Chapter 0762: Raising the coffin, slaughtering the dead, the magical kingdom
"roar!"
"GOOd!"
"charge!"
"Kill the Chinese pigs. My son got uremia directly after eating a can of Samma poisonous milk powder for thousands of years. I want to avenge Jamie!"
"That's right! The Italian leather bag I bought was for Mai Rui, but I didn't expect it to be a Chinese knockoff, which made me lose face... That bag is more real than the real thing..."
Following Mitura and Duran's outrageous actions without war ethics, countless American soldiers who were deceived became excited in an instant.
War also means war wealth...
Back then, the Americans blew up their two tallest buildings, framed a disobedient president, and then humiliated Iraq for no reason, demonstrating the hegemony of a great power...
Many American soldiers went there and became multimillionaires when they came back. It is said that some soldiers even planted seeds all over Iraq, leaving behind hundreds of sons and daughters.
At the same time, they also remembered some embarrassing and embarrassing past events...
In the past, the soldiers' satisfaction with shopping suddenly collapsed, and they fell from heaven back to hell, as if they fell directly from a hundred floors to the first floor, and then suffered cerebral palsy. All these extraordinary feelings came from the magical country of China.
The whole world is full of all kinds of imitation products from China, all kinds of food containing additives...
The soldiers didn't understand that it was enough for what they wore to be copied from the fortress, but why should even the food they eat have to be adulterated?
To adulterate, use food additives, not industrial additives...
However, magical additives, various fake world-famous brands, cheap labor of all ages, and an endless stream of dignitaries visiting relatives in various cities have created a miracle...
The United States has gone from being the world's richest country and the largest military power to now being burdened with 50 trillion Chinese loan sharks. The miraculous reversal in just a dozen years is jaw-dropping...
Pure American soldiers don't understand how a country with a population of nearly two billion can accumulate wealth that dominates the world?
Don’t children need compulsory education? Don’t they need free medical assistance?
Or is hospitalization free of charge? Or will China refund the principal after the stock market fails? The property market will also refund the principal?
Otherwise, how to explain where China’s huge wealth comes from?
In the past, these American soldiers who landed on Guam also learned about this country that miraculously became the richest man!
What they understand is, first of all, the housing problem in this country, starting with several large cities along the coast of China!
As they slowly learned more about it, they found out that housing prices in China were three hundred times the income of ordinary people, and they suddenly became confused...
A Chinese man whose monthly salary is less than one thousand US dollars actually wants to buy a house that is countless times more than his monthly salary, which is about four hundred thousand US dollars.
Calculated based on half of the monthly food and lodging expenses, the bank loan of US$500 will have to be repaid every month.
The house price of 400,000 divided by the monthly loan of 500 is equal to 800 months. The 800 is divided by 12 months per year, and we get a number that is unbelievable to the soldiers: sixty-six years!
There are 2 billion people in China, and 1.9 billion of them have an income less than US$1,000.
Elites with a monthly salary of one thousand US dollars are called white-collar, blue-collar and gold-collar, which are as respectful titles as the waiters' treatment.
Every Chinese person starts repaying a 66-year bank loan from the age of twenty!
This is not the most deceiving thing. The most deceiving thing is that you only have 70 years of use rights for the real estate you spent your whole life buying!
Just four years after paying off the mortgage, you will be burdened with the mortgage again until you die, and then your children and grandchildren will continue to pay...
Of course, there are also some people who choose not to buy a house and rent a house because they cannot afford it, which has created an extremely prosperous industry: real estate agencies...
There are more real estate brokers and real estate agency companies in every city in China than there are taxis in every city!
In a city with a population of eight million, there are actually 50,000 real estate agencies with well-documented and registered information.
Statistics show that for every 160 Chinese people, a real estate agency is needed to serve them!
This data makes Americans who have always been self-centered and only rent houses but not buy houses feel incredible and shocked...
As for the stock market, Americans only listen to it and never dare to enter it.
Legend has it that after the stock prices skyrocketed and plummeted, the authorities made great efforts to make decisions for the people and began nationwide notices to arrest capitalists who controlled equity.
In the end, the stock was worthless. The people who caught it didn't see it, and the money to buy the stock was gone. Anyway, there was nothing left. It was stuck...
A few years later, tourists who are extremely lucky may be able to meet comrades who were capitalists in Australia, America, and Europe somewhere in the past, and lament that they have been lucky in life, but life is impermanent...
The magical country, the magical China, the magical attack and defense of Guam...
At the end of the battle, when it was necessary to engage in hand-to-hand combat and the bayonets were red, the American soldiers couldn't help but recall many incredible things.
They also muttered in their hearts:
"Dear Mitura, General Duran, are you really sure that there are gold teeth in the mouths of Chinese soldiers?"
In fact, after Mitula and Duran talked about these pre-war incentives, they themselves regretted it.
You shouldn't have used gold teeth as bait, you made a mistake! If your family really has a mortgage, the gold teeth would have been taken out long ago to be exchanged for banknotes and sent to the bank. After the bayonet is pulled out, you have to put it back...
Shenbao should be used!
Every Chinese who smokes and drinks must have kidney treasure in his body!
Shenbao is actually the same thing as dog treasure and cow treasure, and it is a rare medicine.
The kidney treasures in domestic animals are so valuable, but the kidney treasures in humans are definitely more valuable!
In every medical school in the United States, every doctor and nurse knows that as long as the patient is Chinese, no matter how old he or she is, a kidney treasure can definitely be obtained with one knife.
Mitura, Duran is a decisive general. Thinking of this, he did not hesitate and added a more impassioned battle motivational sentence at a very fast speed:
"Gentlemen and young men, bravely rush forward to take back our Guam. For the glory of the United States, we will be invincible.
Let me tell you a trick. If the Chinese soldier you kill does not have a gold tooth, gold chain or ring in his mouth, then he must have an Apple 6 in his pocket.
His kidneys must have a kidney treasure. The kidney treasure is a dog treasure. It is the same type as rare medicines. It is commonly known as the rare medicine in medicine. It specializes in treating infertility and AIDS..."
Hearing that there was extra money to be made, all the Marines once again accelerated their attack.
With quick hands and slow hands, hundreds of thousands of soldiers were in a roaring crowd, shouting all kinds of words that inspired them, and marched forward bravely.
Raising coffins and killing people with yarn is a common saying in the United States and China!
It's just that the Chinese tomb robbers passed down the gold-touching lineage to their sons or disciples, mainly by dividing the gold and fixing acupoints with some strange and obscene skills.
In the United States, people who work as grave robbers are great figures in the church. During the day, they put valuable things into the coffin, and at night they would go into the pockets of some clergymen...
The American soldiers, with their eyes red, sang the song of warriors at the same time. This is the military song of the United States!
"We are brave, we are fearless, we strive for money..."
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