Qin Da tugged at Liu Shiba's sleeves and whispered:
"I have observed it, and this old guy must have had an excessive amount of inner demons. According to who said it, his soul is wandering to the outer world..."
Liu Shiba looked at Qin Da with his mouth wide open, patted his shoulder, and added through gritted teeth, unable to laugh or cry:
"Let me explain it simply. A mental illness diagnosis certificate and a mental illness suit tied ten times are both light for this guy..."
Leader Tongtian was frothing at the mouth, tears were oozing from the corners of his eyes, and he was filled with righteous indignation. It seemed as if he had not heard Liu Shiba and Qin Da whispering, and was still sternly accusing others of their crimes:
"These four grandsons who claim to be Yuanshi Tianzun, Taishang Laojun, Zhunti Bodhisattva, and the messenger are just filthy bastards.
Brat, I'm not afraid to tell you the truth. The four of them are boilermakers for four other shifts in the Sulan Alliance. The five of us take turns to change shifts."
Liu Shiba's whole body trembled uncontrollably, and the corners of his mouth twitched. He wondered if he was dreaming and heard a story so bizarre that he couldn't believe it!
If he hadn't personally experienced the bitter battle in the Zen Stone Sea, how could he dare to believe the nonsense of the leader of Tongtian?
Deep down in his heart, Liu Shiba actually believed it 70% to 80%!
However, there was still one sentence that made Liu Shiba grit his teeth and make him dizzy. The Tongtian Cult Leader just said:
"If it weren't for love, labor and management wouldn't be exempted from this crime..."
Liu Shiba recalled the original Qinling Mountains in detail, and what Uesugi Yushu said was that a group of them took a star battleship and traveled across time and space to the earth hundreds of millions of years ago...
How many women were there on the battleship at that time? There seemed to be only a few, so which beauty was the leader of the Tongtian cult obsessed with?
The answer is ready to come out...
However, the leader of Tongtian Cult continued to shake his head and tail, as if he didn't see Liu Shiba's miserable appearance, and was still telling about his unknown and amazing experience of being tricked:
"They encouraged the ignorant primitive people and reduced me to nothing, so they made your sister! As for...
Claiming to be Yuanshi Tianzun, Taishang Laojun, and Zhunti Bodhisattva? These are four despicable things.
In fact, the four of them are in the same shift as mine, and they are boiler workers in the other four shifts. Aren't they just one woman?
You've been cheating me for so long, I'm ashamed to see people..."
Liu Shiba was shaking all over and the corners of his mouth were twitching. He even wondered if he was dreaming and heard a bizarre story!
What particularly made Liu Shiba grit his teeth and make him dizzy was what Master Tongtian said just now:
"If it weren't for love, labor and management wouldn't be exempted from this crime..."
"well!"
Liu Shiba looked at Qin Da mockingly and sighed:
"Qin Da, stop your strength. Let's relax. We are not a heavyweight opponent with this old guy.
He can easily crush us to death, even if his brain is short-circuited now, he is not something we can deal with!"
When Liu Shiba said this, he raised his head strangely, his eyes rolled around, and he glared slyly at the immortal-like Taoist Master Tongtian, grinning and saying:
"What I can do is to voluntarily squeeze out the blood essence. If I don't want to, even if you kill me, you won't get a drop of it, right?"
When Tongtian heard this, he gritted his teeth and squirmed a few times, his face twitched, and finally he sighed:
"Dragon, sun, snake, phoenix and sun, rooster, it really makes sense! None of Liu Yi's species is good."
Liu Shiba's thoughts were a little confused. This old man couldn't tell good from evil, good from bad. What on earth did he want to do?
Tongtian seemed to understand Liu Shiba's confusion. He thought for a long time, then glanced at Qin Da, then raised his finger and pointed at the metal rod in Liu Shiba's hand, and said with a strange smile:
"Actually, the liquid alloy rod in your hand is the fork I used to poke boilers when I was a boilermaker in the Sulan Alliance!
The atomic energy boiler was too big and sometimes blocked the entrance to the fusion tunnel, but the temperature was too high and people couldn't go inside to clean it, so I asked someone to design a boiler drum that could be long, short, and retractable...
Later, when the first batch of starry sky explorers returned to Earth, Sun Tieshu had no self-defense weapons, so he passed by my place and took this... boiler pick!"
"Clang..."
"Bang Bang...Bang Bang..."
"Boiler, boiler fork?"
Liu Shiba clenched the metal rod with both hands. He lost his strength at some point and let the metal rod fall to the ground with a loud bang!
No! That's not a metal lazier. It's the eternal myth in Liu Shiba's heart, the golden cudgel of the Monkey King...
"You...Jingse! No, Tongtian..."
Liu Shiba was restless, a little distracted, and his speech was incoherent.
"Owner!"
Qin Da turned his head to look at Liu Shiba and called out softly, with a trace of surprise in his eyes. He rarely saw Liu Shiba showing such a panicked look.
"call!"
Liu Shiba was woken up by Qin Da's call. He took a deep breath and looked up at Tongtian, who was two meters away with a strange smile on his face. He remained silent...
"Whatever you want to ask, just ask! I will tell you everything I know."
Tongtian raised his hand and elegantly closed the tattered cotton jacket on his body.
Liu Shiba's eyes flickered, his brows furrowed, and finally he couldn't help but test it out:
"I have many questions, can you answer them one by one?"
"That's right!"
Leader Tongtian nodded extremely confidently, then suddenly turned around and looked around the altar, and snorted coldly...
Liu Shiba followed Tongtian's gaze and glanced left and right, but he didn't see a single hair. It was so dark that he couldn't see anything!
Liu Shiba calmed down, exhaled and asked loudly:
"Because you fell in love with a woman, you joined the second group of explorers and came to the ancient earth. How long was the difference between you and the first group? Who was that woman?"
Tongtian spat out his lips and teeth and said in a cold voice:
"The second group of people who came to Earth were all prisoners exiled by Sulan, except for a few people who were escorted.
These escorts are me and those four shameless bastards. Fifty million years have passed between that group of people who came to Earth and the first group."
After saying this, Tongtian paused, frowned and said:
"The person I liked was Yu Shu. I knew she was the first batch to return to Earth, so the second batch volunteered to chase her here.
But after we landed, we found that everything in front of us was very different from what we planned...
The first batch of explorers had a wrong time setting and were not on Earth. They went 100 million years ago."
Liu Shiba opened his mouth wide and said in surprise:
"It was made! One hundred million years ago..."
Tongtian squinted at Liu Shiba and then said:
"At the same time, I also discovered a more fatal problem. The woman I like is not Yu Shu.
She was among the second batch of prisoners, and she looked exactly like that bitch Yushu. She was a clone, and she was a little delirious.
After landing on the ground, I discovered that the real clone was not her, but Yu Shu.
Her strength comes from infection, a kind of virus gene that defies the heavens. She is frighteningly powerful, but her IQ is a bit unreasonable..."
Liu Shiba's nervous face gradually relaxed and he said secretly:
"As long as it's not Tamasou Uesugi, that's fine!"
Tongtian blinked his eyes, looked at Liu Shiba sideways, and chuckled slightly:
"This woman is indeed unconscious, but there was an old prisoner who always cared for her like a daughter along the way, so she recognized the old man as her father..."
Liu Shiba's heart trembled, and the corner of his mouth trembled:
"Hurry up... tell me everything! I have a very bad premonition!
She is my real mother, Ang Ge..."
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Sorry, I was a little late with my family on my birthday last night and didn’t have time to update! There will be an update later today. I’m going out now to attend to the Provincial Writers Association.
