Chapter 0966 : Who is the real hero, try to swallow a poop
At this time, the leader of Tongtian Cult was dizzy and struggled to resist Hongjun's crazy attack.
But his heart was full of sadness. He hesitated, should he place his bet on Liu Shiba?
In fact, Tongtian Cult Leader is fully capable of defeating Hongjun in three steps, then throwing off his seat and escaping alone. He believes that he definitely has this ability!
Even if the outside world is destroyed, Tongtian still firmly believes that he can survive in the dangerous environment full of nuclear radiation and dust!
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When the leader of Tongtian planned to use up all his potential and escape from the dead Babel Tower, which was useless in killing people...
A memory of a conversation that was both heart-wrenching and cynical popped up directly, causing him to tremble all over. His eyes suddenly bulged, he bit his lower lip, and splashed out a pool of bright red like the setting sun.
Blood.
The strange voice that sounded in Tongtian's brain was strictly speaking a message of conversation!
While the Master of Tongtian tried his best, big beads of sweat oozed out from his forehead...
Anxious?
That's right, Jingse, who has always been very immovable, regretted it, became nervous, and his balls ached!
Thinking about it, Tongtian's face turned red, and her tight anus, which had not been used for many years, and of course no one else had used it, tightened again!
A gushing feeling of swelling that hadn't been seen in years came over my face!
From the anus upward, there is the small intestine connected to the large intestine, and from the large intestine to the stomach, it is like a chain reaction——
This is such a cheating thing. At the critical moment, does it feel like you are about to shit?
Forecast...
The leader of Tongtian is connected to the anus, and several important physiological parts that have been almost discarded have almost turned into fossils, but they will suddenly return to ancient times, and at the same time they are twisting and vibrating in the belly...
Even if Tongtian hadn’t felt this familiar refreshing gushing sensation for many years, it would suddenly appear and still make the lower half of Tongtian’s legs swell!
Then the legs bent, then twisted, like hot twists just out of the pot...
Tongtian jumped left and blocked, trying hard to hold off Hongjun's heavy blows in turn, hitting him, tactfully, coyly and weirdly clamping his legs together!
Then - he turned around and squatted down decisively, scraped his waistband, and pulled it down...
The reaction of Master Tongtian was too abnormal. A pair of white thighs covered with black leg hair, and two large trousers legs coiled on the ground like lumps of dough, frightened Hongjun who was struggling to punch...
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This strange conversation even appeared directly in the depths of his brain. Over the years, even if he woke up from his sleep and laughed, Tongtian Cult Master had never tried to recall it. He had selectively forgotten this memory!
However, at the last moment of choosing whether to live or not, this conversation that made people laugh or cry unexpectedly jumped out on its own, buzzing around in Tongtian's brain...
"I created you, your whole family - no! Many generations of ancestors..."
During the fierce battle with Hongjun, the leader of Tongtian suddenly jumped a few steps away for no reason, and squatted down directly with his legs pouted in a very inelegant position like a woman peeing.
Hongjun blinked his eyes and looked at Tongtian Cult Leader with dumbfounded eyes. This powerful enemy who was hardly weaker than him made a strange attack pattern...
Looks familiar?
Hongjun was very puzzled, but he was unusually vigilant than ever. He still remembered that Tongtian once had a dagger that could kill him, Zhu Xian...
Never be careless, Hongjun reminded himself!
The leader of Tongtian Cult was squatting on the ground, his facial muscles were twisted and trembling, and his pitiful eyes were looking straight at Hongjun...
The more I look at these little eyes, the more I feel pity for them. The resentment contained in the pitiful little eyes almost moved Hongjun!
"Pfft..."
"Puff-puff..."
Immediately afterwards, a rapid and series of fart sounds, as if ten thousand little toads were killed by one fart, sounded continuously...
A stream of black air spurted out from the seat behind Tongtian!
In his belly, there was accumulated rotten food that had not been digested for thousands of years. During the battle, the digestion speed suddenly accelerated, and the evil ghost-like thousand-year-old turbidity was directly released.
The extremely vicious stench invaded the space where Tongtian and Hongjun were fighting at the speed of light!
That's right! Hongjun is the legendary supreme power, but he is not exempt from vulgarity. In the end, you are still a human being.
Humans on earth are very strange! They are afraid of cockroaches, mice, snakes, worms and slugs, but they are not afraid of dead people!
To put it simply, they are not afraid of corpses of the same kind!
Walking on the street, whenever you see a dead person, whether it is a collision or a fall, as long as there are many people and there is a lot of excitement, this is the chance for the big guy to show his face!
As long as the person who dies is not you, men, women, old and young, handsome men and beautiful women, beautiful, ugly, fat or thin, they will all swarm you!
These people squint their eyes and speak eloquently, shake their heads and look at the unfortunate corpses, express their own unique opinions, and taste the short lives of others!
And these humans who are not afraid of the corpses of the same kind are strangely afraid of their own excrement...
For example, the scientific name of the simplified food object pulled out from the human anus is: stool...
If you wave a knife around, no one may be afraid! The most people who see you will give you a disdainful look and give you two words: Pretend...
On the contrary, you take a piece of shit and try waving it on the street? You are guaranteed to have men glaring, women screaming, and running around in the street shouting: Psycho...
Look, does "psychopath" have one more word than "pretentious"?
Who is more of a deterrent between knives and feces?
In fact, it’s clear at a glance which one is more important!
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Hongjun felt the instinctive disgust of human beings at this moment. He stared in shock, staring blankly at the disgusting look of the Tongtian Cult Leader, at a loss what to do!
You, are you still glaring at me with cute eyes and blinking with pitiful corners of your eyes?
Are you so brave?
Taoist Hongjun's face was originally pale, but now his energy and blood surged, showing signs of cerebral hemorrhage!
"I feel that I have been - hugely insulted!"
Hongjun gritted his teeth and spoke word by word with great solemnity.
Whether you are a master and disciple, an enemy, or an opponent you care about, the first thing is to respect your opponent!
Hongjun has the self-esteem of a strong man, even if he is shameless, he still has to hide and play!
However, this black mist-like turbidity is obviously faster than Hongjun's domineering attack speed!
Smells, I can't stand it...
"Hongjun! You, wait a moment! Let's... let's fight later.
You, you—wait—ouch! Oh my god, I feel so uncomfortable! I’m going to die, I’m going to die, just wait a minute... I still have a lump stuck in the anus and can’t get out.
My... physical body has been cultivated to an extraordinary level, but I didn't expect to be constipated at this moment, Hong-jun! You... wait..., I still have..."
Tongtian's face turned red and he was a little incoherent!
"ah?"
Hongjun's expression was extremely exciting. He really had never seen anything like this before!
Are you having a fight and need to take a break to poop?
Searching through the rich memories of the past, it seems that there is no such experience?
Hongjun, also compete...
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This chapter is a bit dirty and silly, but I read it in the middle of the night to refresh myself. Relaxation is also a pleasure to read!
The next chapter will be updated at 7:00 a.m. on the 5th.
