"Looking at the two billion tax payment certificate on this check, I know this person is you."
Looking up at Zhang Guanglie, Liu Shiba smiled slightly, lit a trumpet, and took a few deep breaths.
Old Tang pointed at Zhang Guanglie and said stupidly:
"He...is a corrupt official."
"That's right! I am a corrupt official. I collect all the money I can from black-hearted businessmen to save the poor children.
I might as well tell you again, I have embezzled more than 2 billion in my life?
Actually, I don't want to say it, but I have to stimulate you today.
In Xuchang, I started out as a slave, and later on, I bribed more than 30,000 profiteers in total.
According to what you said, after two billion, you boldly add two zeros to barely guarantee the minimum..."
Zhang Guanglie squinted at Old Tang, whose lips were trembling as if he was about to vomit. As if he wasn't satisfied enough, he murmured softly:
"Of course, I will definitely not fight for Zhou Caixia with a wolf dog. Times have changed. I, Zhang Guanglie, have done good things, and of course I have also done bad things...
Today’s young people don’t know how high the sky is and how high it is…
The little white and rich girl plays with 嬲; the tall, rich and handsome boy plays with 嫐; the male with hanging silk plays with 匊.
The female Diaosi plays Li, the leftover girl plays Nu, the super leftover girl plays Tu, and the super-old girl Diaosi plays Nu..."
Speaking of this, Zhang Guanglie smiled mysteriously and said:
"Unfortunately for me, Zhang Guanglie, I am known as the seven-character mantra of the 21st century.
I have played with all the men and women who play the Seven-Character Mantra..."
Hearing Zhang Guanglie's unusual talent and wolf nature, even Liu Shiba became interested and slowly stood up.
"Uh-huh, sister, is the culture of labor and management so low? What is the seven-character mantra? Don't bluff labor and management, bully labor and management because they are uneducated..."
Old Tang's face turned blue and he gritted his teeth.
The question is, who is to blame? Why are you provoking a psychopath when you have nothing to do?
If you really want to talk about it, Zhou Caixia really pushed you back, didn’t she?
It’s not like you half-heartedly gave in to the soup and allowed a woman who hasn’t eaten human flesh in 20 years to have a full meal...
Zhang Guanglie, who looked like a bodybuilder with his naked body, shook his head and smiled bitterly. He looked around at the group of big men staring at him eagerly, and thought to himself: "Oh no!"
…………
In the command cabin of the Storm Battleship, four women, except No. 3, Cuihua, Liu Qianqian, and Ye Qingwu, left early.
Left behind are Qin Da, Zheng Weida, Luo Gang, Chen Haowen, Laoshi, Lao Tang, Chen Hongzhi, Huo Da and Zhang Guanglie.
Including Liu Shiba, there are fourteen people in total!
Zhang Guanglie said with a bitter face:
"Actually, this seven-character mantra is more than enough to put it bluntly. You will understand it when I explain it.
Judging from the shape of the word "嬲", it means a woman sleeping with a man. The one who can sleep with two must be Bai Fumei...
The word "嫐" is used to describe someone who is rich, handsome, rich and powerful. He must be sleeping with a woman at the same time!
The word "把" means to hold an object stuck in the left hand, which actually means to pull.
The word "窊" describes the woman's ability to use plants to solve problems.
The word "糳" is simpler. The female hanging silk is old and has strong demand, so she needs two plants to get it in place...
The word "Tu" is very uncivilized. It usually refers to a super female hanging silk. Plants can no longer satisfy her. She wants dogs. You will understand for yourself...
Niu Bi doesn't explain the word "炂", it belongs to the patent of super-old women..."
…………
Listening to Zhang Guanglie's eloquent words, a strange atmosphere spread in the battleship command cabin...
Those who stayed in the command cabin were all vigorous and handsome men. Except for Huang Zhong with gray hair, Old Tang with gray hair, and the old driver with gray hair, the rest were still young...
Qin Da, Zheng Weida, Luo Gang, Chen Haowen, Chen Hongzhi, and Huo Da looked at each other, and then focused their attention on Zhang Guanglie.
This corrupt official is really a freak. Apart from being an official, he usually hides somewhere and plays all kinds of tricks?
One man and two women, two men and one woman, it’s not enough, you still have to masturbate yourself? When you’re done, your asshole is itchy? Do you want to be fucked?
One cucumber is not enough? Two more?
<>Finally, go back to your home, leave your psychotic daughter-in-law Zhou Haixia aside, and greet the big wolf dog yourself?
At the end, are you still tired of it?
No wonder when this guy was in office in Xuchang, you always went to the countryside to experience life when you had nothing to do. It was called sharing the joys and sorrows with the working people, eating and living in a cowshed...
oh……
It turns out that you just look for the tower near the water and get the moon first, go straight to the bullpen, go straight to the main body, and have the courage...
This cow is really not something ordinary people can play with.
Looking at Zhang Guanglie, who was worse than a beast, the faces of the men surrounding him gradually became ferocious.
This Guanglie looked like a different person for a while, but unexpectedly, he was still very bad inside.
Think about it, a guy who can struggle up from the bottom, a guy who can say "from slave to general", is it easy to get along with him?
Looking at the unkind expressions of several guys around him, especially Qin Da, his face was trembling and he slowly took a step forward.
Zhang Guanglie bulged his eyes and carefully stared at Qin Da's thick chest hair, which was so thick that it made people sweat.
"Qin Da, you? What are you going to do? Labor and management told you not to mess around."
Zhang Guanglie was able to show off to Old Tang, but he had no intention of showing off to Qin Da. He knew that he would never be able to defeat this black tower-like guy.
"Qin Da, don't mess around!"
At the critical moment, Liu Shiba called Qin Da and Zhang Guanglie took a deep breath.
Liu Shiba frowned, looked up and down, and then smiled:
"I didn't expect that the little director at Liujiatun in Ziyun Mountain could reach this level now? It's not easy..."
Having said this, Liu Shiba paused, looked at Zhang Guanglie strangely and asked:
"Have you really tried all those seven-character evil mantras? How about the taste of dogs and cows?"
Zhang Guanglie grinned and looked around in surprise at the group of men who were eyeing him eagerly. He raised his finger and pointed at the bridge of his nose and said:
"I don't mean that I am playing this, but that other women are playing. I will definitely not say or act randomly."
Liu Shiba shook his head and gritted his teeth:
"I finally understand, those boys and girls are playing with the Seven-Syllable Evil Mantra, and you just play with them, right? Let me ask you, does the anus taste good?"
Zhang Guanglie screamed miserably, looked around with twisted eyes, and said with an embarrassed smile:
"Actually, I don't play with men. Those boys just help me suck them. It's those women that I ruin."
When Liu Shiba heard this, he cursed secretly: "You are dressed like a beast."
"Here! Open your mouth and take a drop."
Liu Shiba angrily pinched Zhang Guanglie's cheek, squeezed open the Tai Sui's blood, and carefully dripped a drop of Tai Sui's blood into it.
At this time, Cuihua walked into the command cabin with a bottle of mineral water.
Liu Shiba took the mineral water, poured the remaining Tai Sui's blood into the bottle, then gave it back to Cuihua, and said:
"Give those fighting chicken pilots a drink each."
"Your Excellency, Captain! The Storm Battleship has arrived at the Guam base, thirty-seven miles into the deep sea.
And under the sea level, some interception nets were discovered, which are used to intercept ships on the sea and under the sea."
No. 3 walked over with a sullen expression, glaring at Zhang Guanglie, Old Tang, and the old driver with disgust.
At this time, Huang Zhong was holding back so much that he finally saw an opportunity to intervene. He suddenly jumped out from the end, hugged the promise with both fists and said:
"My lord, charge into the battle, and the veteran will be the vanguard."
Old Tang also became energetic at this time, his eyebrows trembled and he laughed and said:
"Guam, America's strongest overseas military base in Asia."
After saying that, Old Tang turned to look at Huang Zhong and said strangely:
"Soldiers on second duty will stuff Niubi into the barrel of the space compression cannon. He will be the vanguard."
When Huang Zhong heard this, his expression suddenly became depressed, his eyes darkened, and he slowly took a step back...
Mr. Huang has watched the battles in the past few days. Those fighter jets flew into the sky and escaped, but he became a waste and watched the excitement for two days.
Liu Shiba looked at Huang Zhong with a gloomy expression, and felt an inexplicable loneliness in his heart.
"Huang Zhong! After dark, you will be the vanguard, lead fifty soldiers, pass through the blind spot, and launch a night attack on them."
"No! Veteran, I will definitely kill him and leave no trace of him behind."
Huang Zhong carefully clasped his fists and responded loudly.
Old Tang also turned his head, patted Mr. Huang's shoulders a few times kindly, and said with a sinister smile:
"Niubi, you have to come back alive."
At this time, Liu Shiba looked at Zhang Guanglie who was not far away and was a little overwhelmed, and said in his heart:
"Zhang Guanglie, do you know that there is a person named Nikola Tesla in the United States?"
