Chapter 0922: The Battle of Yanhuang, the Legend of Yinggou
Liu Shiba, who was holding his mouth and holding his eyes almost frozen, looked at the Tongtian Cult Master infatuatedly, and he was making nonsense remarks...
Liu Shiba raised his hand and wiped his face, which splashed a large amount of saliva dripping down his face. He gritted his teeth and added:
"Sewage flows across the river..."
Leader Tongtian didn't hear what Liu Shiba was referring to, so he took over the topic and sneered:
"Hmph! How can human prosperity come without sewage flowing across the river? Many people have not survived the instinctive test, and among their offspring are pigs, goats, and horse-faced people...
Only your mother, together with the few mutated strong men, have always strictly adhered to their true intentions and created miracles."
Liu Shiba looked bitter and said:
"So! Those people, including you, have all fallen in love with my mother Nuge. In your eyes, even if my mother is average in appearance, she is still a hundred times better than the beautiful Xi Shi!
So, you and those four guys turned against each other and started a huge war, and the final trigger was my mother.
This is the evil result of pentagram love, because my mother is at least a normal human being, right?"
Taoist Tongtian shook half of his face a few times, grinned and said:
"What do you need to say? A gentle lady is a good gentleman! Don't talk about your mother. In those days, even if a sow ran into the station and blinked her eyelashes, she was more beautiful than a woman.
Under the cruel torture of dozens of men, a pig could not survive for one night, and then it was slaughtered and eaten the next day..."
"You're crazy! Out of your mind!"
Liu Shiba didn't know how to describe those ancient explorers who were more disgusting than animals.
"Hmph! It wouldn't be much better if it were you. In that situation, if it were you, I would probably be looking for female monkeys all over the world. In those days, finding a female monkey was a big chance!
You are so weak, I guess it won't be your turn to find the female monkey..."
Taoist Tongtian pursed his lips and looked at Liu Shiba with disdain.
Finally, Taoist Tongtian sighed and said:
"It was an era of miracles, but also a crazy era. After several generations of female monkeys, human genes finally took over the monkey population.
Isn't it a miracle that intelligent monkeys that can walk upright finally appear on the earth?"
Liu Shiba felt that he was about to collapse. He didn't know how to describe this bizarre and egg-breaking legend!
On the surface, Liu Shiba was still gritting his teeth, but secretly he was frightened. Old Man Tongtian had been talking about it for so long, why didn't he mention his mother's angry song just now?
"A man would indeed fight a duel for a woman! What a pity - you lost. I really want to know what happened to my mother after that?"
Liu Shiba nodded lightly.
Leader Tongtian sighed and said strangely:
"You don't believe what I said. The five of us were fighting each other in mid-air, while your mother was on the ground.
The moment the battle ended, your mother disappeared out of thin air...
At this time, Hongjun, who had been hiding and watching the battle, seemed to have discovered that your mother's disappearance was related to the bloodline gene, so he came out to stop our fight and led us to chase your mother, but it was already too late..."
Shaking his head, the Master of Tongtian Cult had a look of regret on his face, chewed a few times in his mouth, and sighed:
"Since then, I have never seen your mother again, but later I heard that your mother has been hiding in hiding with the old man Huang Di.
Finally, Hongjun got the news from her. Since he was playing with the gate of time and space and wanted to return to where he came from, at a critical moment, he supported Emperor Yan as his agent.
Emperor Yan led a group of half-human, half-human, deformed creatures such as humans, pigs, and donkeys, and launched a war against the Yellow Emperor."
Liu Shiba said blankly:
"Historically known as the battle for the unification of Yan and Huang!"
Leader Tongtian smiled lightly and said:
"That battle was a clean one, and all those mutated deformed children were killed.
After the Yan Emperor's side was defeated, they secretly reached an agreement with the old man Huang Di, secretly colluded with each other, and cheated the old man Hongjun...
Unexpectedly, Na Hongjun secretly bred a descendant himself, and he was Ying Gou, known as the ancestor of zombies.
Ying Gou, only one-tenth of Tongtian's strength, relied on the strength of one person to defeat the Yan and Huang coalition..."
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Will update again in the middle of the night, a bit late today
