"Those... um! Spittoon brushes, aren't they awesome?"
Jingse shook his head in disbelief and suddenly asked as he rolled his eyes.
"A few years ago, I did see the remains of several human bowls that had turned into black bones, but I never saw any that could move.
Looking at the bloodstains along the way, I guess the fifth unit suffered a lot of losses. This thing can pierce the head with the tip of the horn. It is probably very powerful and not afraid of death!"
Liu Shiba's face was cold and he analyzed calmly.
Jing Se also had a cold look in his eyes, gritted his teeth and said:
"You tried so hard to protect those soldiers, but what do you say when there are casualties?"
Liu Shiba glanced at Jing Se and chuckled:
"I must have my thoughts on protecting them. Maybe this is the moment I've been waiting for? As the saying goes, it takes a thousand days to raise an army, but it only takes a moment to use it. Don't you think so?"
"Hmph! Your kid is nothing compared to your grandpa."
Jingse snorted angrily, turned his head away, and turned towards the pit where he was hiding.
After taking a look with a flashlight, Jingse's eyes lit up and he said curiously:
"Did you dig this small hiding place with a shovel, or was it already there in the corridor?"
Liu Shiba was stunned for a moment when he heard this and said:
"You told me it was so easy! This road is probably not the one we walked on. We just took advantage of the situation and found a place to hide.
When the spittoon brush came running towards you, you were also running very fast, and I managed to get in front of you to stop him.
By chance, I saw a dark earthen nest here, and Pu turned around and pulled you in without even taking a closer look."
While responding, Liu Shiba turned around and looked.
This earthen cave is in a dark corner of the corridor, and can be clearly seen with Jingse's flashlight.
The cave is very small, less than two meters in, and it is a dead end, with some potholes on the ground.
However, what stunned Liu Shiba and Jing Se was that the wall of the small hole was extremely smooth.
Careful observation reveals that this small hole is not simple. The four walls are made of mud bricks, and some pictures of ladies from the Li and Tang Dynasties are actually carved on the mud bricks.
Looking in from the entrance, we can see that the pictures of ladies on each mud brick are extremely well preserved and appear lifelike and full-faced.
These ladies wore high hairpins and wore open-breasted and slit robes with a strong Tang Dynasty style. Most of their bulging pairs of steamed buns were outside...
The most shocking thing is that in the first mural, half of the ladies were exposed, then their clothes were half-undressed, then they were completely stripped off, then their buttocks were exposed, and finally a monk appeared directly——
There are thirty-two murals in total!
"Why do you think there are so many pictures of ladies in such a small hole? In the end, it turned out to be a painting of an adulterous young man..."
Jing Se was a little confused and looked at Liu Shiba and asked.
"I was surprised at first, but then I counted carefully and found that there were thirty-two ladies in total, and the women in each pair were different..."
Liu Shiba looked at it and couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly.
"Why are you laughing? Is this drawn by some coquettish student who had too much time to do it? To be honest, this painting is pretty good."
Jingse rolled his eyes.
"Look carefully at this last one. How do you feel?"
Liu Shiba casually pointed to a mud brick near the ground in the middle of the hole and asked.
Jingse lowered his head and looked for a long time, then raised his head and said:
"What's the difference? Huh? It seems like this piece has an extra seal, a private seal or something? There's a signature and inscription..."
Liu Shiba looked at Jing Se strangely, a little worried about the old man's mental endurance...
Sure enough, after watching it for a long time, Jingse couldn’t laugh or cry:
"Li Bai is here for a visit? Why does this sentence sound so familiar..."
Liu Shiba said angrily:
"There is this sentence behind the door of every public toilet in China. You must be familiar with it!"
Jingse opened his mouth wide, pointed at these small pits of several square meters, and said in surprise:
"What do you mean? This small hole is a hut? Let me just say, why is there such a big hole in the ground?
This Li Bai lived up to his reputation. He was truly an elegant man. He was not only good at poetry but also at painting.
Even when he was defecating, he did not forget to paint pictures on the latrine, still pictures of ladies."
Jing Se said this thoughtfully, frowning and thinking for a long time before sighing, looking at Liu Shiba and saying with a bitter smile:
"In the entire history of the Li-Tang Empire, there are three most mysterious people. One is Wu Zetian and Wu Meiniang, the other is the old monk Xuanzang, and the last one is the poet Li Bai.
I would say that Li Bai is the most famous, but also the most mysterious. No one knows where he came from and where he ended up, leaving behind the legend that he traveled westward on a crane.
Now after thinking about it for a while, I realized that Li Bai and Xuanzang were probably the same person, right?
Otherwise, there is no way to explain how the latrine where Li Bai pooped was found in Xuanzang’s cemetery?
Just now, I carefully considered the last sentence, the inscription on my trip here, and found that it looked really familiar.
It is exactly the same as the sentence on the door panel of my latrine in Guchuyunmengze, my hometown, written by one person."
"oh?"
Liu Shiba deliberately widened his eyes, showing a confused expression.
"Huh? You are pretending to me that the person who left this sentence on the door of my latrine was Liu Shiliu who visited the Jing family that year. Your grandfather..."
Jing Se was indignant, his face turned blue, and he added:
"Liu Shiliu, Liu Yi, Xuanzang, Li Bai, I'm afraid they're all the same person, right?"
Liu Shiba listened quietly and finally responded:
"wrong."
Jing Se grinned and said in surprise:
"wrong?"
"In addition to Li Bai and Xuanzang, there are also Liu Bingzhong from the Mongolian Kublai Khan period, Zhuge Wuhou from the Three Kingdoms period, and even others whose identities we don't know..."
Liu Shiba added cautiously.
"You? It's your mother's fault. The evildoers of the Liu family are indeed extraordinary!"
Jingse cursed in frustration, and finally said with bright eyes:
"I remember, there was a legend in Liujiatun that your grandfather once served as a battalion commander, right?
Throughout the five thousand years of China, how many powerful figures did your grandfather pass through?
Such a capable person, tsk tsk tsk! Do you dare to believe that he is just a battalion commander?"
Liu Shiba remained silent. This was the only thing he could know. He couldn't talk nonsense about things he didn't know.
Jingse was so angry that he pulled off his torn cotton pants, took out a big pick, and said angrily:
"Get out of the way and pee!"
Liu Shiba gritted his teeth and stepped aside, then heard a powerful splashing sound, followed by the smell of urine hitting his face.
Jingse held the big dao in his right hand and shook it up and down. The corners of his mouth twisted and he said without looking back:
"I just remembered that in ****, there was a battalion commander who was amazingly talented, but he was later promoted to division commander."
Liu Shiba's eyes flashed and he said in surprise:
"Really? Which one is it?"
Jingse shook his head, swung his tail, swung the useless thing left and right a few times, and said proudly:
"In ****, there is a prestigious 76th Division, and the commander is named Zhang Lingfu..."
Liu Shiba was shocked inside, but said expressionlessly:
"Go on, in detail!"
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Let me tell you some good news. My father’s biopsy report came out and the tumor was benign! Everything is fine. Liu Shiba finally breathed a sigh of relief. I will update it tonight. I am in a good mood!