Before Tang Jin signed up, the flow of people in front of the English Association's booth was not very busy, and it was even deserted compared to the crowds of several other nearby societies.
Although speaking English is a skill that every student must master, for students at Shuimu University who are interested in studying abroad, they will prepare for TOEFL and IELTS by themselves. If they want to improve their spoken English, they can also go to the school’s English Corner and
Foreign student exchange.
The English Association seems a bit useless.
However, after Tang Jin signed up, especially after those senior students deliberately dragged Tang Jin to chat while Tang Jin was holding the English Association membership card, the number of people who signed up instantly increased.
Among them, the majority are men, and this number is growing rapidly.
Afterwards, the senior student in charge of registration was already too busy. In desperation, the two senior students who were chatting with Tang Jin had no choice but to go over to help, and Tang Jin was able to get away and walk away.
When Su Wang and Tang Jin left, there was a conversation between the English Association seniors and the applicants.
"Classmate, you're a Japanese major. If you don't apply to the Japanese Association, why would you apply to our English Association?"
"Although I major in Japanese, I prefer English."
“If you like English, why don’t you apply for an English major?”
"It wasn't until I got to school that I realized what I liked more was English. I regretted it too!"
…
Su Wang was silent for a while, admiring the student's saucy words. They were really saucy, and he could say such things.
After walking around the campus with Tang Jin for a while, Su Wang sent Tang Jin back to the downstairs of the girls' dormitory, and then turned around and returned to the dormitory. After a while, the second child Xu Hao and the fourth child Shen Zidong also came back.
"Third brother, you should really go with us. You've really learned a lot. I didn't expect there are so many clubs in our school."
"It's really diverse, covering all kinds of religions and schools. You don't know, I even saw a comic club. They were all comics from the island country. There were also a few comics drawn by the club members themselves. The paintings were very beautiful.
"
When Su Wang saw the wretched look on the fourth child's face, he knew what the comic was about.
In a certain cultural aspect, the island country’s export capability is very strong, and it has also benefited many people.
Of course, Su Wang also knew that it was impossible for the dignified Shuimu University Comics Club to draw such vulgar comics. Even if they were to draw them, they would hide them and enjoy them for themselves. To show them out in such an open and honest manner was probably just to deceive a group of new members.
"This is nothing. It is said that a beautiful new student signed up for the English Association tonight, which instantly caused a stir in the entire club. The number of applicants has reached more than two hundred."
"It's a pity that when the fourth child and I rushed over, the beautiful freshman had already left. But according to the boys next to us, that girl is definitely the beauty of our freshmen class. It is said that she is from the law department."
When Xu Hao said this, he suddenly looked at Su Wang and said, "Lao San, you said your girlfriend is also a law major. Why don't you help find out about this beautiful freshman?"
Well……
The corners of Su Wang's mouth twitched and he asked, "Hey, you are talking about my girlfriend."
"Don't count on it, that's my girlfriend."
In order to prevent these two wolves from doing anything, Su Wang felt that he should tell them the truth, but after he finished speaking, Xu Hao and Shen Zidong were really stunned.
A few seconds later...
"Lao San, your joke is not funny at all."
"Third brother, that's not what I'm talking about. Although you look... well... you're pretty good, but you're still a bit different from the school belle's boyfriend."
"That's right. Third brother, you have to have a certain temper when joking."
Seeing the two of them laughing, Su Wang also smiled, and at this moment, the boss opened the bedroom door and walked in.
"I'm exhausted."
As soon as he entered the dormitory, the boss Liu Jian lay down directly on his bed, as if he was paralyzed.
"Boss, what did you do this night?"
"I gave some fruits to the girls, and invited some male classmates from other dormitories to have sex. It cost me more than 300 yuan, and I feel so sad."
"Boss, you are going too far. You are inviting people from other dormitories to have dinner instead of our dormitory." The fourth child said with a dissatisfied look on his face.
"We brothers don't have to be so outgoing. No, I brought you some fruit and I'll wash it for you."
As if knowing that his behavior would dissatisfy his dormitory brothers, Liu Jian consciously took the fruit to the bathroom and washed it. After washing, he put it on the table.
"For the sake of your sincerity, boss, I will forgive you this time."
The second brother, Xu Hao, was very satisfied with his elder brother's actions. He picked up a peach and put it into his mouth. The brothers ate the fruit and chatted.
"What about the association you are talking about? I talked to my fellow senior student today and he said that generally after the association has filled up the recruitment of new people, it will not set up stalls to recruit new people, but this does not mean that it cannot continue to recruit new people.
Sign up, after all, this club thing, they want more and more people to sign up, so they can collect more membership fees."
The boss shared all the information he found out tonight for free.
"You can go directly to the English Association tomorrow to sign up. Of course, there will be no problem if you don't make it so obvious."
"That's a good idea, but where is the English Society?"
"Yes, except for the members of the club, we don't know the address of a club like this at all."
"Let's ask someone. Let me ask my senior fellow student. He should know. If it doesn't work, we can just ask people when we see them on the road."
"You can just go to BBS and ask."
Xu Hao took out his laptop. He came from a good family. In fact, except for a few students from poor families, the students who can get into Shuimu University are not from poor families. After all, it costs money to train a college student.
, and the cost of training a college student from Shuimu University is even higher.
And even for a poor student, once he is admitted to Shuimu University, the city and county, including the town, village, and the school's bonuses will be enough for him to live a good life in school, and it is not difficult to buy a laptop.
After going to the exclusive forum of Shuimu University, Xu Hao registered an account. After some verification, he started posting. Because he heard what the boss said not to be too obvious, Xu Hao thought about it and wrote the title.
.
Help: What is the name of the association next to the school English association?
"This title is tactful enough so that no one can see our intentions. This is called saving the country through curves."
Xu Hao looked proud, and the students at Shuimu University were also very enthusiastic, and soon there were many replies.
"The poster asked, is the English association on the left or the right?"
Xu Hao: "On the left."
"The one on the left is the French Association."
Xu Hao: "Then how should the French Association go?"
"Just turn left after exiting the English Association. The offices of the two associations are on the same floor."
Xu Hao:……
"Is there something wrong with the IQ of this group of people? Do I still need this answer from him?"
Xu Hao was a little dissatisfied, but Su Wang felt that the answer was correct, but Xu Hao would not give up just like that, and then typed a reply: "Of course I know that you can get there by turning left from the English Association, but I have only been to English
I joined the association once and forgot the way."
"English Department Building 3, 4th Floor."
After getting the answer, Xu Hao showed a happy face. He searched the school map from the forum and finally found the location on the 4th floor of Building 3 of the English Department.
"Boy, why did you delete the post?"
Seeing that Xu Hao deleted the post after getting the answer, the boss asked curiously.
Xu Hao showed a proud smile on his face and said: "You don't understand. I guess the news that there is a freshman school beauty in the English Association will soon spread. Many freshmen perverts will also go to the forum. If this post is kept, wouldn't it be for them?
Opportunity."
"The best way to face competitors is not to leave any chance for them. When I was in high school, I was the first in our school. The guy who was second in the school chased me very closely. Every time I took the test, he was only ten points behind me.
Come on, in order to completely defeat him, as long as there are any activities in the school, such as "Three Good Students", student representative speeches, and scholarships, I will grab everything I can from him, even if it is an insignificant general exam, I will give it my all
I kept going and didn't give him any chance to surpass me. In the end, he chose to transfer to a school next door."
Su Wang and the others looked at the proud look on Xu Hao's face. They could imagine the psychological shadow of the second student. If they encountered such a ruthless person like the second student, they would choose to transfer to another school.
"Okay, I've already found out the location. Go to bed quickly. Class will begin tomorrow."
After the boss spoke, the fourth child, Shen Zidong, went to the bathroom to wash up. After a while, he came out, wiped his face with a towel, and said doubtfully: "Why does my face feel itchy? Is it because the sun peeled off my face during military training?"
"Fourth, you are still peeling off your skin. You are the most lazy in the whole military training. If you peel off your skin, then we are all Africans." Xu Hao retorted.
Su Wang glanced at the fourth child's face, which was a little red. At this moment, the fourth child was scratching with his hands, and he had already scratched out several red marks.
"Could it be a skin allergy?"
"How is it possible? I have never had skin allergies. Besides, I didn't have allergies during military training. How could I have allergies now?"
The fourth child's answer made Su Wang a little confused, and he who was originally sitting on the fourth bed on the lower bunk had climbed onto his own bed on the upper bunk and said weakly in a voice not much louder than a mosquito:
"It seems that I just wiped the peach with this towel."
"Liu Jian, I will fight with you."
Bang bang crackle!
Coincidentally, the lights in the dormitory were turned off at this time, so Su Wang and Xu Hao could only feel the earthquake-like vibration coming from the bed next door.
"That's alright, I won't hit someone in the face."
"I just want to slap you in the face, and you will disfigure me."
"If you don't let go, I'm going to fight back."
"Yeah, just fight back."
"Take advantage of my move to overwhelm the mountain."