly:
"Reporting to Captain, two aircraft carrier formations totaling eighteen warships have been discovered three hundred nautical miles ahead.
After identification, it was confirmed that they were two joint cruise formations from the United States and Australia, heading towards Guam, preparing to replenish supplies."
Liu Shiba turned over and sat up, put on his military uniform, and said seriously:
"Notify all personnel and prepare to fight!"
Zheng Weida hesitated and said:
"Those soldiers haven't eaten pork for a long time and their bodies are a little weak..."
Liu Shiba retched and said sternly:
"Kill Old Tang for me and add some food..."
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