Chapter 0799: The Unfortunate Duran, The Strong and the Strong
Looking at the two bags of smelly black donkey skins, Liu Shiba couldn't help but roll his eyes. It was so smelly that he couldn't stand it!
"Jingse, what's the use of this thing? Please explain it clearly."
Huang Zhong raised his eyes, and the thick-backed knife on his waist was floating in his right hand.
Huang Zhong's question was exactly what Liu Shiba wanted to ask, so he turned to look at Jing Se, this bastard who looked gentle and delicate on the surface but didn't know what he was secretly doing.
No wonder people say that Jingse, who is also the head of a village and a clan, has wasted every good thing among the farmers who have been decentralized as educated youths.
As he was thinking about it, Liu Shiba's mouth moved according to his heart, and he blurted out:
"Jingse, how many educated youths have you played as village chief?"
Jing Se was being stimulated by everyone's misery and was smiling proudly. When he heard the words, he blurted out without thinking:
"There are not dozens, but there are seven or eight, right?"
After saying that, Jingse realized what he had done...
"you……"
Jing Se glared at Liu Shiba angrily, his face turning red.
"Pfft!"
Du Lan ran back again at some point. Hearing Jing Se's answer, he couldn't help but pursed his lips and said:
"They say Chinese people are hypocritical, but I don't think it's true! You play with so many other people's daughters, why don't you feel happy when your own two daughters are played with? Bah..."
Jingse turned around angrily and said:
"Do you believe it or not, I scratched you alive?"
Du Lan is also a ruthless person in the American military. Now he is in peace and has been beaten to the point of losing his temper by these monsters. Otherwise, how can he be subdued by Liu Shiba?
But Liu Shiba is the leader, and he should bow his head. Who do you think you are, Jingse? You can shave him off one by one?
"NO! I, Dulan, don't believe it..."
Du Lan looked unconcerned and raised his right hand to wave.
"Wow!"
"Bang..."
Not far behind Dulan, thirty-one Sulan soldiers aimed at Jingse and pulled the bolt of their guns.
Jingse had no doubt that as long as Du Lan gave the order, he could turn into a sieve immediately. He was proficient in battle formations and witchcraft, not the invincible iron cloth shirt...
The corner of Liu Shiba's mouth raised slightly, and he cleverly turned his head to look at the bottom of the Tianchi pit. He watched all this with a smile from the corner of his eye, without making a sound or stopping Du Lan.
When everyone entered the bottom of the sinkhole, he, Qin Da, Huang Zhong, and Lao Jiu did not dare to say that they could protect themselves.
Then, Jingse, a master of witchcraft, must use what he has learned to protect himself, and even take into account the safety of the thirty-one soldiers behind him.
A soldier's life is also a life, and cannot be buried in vain!
Although Liu Shiba doesn't like these blond-haired, blue-eyed American surrendering soldiers, they have given in and eaten your poison, so you have a certain obligation to help them when they are unable to protect themselves.
"Okay, okay! You are awesome, okay? You are the master..."
Jingse's face was filled with elation, but it instantly calmed down. Within a few seconds, it changed into three expressions: solemn, proud, and now charming...
Liu Shiba covered his forehead, was it wrong?
That's right! Jing Se and his group of tribesmen must have real skills.
In the Battle of Guam, the void formation they deployed did not play a big role, but it was indispensable and gave the Storm fighters an advantage!
"roar!"
A shrill and miserable roar came once again from the faint Tianchi in the middle of Shiding Peak.
"Alright! Dulan will take your people and keep an eye on the surrounding areas."
Liu Shiba frowned, but still spoke up to stop this meaningless argument.
"What exactly is down here?"
Liu Shiba looked at Jing Se, his eyes flickering.
Jing Se shook his head, his expression gradually became serious, he turned around and said:
"I need a few more big cocks."
"Old Jiu! Look at the brightly lit place ten miles away from the mountain. That is Ziyun Town.
You go help Mr. Jingse and find two big roosters for later use."
Hearing that he was looking for a big rooster, General Lao Jiu was stunned for a moment and hesitated:
"How to steal the things of the common people? I can't do it. I wonder if I have the money?"
"money?"
Liu Shiba was also stunned. After such a long time, he had forgotten how to use money. When was the last time he used money?
As expected, no one present was rich, they were all poor...
Finally, it was Duran who found a ten-dollar bill in the wrinkled coat pocket that was even more wrinkled than the pocket.
Lao Jiu held the note suspiciously, murmuring and staring at Dulan...
"boom!"
Then, Lao Jiu kicked his feet on the ground, made a muffled sound and then rose into the sky, like a black cloud across the sky, disappearing...
Jingse, Dulan, and Huang Zhong opened their mouths wide and stared up at the starry sky. They couldn't close their mouths for a long time...
"Zombie general? This is the body of a general. Today, I, Jingse, have opened my eyes..."
Jingse came back to his senses and let out a long breath.
Huang Zhong also whispered:
"The ancients are honest and do not bully me, and the strong will be the strongest..."
Du Lan patted his chest and said stupidly:
"It turns out that Superman is in China!"
After speaking, Dulan gritted his teeth and said:
"Liu Shiba, do you dare to let me go back? I will retire immediately and go to Hollywood to become a director.
I am honored to invite the flying gentleman just now to be the leading actor. I want to remake the Superman series."
Liu Shiba raised his eyebrows, looked at Dulan speechlessly, and said coldly:
"You are wrong, I am the director."
Dulan's mouth twitched and hesitantly said:
"What am I? Oh! God, I can also accept production. I must be a professional producer..."
Liu Shiba turned to look at Qin Da, touched his chin and said:
"Sober him up!"
"Crack!"
Qin Da decisively waved his hand and slapped Du Lan in the face.
Dulan, who was extremely skilled in martial arts, was helpless to resist. He was slapped by Qin Da casually and lay on the ground, stunned...
"Mist Qin, you are a barbarian, why..."
Du Lan rubbed his red and swollen cheeks and stood up tremblingly, looking at Qin Da who looked like a god of war in fear.
Qin Da had no expression on his face. He turned to look at Liu Shiba who was standing by Tianchi, then turned back and said:
"My boss said, from slave to general, from soldier to general.
We have to rank based on seniority. The producer is mine, and I will slap anyone who reaches out!"
Dulan's eyes froze, and ten thousand mud horses flew through his mind: From slave to general?
Spartacus?
For a moment, Dulan had the urge to vomit blood and said angrily:
"Producer? That's a technical job, you old country bumpkin, can you do it?"
Qin Da followed Liu Shiba for nearly six or seven years and learned most of the rogue skills. He said with an expressionless expression and narrowed his eyes:
"If I can't do it, don't I still have you? If you do it well, can't you just write my name below?"
Dulan was stiff, and before he could recover, he saw a black shadow flash in the sky, and Lao Jiu flew back roaring with two big roosters.
Lao Jiu's cold eyes flashed fiercely as he looked Dulan up and down with evil intentions!
"Damn it, did I offend you? Are you staring at me too and want to slap me?"
Duran was so angry that he forgot about Superman's abilities.
"Crack!"
Lao Jiu's slap was heavier than Qin Da's!
Before Dulan was slapped unconscious, he faintly heard Lao Jiu mutter:
"The valuable people didn't want it, but in the end, I still took two chickens back regardless of my dignity.
I am dignified...ahem! What kind of dignity do I have? Where is the king's law..."
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