Chapter 0781: Jingse and Cao Xiong who did nothing good
Liu Shiba was dumbfounded, opened his mouth wide and looked at Jing Se, and asked stupidly:
"Don't you know? When you eat, you have to go to a temporary restaurant in Guam?"
Jingse shook his head as smoothly as a rattle, gritted his teeth and said:
“When we were working in the fields in Wanzi, someone would bring steamed buns to the fields.
Therefore, the more than 200 people I brought with me consciously stayed at the place where the formation was set up to protect the formation in order to prevent the sea breeze from destroying the formation..."
Hearing this, Liu Shiba suddenly realized!
This is the generation gap, a huge generation gap!
Jingse, who came from decades ago, and the group of gravekeepers in his bay, originally lived in a magical era, which can be explained in three words: "Big pot rice!"
How comfortable it is to be used to the big pot of rice in the commune. Sitting in the fields, you can enjoy the life of eating to open your mouth and the bed to stretch your body...
Jing Se was extremely considerate and could predict what Liu Shiba wanted to say from his expression, so he took the initiative and said:
“At that time, the rural areas were filled with urban youths from the old three circles who had been sent down to the countryside. The hard and backbreaking work was all taken over by the brain-dead young people, and we had almost nothing to do.
As time goes by, mixing up with other people has become a habit among us country folk in those days.
Regardless of whether you are sick or not, as long as you carry the quilt to the cotton field and take a nap, you will be able to sleep for a few centimeters when it gets dark, how great!"
Liu Shiba had a gloomy face, listening to Jing Se's explanation, he couldn't help but secretly feel sad...
Cao Xiong's face turned pale and he turned around and said:
"Brother Jingse, after all, I am also from Xuchang. In fact, I can be considered a city dweller.
At that time, I wondered why there were toilet paper everywhere in the field when I was pulling out cotton stalks..."
Jingse's face stiffened and he said:
"You are a rural person! You have to be considerate! There is no TV or radio. There are always power outages at night. Only the village chief can enjoy the newspapers.
All the work has been delegated to the third generation and they are rushing to finish it. A bunch of over-energetic farmers have slept enough in the fields during the day, so what do they do at night?"
Liu Shiba rolled his eyes and said:
"Without electricity and lights, what else can I do? Just sleep..."
Cao Xiong raised his hand and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead...
Jingse smiled strangely:
"That's right! The era of decentralization support for educated youth! The night life of our farmers is simple, only seven words."
Liu Shiba looked at Cao Xiong, wondering why Cao Xiong was covered in cold sweat?
It's quite cool today, isn't it?
Jing Se also seemed to have deep meaning. He looked at Liu Shiba and Cao Xiong and smiled. He naturally stretched out his hand, patted Cao Xiong on the shoulder, and chuckled:
"Say Bi, dig lotus roots, pull out cotton stalks..."
"Say Bi, dig lotus roots, pull out cotton stalks..."
Liu Shiba chewed on the seven words and couldn't help but roll his eyes and glare at Jing Se, cursing secretly in his heart:
"vulgar!"
However, Liu Shiba, who was aroused by the first two words of Jing Se's dirty joke, couldn't help but think of Ning Min'er again, and the night in Zhonghai Villa appeared in front of his eyes...
What happened that night...
As long as you are a man, you will think about that shit day and night, even if you look sanctimonious during the day.
At night, you will be able to find more detailed aftertaste from the aftertaste, and give yourself a full stroke...
As he thought about it, Liu Shiba couldn't help but have a trace of mist in his eyes, and he thought of Ning Min'er again...
Jing Se looked at Liu Shiba silently, couldn't help but sigh secretly, reached out and patted his shoulder, and turned to look at Cao Xiong, who was still sweating!
Liu Shiba woke up from his memories, trembling as he heard the conversation between Jing Se and Cao Xiong:
"Cao Xiong, Cao Xiong, why are you pretending to be stupid? You don't know where the torn cotton batting and toilet paper in the cotton fields come from?
Do you dare to say that you really don’t know? Come on, come on... pat your chest and say it again?
We country people are simple and honest, and we don’t care about intellectuals like you!
You guys, don’t think that the mother-in-law and the men in the Bay don’t know?
The banker and his mother-in-law were entangled with each other on the cotton paddock, naked and naked, and their nerves were all sharp.
Don’t think they don’t know. You young men and women are all lying under the cotton poles, watching the cotton leaves and showing off...
Peasants and my mother-in-law, shamelessly exposing their white poufs, dark thatched grass, and trembling Ohanako, why are they performing for you?"
There were more and more beads of sweat on Cao Xiong's forehead, and the area several feet below his feet was wet, and he didn't even know it...
At this time, Liu Shiba calmed down his thoughts, looked at Cao Xiong strangely, and asked without looking back:
"Spit it out quickly, why? It sounds very exciting, don't be shy..."
Jingse's feet tilted and he felt dizzy...
After calming down, Jing Se, furious, gritted his teeth and glared at Liu Shiba, then glared at Cao Xiong, and said sternly:
"Because they know you are pitiful! You left your parents at the age of fifteen or sixteen. It's so pitiful. They are all children...
Those villagers and aunties, when they were young, naturally knew what things could make young people going to the countryside forget their hometown and their parents."
Liu Shiba stared at Cao Xiong who seemed to have finished a marathon, and added abruptly:
"I also know another one, why is the performance for?"
Jing Se's eyes flashed with pride, he shook his head and said:
"Then tell me, why? You know, country people are simple and honest, and they value honor and integrity..."
"Bah bang bang!"
At this time, another person came up behind the three people. Liu Shiba turned around and saw that it was an old driver covered in oil.
The ship went out to sea smoothly without any major problems, and the veteran driver finally had a chance to breathe.
Obviously, the veteran driver heard a few people talking from a distance. Before he walked in, he answered Jing Se's question for Liu Shiba with a cold face:
"Because in rural areas a few decades ago, divorce was not a big deal, and divorced men and women would be laughed at.
Therefore, many rural men and mothers-in-law use very ancient methods to relieve or get over the seven-year itch.
Changing a mother-in-law and the like is a trivial matter, and it is not uncommon to find the village chief, production team leader, or centimeters to pay with meat.
However, there is always a time when these things get tired of being crooked. At a stall that is not open to customers, God has an eye and sends hundreds of fresh meats to every village...
But what should we do if these little fresh meats are hard to eat? Then give them physiological education classes first!
Don't think that the farmers' men and the aunts and uncles are stupid. The country people's shrewdness contains vulgar cunning, but it also reveals the infinite wisdom of the working people!
They understand that as long as the young people supporting the farmers below become familiar with the live drama and can't sleep at night, then everyone will have a good life..."
Cao Xiong is still sweating...
Cold sweat broke out on Jingse's forehead!
Liu Shiba finally came to his senses and said in surprise:
"No wonder! I heard that tens of millions of wild children were left in the countryside when the decentralization was implemented to support agriculture."
The veteran driver smiled evilly, turned to look at Jing Se and Cao Xiong, and said strangely:
"Look at the two of them sweating profusely. They have something going on in their minds, right?"
After a pause, the old driver chuckled and added:
"Let me guess, Jingse has nine children, right? Can you guarantee that these nine are all yours?
As for Cao Xiong, I guess I didn’t do anything good, right? Among Jingse’s children, there is a girl who is always looking at you, and her stomach seems to be growing... Is she your child? "
