When Lan Wangji came back, Wei Wuxian had already counted more than one thousand three hundred.
"One thousand three hundred and sixty-nine, one thousand three hundred seventy, one thousand three hundred and seventy-one..."
He lifted his legs, and the colorful shuttlecock flew between his feet, soared into the sky, fell steadily, flew higher, and fell slowly, as if there was an invisible thread connecting it, so that it would never break away.
A certain part of Wei Wuxian's body.
At the same time, there is an invisible thread that tightly holds the eyes of many children on the side.
Then he heard Wei Wuxian say: "One thousand three hundred and seventy-two, one thousand three hundred and eighty-one..."
Lan Wangji: “…”
Under the admiring gaze of all the children, Wei Wuxian was so blatant in his deception. The huge number had already made the sniffling children lose their ability to judge, and no one noticed that something was wrong. Lan Wangji just watched helplessly.
Watching Wei Wuxian jump from seventy-two to eighty-one, and then from eighty-one to ninety, just as he was about to enter the next leap, Wei Wuxian happened to catch a glimpse of him, his eyes lit up, and he seemed to want to call him,
After a moment of misdirection, the brightly colored shuttlecock flew over his head and landed behind Wei Wuxian.
When he saw that the shuttlecock was about to be lost, he quickly kicked it back and saved it with his heel. This last kick was the highest, and was accompanied by a loud "One thousand six hundred!" which caused the children on the side to exclaim.
Work up your energy and clap your hands as hard as you can.
The overall situation was decided, and a little girl screamed: "One thousand six hundred! He won, you lost!"
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Wei Wuxian had no shame and accepted it calmly, feeling high-spirited. Lan Wangji also raised his hand and patted it a few times with "pah, pah, pah".
At this time, a boy bit his finger and frowned, saying: "I feel... something is wrong."
Wei Wuxian asked, “What’s wrong?”
The boy said: "After ninety, why did it suddenly become a hundred? It must be wrong."
The group of children seemed to be divided into two groups. One group was obviously completely poisoned by Wei Wuxian and said coaxingly: "How could it be? Don't want to be a scapegoat if you lose."
Wei Wuxian also reasoned: "Why is it not a hundred after ninety? Count yourself, what is after nine?"
The boy counted hard for a long time on his fingers and said: "...seven, eight, nine, ten..."
Wei Wuxian immediately said, "Look, after nine is ten, and after ninety, it must be one hundred."
The boy was dubious and said: "...Really? No??"
Wei Wuxian said, "Why not? If you don't believe me, let's just ask a passerby."
He looked around, slapped his thigh and said, "Oh, I found it. This young man who looks very reliable, please stay!"
"..."
Lan Wangji stopped and said, "What's the matter?"
Wei Wuxian said, “I wonder if I can ask you a question?”
Lan Wangji said: "It doesn't matter."
Then Wei Wuxian asked, "Excuse me, what is the number after ninety?"
Lan Wangji said: "One hundred."
Wei Wuxian raised his hand and said, "Thank you."
Lan Wangji nodded: "You're welcome."
Wei Wuxian smiled and nodded, then turned to the boy and said, "Look."
The boy didn't quite believe Wei Wuxian who was smiling evilly, but when he took a look at Lan Wangji, this young man was dressed in plain clothes like snow, with a sword and a jade pendant. His face was so handsome that he looked like an immortal.
With a sense of awe, his wavering heart was immediately convinced, and he whispered: "Is this how it was counted..."
The children chirped: "One thousand six hundred versus three hundred, you lost!"
The boy was unconvinced and said, "If you lose, you lose." He handed a bunch of candied haws to Wei Wuxian and said loudly, "You win! Here, here you go!"
After the group of children walked away, Wei Wuxian held the candied haws in his mouth and said, "Hanguang-Jun, please give me face."
Lan Wangji then walked up to him and said, "Long wait."
Wei Wuxian shook his head and said, "Not long, not long, you've only been away for a while. I've only kicked the shuttlecock more than three hundred times."
Lan Wangji said: "One thousand, six hundred."
Wei Wuxian laughed out loud and bit off a hawthorn. Before Lan Wangji could speak, his lips suddenly felt cold and his tongue tasted sweet. It was Wei Wuxian who stuffed the candied haws in his mouth.
Seeing that his expression was wrong, Wei Wuxian asked, "Do you eat sweets?"
Lan Wangji held the bunch of candied haws in his mouth, neither swallowing nor spitting out, and couldn't speak. Wei Wuxian said, "If you don't want sweets, give it to me." He grabbed the thin stem of the candied haws and tried to take it back.
He tried several times, but couldn't pull it back. It seemed that Lan Wangji had bitten it with his teeth. Wei Wuxian smiled and said, "Are you going to eat it or not?"
Lan Wangji also bit into a hawthorn and said, "Eat."
Wei Wuxian said, "That's right, just say what you want. You've been like this since you were a child. You keep what you want in your heart and don't say anything."
After laughing at him for a while, the two of them walked into the town.
Wei Wuxian is a playful and greedy person who has been shopping since he was a child. He runs fast and wants everything. When he sees a gadget, he has to pinch it. When he smells the fragrant smoke wafting from the roadside, he
It was necessary to get some to taste. Under his instigation, Lan Wangji also tried some snacks that he would never touch before. Every time Wei Wuxian watched him finish eating, he would ask: "How was it? How was it?" Lan Wangji also tried some snacks that he would never touch before.
Wangji would sometimes answer "okay", sometimes he would answer "very good", and more often he would answer "weird". Whenever this happened, Wei Wuxian would laugh and snatch it back, not letting him taste it.
Originally they were looking for a place to have lunch, but Wei Wuxian ate all the way from west to east, stuffing his stomach so much that he felt too lazy to walk in the end, so the two of them found a clean and respectable soup restaurant and sat down to drink soup.
.
Wei Wuxian was eating and playing with radish slices between his chopsticks, waiting for his order of lotus root and pork ribs soup. Seeing Lan Wangji get up, he asked curiously: "What are you doing?"
Lan Wangji said, "Wait a minute, I'll be back soon." After leaving for a while, he came back. Just as the lotus root and pork ribs soup was served, Wei Wuxian took a sip, and after the waiter left, he quietly said to Lan Wangji:
“Not tasty.”
Lan Wangji took a small spoonful, tasted it briefly, and said, "What's wrong with it?"
Wei Wuxian stirred the lotus root in the bowl with a spoon and said, "Don't choose hard lotus root. A little powder is better. The ingredients here are not bold enough, and it is too light and tasteless. Anyway, it is not as delicious as my senior sister's."
He was just talking casually. He thought Lan Wangji would be the most likely to say "hmm" and listen carefully, but unexpectedly he not only listened carefully, but also asked: "How to choose the right ingredients and how to make it taste good."
Wei Wuxian finally noticed something and asked curiously: "Hanguang-Jun, you want to make lotus root and pork ribs soup for me, right? Did you go to observe the process just now?"
Before Lan Wangji could answer, he had already laughed: "Haha, Hanguang-Jun, it's not that I look down on you. With your family's attitude of never touching the sun, and your taste that was brought up by eating that kind of stuff, you
You can’t even look at the things you make.”
Lan Wangji took another sip of the soup, noncommittal. Wei Wuxian was waiting for him to take the next step, but to his surprise, he was as steady as a rock and hesitated to answer. Finally he couldn't wait any longer.
He frowned and said, "Lan Zhan, did you really want to cook for me just now?"
Lan Wangji was actually very calm, neither saying "yes" nor "no".
Wei Wuxian got a little anxious, stood up immediately, put his hands on the corners of the table, and said, "Why don't you just say yes."
Lan Wangji said: "Yeah."
Wei WuXian said, "So, is that right? Good Lan Zhan, what I just said was just to tease you. If you really want to cook for me, even if it burns through the bottom of the pot and leaves only a hole, I won't
I dare to eat the pot and show it to you."
"..."
Lan Wangji said: "No."
Wei Wuxian almost jumped on him and begged: "So do you still want to do it? Do it, do it, Lord Hanguang, I'll eat it!"
Lan Wangji calmly supported his waist and said, "Demeanor."
Wei Wuxian warned: “Second brother, you can’t do this to me.”
Lan Wangji was so entangled with him that he couldn't stand still any longer, so he held his hand and said, "It's been done before."
"Ah?" Wei Wuxian was startled, "Have you done it before? When? What did you do? Why don't I remember?"
Lan Wangji said: "Family banquet."
"..." Wei Wuxian said, "That night, I thought you bought the table from the Hunan restaurant in Caiyi Town and cooked it yourself?"
Lan Wangji said: "Yeah."
Wei Wuxian was shocked.
He said: "Did you make that? I don't know if there is such a thing as a kitchen in Yun Shen?"
"...Of course there is."
"Do you wash and chop the vegetables? Do you add oil to the pan? Do you add the seasonings?"
"Um."
"You...you..."
Wei Wuxian was so shocked that he finally grabbed Lan Wangji by the collar with one hand, grabbed his neck with the other, and kissed him fiercely.
Fortunately, the two of them always chose the most inconspicuous and quiet place, sitting against the wall. Lan Wangji hugged him and turned around. In this way, from outside, all he could see was his back and Wei Wuxian surrounding him.
An arm around his neck.
Seeing that his face was not red and out of breath, Wei Wuxian stretched out his hand and touched it. Sure enough, the touch was hot. Lan Wangji held his restless hand and warned, "Wei Ying."
Wei Wuxian said, “Isn’t this on your lap? Why are you shouting?”
"..."
Wei Wuxian said seriously: "I'm sorry, I was so happy just now. Lan Zhan, how can you be so good at everything? Even cooking!"
His praise was extremely sincere. Lan Wangji had heard countless praises and compliments since he was a child, but there had never been any words that made him work so hard to suppress the upward movement of the corners of his mouth like he did now, and could only say calmly: "
It’s not very difficult.”
Wei WuXian said, "No. It's very difficult. You don't know how many times I've been kicked out of the kitchen since I was a kid."
"..." Lan Wangji said, "Did you burn through the bottom of the pot?"
Wei Wuxian said, "Just once. I forgot to add water, and who knew the pot would catch fire. Don't look at me like this, really just once."
Lan Wangji said, "What did you put in the pot?"
Wei Wuxian thought for a while, then smiled and said, "How can I still remember things so clearly so many years ago? Don't mention it again."
Lan Wangji was noncommittal, but seemed to raise his eyebrows slightly. Wei Wuxian pretended not to notice his subtle expression. Suddenly remembering something, he threw his hands regretfully and said, "But why didn't you tell me earlier that it was you?
You're so stupid, I didn't even take a few bites of the food that night."
Lan Wangji said: "Nothing. Let's do it when we get back."
Wei Wuxian had been grinding on him for a long time, but just because of this sentence, his eyebrows suddenly lit up, and even the soup no longer tasted bad.
After leaving the restaurant, the two of them walked around for a while. There was a noise in front of them. Many people were walking around a field filled with small objects, throwing small circles on the ground one by one.
Wei Wuxian said, "This is good." He pulled Lan Wangji away, took three circles from the stall owner on the side, and said, "Lan Zhan, have you ever lost a circle while playing?"
Lan Wangji shook his head, and Wei Wuxian said, "I've never played this before. Let me tell you, it's very simple. You take this circle, step back a certain distance, and trap something on the ground. If you trap it, it's yours."
"
Lan Wangji repeated: "If you get caught, it's mine."
Wei Wuxian said, "That's it. Which one do you want? Whichever one you want, I'll set it up for you."
Lan Wangji said: "Whatever."
Wei Wuxian put his elbow on his shoulder, tugged on his forehead wiping tail, and said, "Hanguang-Jun perverts me like this, it's a bit disrespectful."
Lan Wangji said seriously: "Whatever you get, I want."
Wei Wuxian was startled and said, "How come you, a person in public, are like this?"
Lan Wangji was puzzled: "How."
Wei Wuxian: “You tease me.”
Lan Wangji looked calm and said, "No."
Wei Wuxian: "You do! Okay, then I'll give you a condom... that one, just that one!"
He was pointing to a large white porcelain turtle placed far away. As he spoke, he took a few steps back. After retreating about a foot away, the stall owner shouted and gestured: "Okay, okay!"
Wei Wuxian said, "No, no."
The stall owner shouted: "Sir, you are standing too far away, and you will miss it. Don't rely on me to extort money from you then!"
Wei Wuxian said, “If I don’t stand far away, you may lose all your money by then!”
Everyone laughed and said, "This young master is very confident!"
It's a small trick that seems simple, but there is a distance between everything on the ground. The control of the force is not difficult for ordinary people. But for those who practice, it is really not worth mentioning, and it is not far away.
No, what's the fun in that? Wei Wuxian stepped back a long way and turned his back to the stall. The others laughed even more. Who knows the next moment, Wei Wuxian weighed the circle and threw it with his backhand.
The circle easily landed on the back shell of the porcelain turtle, just covering its head.
The stall owner and everyone else were stunned. Wei Wuxian looked back, smiled, raised the two remaining circles in his hand to Lan Wangji, and said, "Would you like to try it?"
Lan Wangji said: "Okay."
He walked up to Wei Wuxian and said, "What do you want?"
A small business on the street won't have any high-quality goods. They will all be trinkets of decent workmanship that look good from a distance. The big porcelain turtle that Wei Wuxian put on just now is already the most beautiful thing among them. Wei Wuxian looks at it.
After walking around for a while, the more I looked at them, the more I felt that they were all ugly, and I didn’t want any of them, so it was hard to make a choice. Suddenly I caught a glimpse of a very ugly little donkey stuffed animal. It was so ugly that it was impossible to ignore it at a glance. I said happily.
: "That one is pretty good, like a little apple, come on, come on, that one."
Lan Wangji nodded, stepped back a foot more than Wei Wuxian, and turned around. The circle was accurately caught.
Everyone roared and clapped their hands. Lan Wangji looked back at Wei Wuxian. He laughed loudly and jumped into the stall. He scooped up the little donkey on the ground, put it under his arm, and patted it as hard as possible, saying
: "Come again, come again!"
Lan Wangji also had a circle in his hand. He held it in his hand and weighed it gently and steadily twice. This time, he threw it back after a while and immediately turned around to check.
When he made a move, there were "Ouch" sounds all around. It turned out that the circle flew so crookedly that it didn't even touch the edge of the stall, but it landed on Wei Wuxian without any bias, trapping him.
Lived.
Wei Wuxian was stunned at first, and then he couldn't help laughing. Although everyone felt it was a pity, they all comforted him: "Not bad!" "Yeah, I've got several in the trap." "It's awesome!"
The stall owner rolled his eyes happily, breathed a sigh of relief, jumped up and gave a thumbs up: "Yes, that's amazing. What the young master said is really true. If I give you a few more traps, I'll lose all my money!"
"
Wei Wuxian smiled and said, "Okay, I know you don't dare to let us play anymore, we've had enough fun, right? Lan Zhan, let's go, let's go."
The stall owner said happily: "Let's go slowly."
It wasn't until the two of them walked side by side and disappeared into the bustling crowd that he suddenly remembered: "The third circle! They didn't give it back to me!!"
Wei Wuxian held the turtle in his left hand and the donkey in his right hand. After walking for a while, he said, "Lan Zhan, why didn't I notice before that you have so many little thoughts?"
Lan Wangji took the heavy porcelain turtle from his hand, and Wei Wuxian took the ring off his neck, put it on his head, and said, "Don't pretend you don't understand what I'm talking about.
I know you did it on purpose."
Lan Wangji held the big porcelain turtle with one hand and said, "Where will you put this when you get back?"
Wei Wuxian was actually stunned by his question.
The turtle was big and heavy, and the craftsmanship was not very good. It had a stupid head that was barely cute enough to look cute. But when Wei Wuxian took a closer look, he found that the craftsman was very careless, and a pair of mung bean eyes seemed to be pretty good.
The dots are cross-eyed. All in all, no matter how you look at them, they are incompatible with Yunshen. Where to place them is really a problem.
Wei Wuxian thought for a while and said, "Quiet room?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately shook his head and rejected it, saying: "The quiet room is only suitable for playing the piano and burning incense. It is too ugly to have such a big bastard in such a pure place where the sandalwood smoke curls up."
Lan Wangji heard him say that the quiet room is "a place of pure heart only suitable for playing the piano and burning incense." He glanced at him and seemed to hesitate to speak.
Wei Wuxian added, "But if you don't put it in the quiet room, but put it somewhere else in Yun Shen, you will definitely be thrown out immediately."
Lan Wangji nodded silently.
Wei Wuxian held it in for a long time, but finally he didn't have the nerve to say, "Put it secretly in your uncle's room. Don't say it was us." He slapped his thigh and said, "Okay. Let's put it in the orchid room."
Lan Wangji thought for a while and asked, "Why Lanshi."
Wei WuXian said, "You don't understand this. If you put it in the Lan Room and give lectures to Sizhui Jingyi and the others, if they are asked, you can tell them that this big tortoise is specially made to commemorate you.
The Xuanwu of Killing and Slaughtering was personally customized by an unruly craftsman who saw the beginning and end of the dragon. It contains great and far-reaching meanings, and is designed to inspire you, the descendants of the Gusu Lan Sect, to look up to the heroic figures of their predecessors and work hard. Although the slaughtering
Xuanwu is gone, but there must be things like the Suzaku Slaughter, the White Tiger Slaughter, the Blue Dragon Slaughter and so on, waiting for them. They must do something great that surpasses their predecessors and is earth-shattering."
"..."
"how?"
After a while, Lan Wangji said: "Very good."
So, a few days later, when Lan SiZhui, Lan Jingyi and others were receiving guidance from Han Guangjun, they looked up and saw a large porcelain turtle with rough workmanship and dull eyes lying behind Lan Wang's fuselage.
On the desk.
And out of some inexplicable shock, no one dared to ask why it appeared there. I will not mention this later...
After collecting several trophies into Qiankun Sleeve, the two of them retired with success.
Before coming, Wei Wuxian had boasted to Lan Wangji for a long time about the beautiful scenery of Yunmeng Baililian Lake, so naturally he wanted to drag him to the lake. He actually wanted to get a painted boat to indulge in luxury, but after searching for a long time, the lake
There was only a very small wooden boat tied to the side, moored on the water, looking like a weak willow that would sink into the water if someone stepped on it. It seemed a bit reluctant to put two big men in it, but there was nothing else.
Chosen.
Wei WuXian said, "You sit on this end, and I'll sit on the other end. Once you're seated, don't move around. If you're not careful, the boat will capsize."
Lan Wangji said: "Nothing's wrong, I'll save you if you fall into the water."
Wei WuXian said, “You’re talking like this, as if I can’t swim.”
The boat sailed past the huge and plump lotus flowers, all of which were full of pink. Wei Wuxian lay on the boat with his arms pillowed on his head. Because the boat was so small, his legs were almost resting on Lan Wangji's body.
.Lan Wangji didn’t say anything about this unscrupulous and ungrateful behavior.
The lake breeze was blowing and the water was flowing quietly. Wei Wuxian said, "This is the season when lotus flowers bloom. It's a pity that the lotus pods are not ripe yet, otherwise I could take you to pick lotus pods again."
Lan Wangji said: "You can come again."
Wei Wuxian said, "Yes! You can come again."
After shaking the oar a few times, Wei Wuxian looked at a place and was lost in thought for a while, then said, "There used to be an old man growing lotus pods in this area, but it seems he's gone now."
Lan Wangji said: "Yeah."
Wei Wuxian said, "He was very old when I was a child. It's been more than ten years now. If he hasn't passed away yet, he may be too old to walk or get out of the boat."
He turned around and said to Lan Wangji: "Back in Yunshenzhen, I encouraged you to go to Lotus Pier to play, and I especially wanted you to come with me to steal lotus pods from him. Do you know why?"
For Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji always answered his questions and responded to his requests. He said seriously: "I don't know. Why?"
Wei Wuxian blinked his left eye at him, and said with a smile: "Because that old man's bamboo pen is very good at hitting people. When he hits people, it hurts more than your ruler. I thought at that time, I must
I want to deceive Lan Zhan and let him suffer like this."
Hearing this, Lan Wangji smiled slightly. The clear light of the cold moon in the lake was reflected in his smile.
In an instant, Wei Wuxian felt dizzy. Involuntarily, a smile spread on his face.
He said: "Okay, I admit..."
As the sky and the earth spun, there was a loud crash, water splashed several feet high, and the boat capsized.
Wei Wuxian got out of the water, wiped his face, and said, "I just told you to sit still and don't swing around. If you're not careful, the boat will capsize!"
Lan Wangji swam over, and Wei Wuxian saw how calm he still looked after falling into the water. He laughed so much that he almost drank a few sips of water: "Who got there first? It's like this!"
Lan Wangji said: "I don't know. It could be me."
Wei Wuxian said, “Okay, it could be me!”
The two laughed and grabbed each other in the water, hugged themselves hard, and kissed each other.
After their lips separated, Wei Wuxian raised his hand and continued what he had just said, "I admit, I just talked nonsense. At that time, I just wanted to play with you."
Lan Wangji put a hand on his waist, and Wei Wuxian got on the boat again. He turned around and extended his hand to catch him, saying, "So, you should also be honest, Lan Zhan."
Lan Wangji also got on the boat, handed him a piece of red rope, and said, "What do you want to tell me?"
Wei Wuxian bit the piece of red rope, tied up the loose black hair in the water with both hands, and said, "Tell me, do you think the same thing as me?" He said seriously, "Do you know that you
They rejected me so coldly every time, which really made me lose face."
Lan Wangji said: "You can try it now and see if there is anything I can do to reject you."
Wei Wuxian was choked by the sudden words that hit his heart, but Lan Wangji still looked calm and composed, as if he didn't realize what he said at all. Wei Wuxian raised his forehead and said: "You... Hanguang-Jun
, let’s discuss it, please say hello before you talk about love, otherwise I won’t be able to resist.”
Lan Wangji nodded and said, "Okay."
Wei Wuxian said, “Lan Zhan, you are such a person!”
There are no words to say, only laughter and hugs.
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The author has something to say:
For some well-known reasons, I will put JJ in the extra chapter first. Let’s talk about it briefly.
The two prototypes of "Seizing the Door" and "The Iron Hook" are independent short stories that I conceived when I was in college. They were originally called "A Ghost Enters the Door" and "Pull Out the Tongue" (. At that time, I had a rough outline of the ghost story, but I was not satisfied with it no matter how much I changed it.
, I thought it was weird, so I put it aside. However, it felt like a pity not to use the plot I thought of, so I dug it out without giving up, rearranged it radically, and finally put it to good use.
"Securing the Door" is a short note about a night hunt after forgetting envy and retiring to seclusion. The small life of hunting monsters, playing around with pension, and taking care of the baby was relaxing and comfortable.
"Iron Hook" is a night hunting class taught by the Yiling ancestors with their children. The writing process was more difficult, and the ghost part was revised more than a dozen times. But I have a problem. When I look back at the text I wrote, there are always areas I want to revise.
My hands are still itchy now, but time waits for no one, so everyone just makes do with it.
[To be honest, I have been using Yeguo to read and catch up on books recently. I can switch sources and read aloud with many sounds. www. Android and Apple are available.]
I still quite like this kind of 1~2W word short stories about strange things.
"Lotus Powder" was originally intended to be a short story about catching ghosts in Yunshenzhuchu and the children of Lotus Pier during a cool summer, but it was eventually written as a warm daily life in the countryside. In short, although the WiFi in childhood failed to lure the second brother back to Lotus Pier to eat and drink
Having fun, but Wangxian and the two children still completed a magical relationship while consciously and unconsciously thinking about each other!
The original intention of the article "Yunmeng" is this: After WiFi caused trouble in Yunshen and was sent back to Lotus Pier, Mr. Lan had a dream. He dreamed that he and WiFi went to Yunmeng to play, and WiFi invited him to eat all kinds of food.
Snacks and lotus pods. Of course, he didn't go there at the time, but he eventually went when he grew up.
Therefore, the meaning of this title is actually "The clouds are deep and a dream comes true."