If it's extremely hot in summer, then it's going to be sultry as autumn approaches, especially at this time, which is the season of autumn tigers.
However, no matter how sultry the weather is, it cannot stop the excitement of various universities today.
After getting off the school bus, Su Wang saw that the originally peaceful campus was already decorated with various banners and blessings from various colleges and various societies.
“The Department of Civil Engineering warmly welcomes this new class of students.”
"The Department of Computer Science welcomes the freshmen of 2009."
The slogan has no innovation at all. It seems that it comes from a man with a science major. In comparison, it is more interesting if it is a liberal arts man.
"We don't care where you come from, we will only guide you where to go. You are a freshman in the Department of Philosophy in 2009"——
Department of Philosophy, Shuimu University
"When the sun rises in the east, I am the only one who is undefeated. I am mechanically majestic and dominate the world."——
Department of Mechanical Engineering, Shuimu University.
"Little goblins, you are finally here."——
Hungry Civil Engineering Department.
“Speak with facts and be the guardian of news.”——
Department of Journalism, Shuimu University.
"If you train in the military, it will be a rainy day."——
Department of Humanities and Care, Shuimu University.
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Su Wang took the time to enjoy the excitement and the passing campus beauties. This was the advantage of reporting alone.
Look at the freshmen who are accompanied by their parents. They don't dare to look directly at the girls, so they can only take a few peeks, and then act like a good boy in front of their parents.
These cool and bold girls, like tropical fish, shuttled in front of the freshmen, instantly catching a lot of looks before leaving in a fluttering manner.
Su Wang went to college in his previous life, so he knew very well that these girls were not freshmen this year, because girls who had just gone through three years of high school struggle did not know how to dress themselves up like this, and their clothes were not much different from those in high school.
Therefore, looking at the shining eyes of the freshmen boys, Su Wang lamented for them, these women are destined to be unavailable to you. The real targets you should pay attention to are those simple little girls.
Discovering beauty from simplicity is what you should do.
Following the signs, Su Wang came to the registration point of the Department of Business Administration where he was located, Canteen No. 3!
After a cursory glance, Su Wang found that there were quite a few girls in the Department of Business Administration, and they were colorful and eye-catching. However, when Su Wang entered the cafeteria, a few girls walked out and were discussing in low voices.
What.
"Those seniors are very average. It seems that there are no handsome guys in our department."
"You don't know this. Most of the people who come out to welcome new students and help move things are not wanted."
Seeing the disappointed expressions of these girls, Su Wang glanced at the seniors who were enthusiastically introducing and guiding the new students, and silently mourned for them for three seconds in his heart.
However, Su Wang felt that the girl was right. Most of the boys who welcomed the newcomers did not have girlfriends. As for why they did not have girlfriends, it was naturally because they were ugly.
Those seniors who are handsome and have girlfriends, as their girlfriend's seniors, know the purpose of recruiting new boys, how can they give up the opportunity for their boyfriends to get in touch with the little goblin.
Su Wang even recalled the conversation between the brothers in the dormitory during their sophomore year in the previous life.
Roommate A: "The college entrance examination is coming soon. I'm so nervous. I can't sleep at night. I'm so upset."
Roommate B: "You're already in your sophomore year, why should you be nervous?"
Roommate A: "This exam determines the quality of the next class of students. Can I not be nervous?"
All roommates: "I'll go... We all got nervous when you said that."
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For seniors who don’t have girlfriends in their sophomore or junior years, freshmen are their chance every year. Unfortunately, the sophomores and juniors look down on them. Most of the freshmen
Same thing.
The registration procedure is very simple, just fill in the form, pay the money, get the invoice, and finally go to the next location with a bunch of invoices.
Bedroom!
Before he entered the dormitory, Su Wang saw the banner hanging on the corridor of the dormitory, which made him feel the strong disdain from the dormitory management department.
"Junior, it doesn't matter if the jade trees are facing the wind. If you don't sweep the whole house, how can you be a man?"
“A warm welcome to the new students of the class of 2009 from all over the world.”
Two banners, first to show off one's power and then to be gentle, Su Wang suspected that the person in charge of the dormitory management department should be familiar with Sun Tzu's Art of War and the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
The dormitory was very lively, with many people coming in and out, including men, women and children. Su Wang went to the dormitory manager based on the receipt in his hand to get the key to the dormitory and walked towards his dormitory.
308!
This is Su Wang's dormitory. When Su Wang walked to the door of the dormitory, he found that there were already many people in the dormitory.
With a glance, Su Wang knew that his three roommates were already here. In addition to the three roommates, there were also their relatives, two middle-aged women who were busy wiping the table and bed, and the fathers
They are communicating there.
The topics range from the establishment of diplomatic relations between China and the United States to the current situation in the Middle East, and even the current domestic economic situation is discussed...
People who don’t know it might think they have walked into the National Institute of Foreign Studies.
Su Wang's three roommates were not idle either, and the topics they talked about were all high-end.
"You should also read Maupassant's "Ball of Suet"."
"Yes, I like this book very much, because from this book I can see a microcosm of our country during the Anti-Japanese War."
"You're right. In fact, sometimes it's the heroine, Ball of Suif, who is at the bottom of society. They usually suffer from the contempt and ridicule of the so-called upper class. In the face of the dignity of the nation and the country, they are better able to hold on to themselves.
bottom line."
"Speaking of Ball-of-Fat, have you ever read O. Henry's "The Cop and the Hymn"? It was also written about the low-level people, and it also reflected the darkness of American society at that time."
"Compared to O. Henry, I still prefer Chekhov's works, especially his works. Not only are the plots designed very cleverly, but the background meaning behind them is worth savoring carefully."
Listen, what does it mean to be a top student? This is the quality of Shuimu University students.
Su Wang sighed in his heart, then greeted everyone and introduced himself to each other.
The oldest one is named Liu Jian. He is tall and tall. He is from Shandong. He is very honest that he is a repeat student. He was admitted to Shuimu University after repeating for one year.
Of course, repeating studies does not mean that Xu Hao's grades are not good. During the new year's exam, Xu Hao passed the first line. It's just that he had great ambitions and was unwilling to go to non-985 universities, so he finally chose to repeat studies for one year.
The second oldest is Xu Hao, who comes from Hunan, has fair skin, wears a pair of thick myopia glasses, and is very polite.
Ranked third is Su Wang, and the youngest is Shen Zidong, who comes from Qionghai Province. This can be felt from his slightly dark skin and the beach-style pants he wears.
After a brief self-introduction, and finally on the recommendation of several parents, Su Wang became the dormitory manager of dormitory 308.
The reason why these parents recommended Su Wang to be the dormitory director is very simple, because Su Wang signed up alone, which is already very impressive in the minds of these parents.
Su Wang obviously noticed that when these fathers suggested that he should be the dormitory director, a look of hesitation flashed across the face of the eldest brother Liu Jian, and his lips moved, but in the end he said nothing.
Thanks to a few hard-working mothers, Su Wang's bed had also been cleaned, and it was the lower bunk near the door.
This position can't be said to be good, but Su Wang doesn't care, because he won't live in the dormitory for too many days in the future. The thought of starting a life with Tang Jin soon brings a happy smile to his lips. .
It was approaching noon, and several parents proposed to have a meal together. As a son, naturally he couldn't object, and Su Wang didn't know how to be a man without giving face, so the group of people had a meal in the school cafeteria.
After dinner and wine, the father's earnest instructions and the mother's tearful farewell were such a farewell scene. Su Wang even saw the second son Xu Hao wiping the tears from his eyes.
Ten minutes later, the three roommates tearfully sent their parents off campus and back to their dormitories.
"I'm finally liberated, haha, it's so cool."
"Me too, you don't know, when I first registered, I saw a beautiful girl, but because my parents were nearby, I didn't dare to look at her more, and I missed the opportunity to know her name."
Seeing the completely different expressions and words of his roommates, Su Wang suddenly had the illusion that he had entered the wrong dormitory.
Is this the same college student who previously discussed foreign literature and worried about the national economy?
What about the promised academic attitude?
Su Wang understood the truth that no matter how awesome the academics were, they still couldn't escape the essence of college students, and Su Wang had a profound experience of this over time.
There is not much difference between the undergraduates of Shuimu University and the undergraduates of other students.
"When you registered, did you pay attention to the girls in our class? I looked at the registration list and there should be quite a few girls in our class."
"The fourth child is amazing, he can also find this."
"What kind of boy is this? There is a big difference between the names of boys and girls."
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The entire afternoon was spent chatting.
In the evening, the four people from Su Wang's dormitory went to the cafeteria to queue up for meals. There were many people in the cafeteria. The four of them ate while observing the girls around them.
These top students from their respective high schools have long been brainwashed by their high school teachers about how wonderful college life is, and they are naturally very excited at this moment.
"Look, this senior in stockings is so beautiful." Liu Jian, the boss, spotted the target, and Su Wang and others also looked over there.
"She's pretty, but a little fat." Lao Si commented.
"I think this figure is the best, mainly because of the long legs and stockings, which must be tender and smooth to the touch."
Su Wang looked at the perverts of the eldest and fourth child, and then at the serious look of the second child wearing glasses, and sighed in his heart, fortunately, the dormitory is not full of perverts.
Soon, it was the second child's turn to go to the window serving food. Looking at the aunt serving food, the second child blurted out: "Bring me a bowl of silk stockings."
Well……
Su Wang decided to take back his previous judgment on the second son Xu Hao.