Chapter 0994: Fascinated by Solanta, poisonous tongue and meritorious deeds
"Bang!"
Zhu Qiangqiang had no time to respond to Liu Shiba, her eyes were full of desire for life and attachment to her master Liu Shiba, and then - her eyeballs were blown out by Hongjun's palm!
She stared at Liu Shiba for the last time, and didn't have time to answer Liu Shiba's last two words, "Is it you?"
No one else understands the meaning of these two words. If anyone does, they will definitely give Liu Shiba a big thumbs up and shout three times - What a great writer!
However, those present, who can stand here, who can accompany Liu Shiba across mountains of swords and seas of fire, how can they be idiots?
The others were fine, although some looked strange and stared at Liu Shiba from the corners of their eyes, but they stubbornly did not ask!
However, Hanbao Laojiu, who was holding one of Liu Shiba's arms tightly, may have had his brain damaged by Liu Shiba's man-made damage during the process of transforming from human to zombie, so his brain nerves were damaged.
"The strong pig is truly a strange woman. She transformed into the body of a beast and became the most strange beast in history! But I, why do you think it has other meanings?"
At that moment, Lao Jiu had no expression on his face and asked directly.
Liu Shiba was feeling sad and angry in his heart. After hearing this, he turned around and said angrily without thinking:
"Lao Jiu, what do you mean?"
Hanbao Laojiu is a dull man, and he always treats things rather than people. Apart from protecting Liu Shiba's life and death, he doesn't care about face with you at all!
The idea of saving face and suffering at the same time doesn't work with Lao Jiu!
"Let me guess - Master, are you having an affair with a pig?"
Lao Jiu's face was still expressionless, but the words that came out of his mouth were shocking...
The few people who had not yet stepped into the teleportation array couldn't help but stared at Liu Shiba with dumbfounded eyes. Although they didn't speak, who didn't understand the meaning in his eyes?
The childish-looking pig is strong, it turns out - you get the first chance by being close to the water?
Are you still not a human being?
——You can kill the female mouse?
The Chinese people have been taught bad things from the very core by the most powerful pyramid scheme on earth, the emperor's art - the idea of pyramid schemes!
Therefore, even if they heard Lao Jiu talking nonsense, even if they saw Liu Shiba's expression changed drastically, even if they guessed something, they would never ask...
Of course - except Lao Jiu! Because he has a weak mind!
But don’t forget, among the people present, there is still one person who has never stepped into the teleportation array, and that is sniper Solanta!
He had not been exposed to the marketing strategy of the emperor's pyramid scheme, so after hearing this, he couldn't help but shrug his shoulders, show an extremely exaggerated expression, and opened his mouth and said:
"Seller of ointment! Boss, you are my idol. In my free time some time ago, I also read some Chinese books to learn Chinese language and culture.
What impresses me the most is that the Chinese people have improved their reproductive methods and introduced new and fancy postures, which are admired by both men and women in Western countries.
What’s particularly impressive is that it has also been made into various thought-provoking educational films that can teach thousands of Chinese people.
Americans, in particular, were deeply inspired after watching Chinese TV dramas and films, which directly led to the vigorous development of America's stagnant animal husbandry industry, which has a tendency to surpass military industrialization! It's admirable!"
Li Ergou and Cuihua turned to look at Solanta who was about to open her mouth, with doubts in their eyes because they couldn't understand what nonsense this guy was talking about?
Not only Li Ergou and his wife, but also Qin Da and Lao Jiu couldn't understand it!
At that moment, Qin Da took advantage of the gap and asked:
"What's wrong with me, don't you understand?"
Solanta immediately forgot about the line between life and death, and spoke very fast, a classic "Impressions after Watching the Movie" that was fascinating and ruined the world's outlook.
At the moment, Solanta took advantage of Hongjun's busy schedule and danced with gestures:
"In the United States, young guys and girls can exchange boyfriends or girlfriends as easily as going to the bathroom at home.
They absolutely don't care about the quality of their partner, they are just afraid that their partner will fall in love with the toilet and go to the toilet from time to time to put residue.
After pooping and peeing, you still have to use the toilet paper you bought to wipe the seat. One of the three tragic events in life is: when it’s your turn to poop - the toilet paper is gone!
In America, the farmers who sell apples are the real foresights, and what they grow are classics!
Especially under the apple tree, the leftover apple core that God ate led Eve to sin and pushed Adam back.
There was also an apple that woke up the fool Newton and turned him into a lunatic. Another apple made Snow White fake her death and belched farts.
The last one became a mobile phone merchant who made iron apples and sold them all over the world, but he just mistakenly printed the apple he took a bite on the back of the phone!"
When Qin Da heard this, the Chinese plot broke out and he couldn't help but shouted angrily:
"What do you know? I also learned to watch TV some time ago. In China, an Apple song dominates all the old men and women who dance in the square!
There is also an apple that has even made Christmas Eve in the United States a Chinese holiday."
Solanta said stupidly:
"What are you talking about? Christmas Eve is a holiday for us Christians, it's impossible!"
Qin Da said with disdain:
"What do you know? Do you understand that the donkeys in Shandong imitate the braying of horses? How many Christians do you have? The total number of Christians in the whole world does not exceed one billion.
In China, there are more than 1.5 billion people who do not believe in Christianity, but still celebrate Christian festivals. If your Christ knew about it, he would definitely be jealous to death. The name is almost the same, right? Jealous of Christ?
Let me give you an account to avoid you being dissatisfied. On Christmas Eve, how many girls were deceived by boys into walking on the road in the name of eating apples?
But when you are exhausted, what you eat is a big banana? When you are thirsty, what you drink is soy milk?"
Qin Da's tone and explanation made Solanta dumbfounded. As if he was blessed and suddenly enlightened, he slapped his thigh and said angrily:
"I mean? Apple's English grammar, why is it called being bombarded? It turns out it's all the fault of the Chinese people?"
Li Ergou and Cuihua couldn't get in the conversation, and they couldn't understand what Qin Da and Solanta were talking about, but it didn't stop Li Ergou from asking questions:
"What do the big and small apples you Solanta mentioned have to do with admiring the master?"
Solanta's face was straight and she said seriously:
"It really does matter! Because I concluded that the boss created an improved way of animal sex.
This is more inspiring to the human soul than Chinese TV dramas, American apples, and toilet paper...
Because the boss is the real man. After watching the Chinese TV series, I, Solanta, actually only had four men that I admired at the beginning.
The man ranked first is called Xu Xian, the man ranked second is Dong Yong, the man ranked third is named Ning Caichen, and the fourth man is the girl of the owner of Gaolaozhuang.
Xu Xian dared to sleep with a snake, Dong Yong dared to sleep with an immortal, and finally Ning Caichen, even his soul was not spared, and his nephew held up a lantern, just as usual - said!"
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