The welcome parties of all major departments have concluded one after another!
On Shuimu University's bbs, information about the orientation parties of various departments was also broadcast by various students.
But whether it was the miserable bachelors of the Department of Physics or the beauties of the School of Art, this time there was no sensation like the Orientation Party of the Department of Law.
Tang Jin, a freshman in the Department of Law, won the title of department flower as soon as she entered the school. At the orientation party, she was presented with flowers by a boy and finally left the auditorium with her fingers intertwined. This news shocked the entire Shuimu University.
The male students in the law department are wailing on the Internet one by one. They must find out the identity of this boy, and then...then ask him for advice on how to chase girls.
Of course, there will always be people fishing in troubled waters online.
"I am Tang Jin's boyfriend."
"I am the one holding Tang Jin's hand."
"Shocking, the identity of Tang Jin's boyfriend turns out to be..."
This kind of posts keep appearing on BBS. At first, everyone was a little shocked, but after reading more, they became numb.
Of course, there are also people who are really serious about investigating.
"After careful investigation by me, Holmes Zhang, the boy's identity has begun to emerge."
This is a post made by a freshman in the law department. According to what he said, although the boy's face was not exposed, the boy was holding so many flowers, so the flower seller must have been impressed, so he went to look for it.
Zhang Ke, who was selling flowers outside the auditorium, learned from Zhang Ke that this boy was not from their law department.
According to my analysis, the other party is not a student of our law department, but he did not come into the auditorium when the party started, but came in a hurry after the party had already started. Therefore, we can draw a conclusion: the boy should have been raped by someone in the evening.
Some things delayed the time.
However, from a psychological perspective, if Goddess Tang Jin was my girlfriend and knew that the goddess was going to give a speech, she would definitely arrange everything in advance and not miss sending flowers to the goddess. You know, according to Zhang Ke
Yes, the boy almost failed to enter the auditorium, and he had to rely on Zhang Ke to enter the backstage of the auditorium.
What does this mean? It means that the boy was held back by something extremely important at night and couldn't leave even if he wanted to.
So what could be so important? I analyzed it carefully and found that there was only one possibility, that is, the boy probably attended the orientation party of his department last night, and there might have been a performance, so he couldn't leave.
Some friends may ask why it is a program for the New Year's Party and not other things, such as encountering some unexpected situations.
This possibility does exist, but it is very small, because if you really encounter an unexpected situation, you will not be in the mood to send flowers, so this situation can almost be ruled out.
Now, here comes the critical situation. I checked the orientation parties of major departments last night and found that three departments had their orientation parties an hour earlier than ours. These three departments were the Department of Mechanical Engineering and the Department of Economics and Management.
There is a humanities department.
However, I rejected the Mechanical Department at the first opportunity. It’s not that I look down on the science and engineering men in the Mechanical Department, but they really don’t have the romantic gene to lay flowers in the auditorium.
Now the only ones left are the Department of Humanities and the Department of Economics and Management. These two departments are a bit difficult to judge, but thinking back to what the flower seller Zhang Ke said, the boy was very generous and bought all the flowers in one go, which proved
The financial strength of the boy is not bad, and he is probably the second generation of rich people.
Generally speaking, elders have the idea of inheriting their father's business, especially those who are rich, and hope that their sons can inherit their own companies in the future. Therefore, a rich second generation is most likely to choose an economics and management major.
Based on all the above judgments, I came to the conclusion that Tang Jin's boyfriend is a boy from the Department of Economics and Management, and he also performed at the Department of Economics and Management's welcome party.
"Shuimu University is really full of talents. Third brother, you can no longer hide your identity."
Su Wang looked at the laptop screen that Xu Hao pushed towards him. After reading this post, he was also shocked by the thoughtfulness of the person who posted it.
With only such limited conditions, we can infer so accurately that Shuimu University is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger.
"If you can't hide it, then you can't hide it. I don't intend to hide it either."
Su Wang had a calm look on his face. He had no intention of hiding his relationship with Tang Jin. He believed that as soon as this post came out, his identity would be exposed soon.
I am a freshman representative of the Department of Economics and Management, and there is a video recording of the party. Anyone who cares can tell his identity from his clothes by comparison.
"Don't worry, in a few days, when I expose the Zhang Maocai incident, no one will care about you and your third sister-in-law anymore."
Xu Hao is very confident. The beauty plan has progressed to the last step and has been implemented perfectly.
"Second child, third child, let's go and have a drink!"
While Su Wang and Xu Hao were chatting, the door to the dormitory opened, revealing the boss Liu Jian with a depressed expression on his face.
"Drinking? Why are you drinking in broad daylight? Boss, didn't you go to the student union for a meeting? Did you get criticized?"
"The student union is just a bunch of bastards. These people don't understand what a good article is. I have decided to quit the student union."
The boss, Liu Jian, began to curse the student union, starting from Zhang Ming, the new chairman of the student union, to their minister. Su Wang and Xu Hao knew that the boss was angry at this time, so they ignored him and turned their attention to the student union who went to the student union with the boss.
Shen Zidong.
"Isn't the Propaganda Department of the Student Union writing articles and manuscripts for the New Year's Eve Party? The boss and our class secretary Zhang Yuanyuan both wrote their own articles. As a result, the Propaganda Department adopted Zhang Yuanyuan's article."
Shen Zidong spread his hands and explained, "The boss couldn't bear the anger and thought it must be a secret operation. He quarreled with their minister and finally decided to withdraw from the student union."
"The student union is so dark. I read Boss's article. Both the literary talent and the photos he took are very exciting." Xu Hao said with some confusion.
"Second brother, you can see that the student union has become shady. This is all intentional. I think this woman Zhang Yuanyuan is scheming. She may have hooked up with someone high up in the student union."
Liu Jian had a determined expression on his face. If there wasn't a shady secret, how could he have lost to Zhang Yuanyuan.
"That's not the case. After all, the appearance of our league secretary has a sad face. The senior leaders of the student union don't have such strong tastes." Shen Zidong expressed his opinion.
"No matter what, I have resigned from the student union anyway. Let's go have a drink."
"Drink, what are you drinking, Liu Jian, I heard that you had an argument with your minister in the student union earlier?"
Another figure appeared at the door of the dormitory. Guo Shuang, who had not been to the dormitory for a while, walked in again with a cigarette in his mouth.
"Brother Shuang, how did you know?" Liu Jian saw Guo Shuang and asked in confusion.
"Your minister called me. You are still too young. Let me show you. This is the manuscript written by that girl. After reading it, you will know why your manuscript will not be used."
Guo Shuang held a manuscript in his hand. Liu Jian was holding his breath and did not read it immediately. Shen Zidong, the fourth child who was closest to the dormitory door, took it first. After reading it, he handed it to Su Wang. Su Wang looked at it. After that, he gave it to Xu Hao.
After the three of them read the manuscript, they looked at the boss with a hint of sympathy. Based on the content of Zhang Yuanyuan's manuscript, the boss did not lose unfairly this time.
The boss's manuscript described every program at the party. The article focused on the freshmen's vitality. It also included many photos he took of highlights of the programs.
But in Zhang Yuanyuan's manuscript, the photos are of the dean's speech and Zhang Ming's speech. Of course, there are also photos of Su Wang. The focus of the article is to highlight the care of the department leaders for the freshmen, especially after the party. A photo of the dean going backstage and shaking hands with the students hosting the party.
If I want to summarize it.
Liu Jian Article Center: This is a wonderful party created with the joint efforts of all freshmen in the department.
Zhang Yuanyuan Article Center: This is a wonderful party created by the joint efforts of all freshmen in the department under the guidance and encouragement of department leaders and teachers.
According to the subject, predicate, object and attributive complement of sentences taught in primary school Chinese, when the subject, predicate and object are the same, the boss loses out on the attributive.
The boss, Liu Jian, finally read Zhang Yuanyuan's manuscript. After reading it, he remained silent for a long time. Su Wang and others looked at the boss with worried faces, fearing that the stimulation he suffered would be too great and he could not bear it.
Guo Shuang even picked up his cell phone. If he found something was wrong, he would immediately dial 120.
"How can you be bright when you are born with beauty?"
After a long time, the boss Liu Jian suddenly sighed. Hearing the boss's sigh, Su Wang and the others breathed a sigh of relief. It's good that nothing happened.
"How can you be bright when you are born with love? How can you be safe before you are alone?" Xu Hao, the second oldest boy on the side, followed up.
The boss, who was still sighing, suddenly lit up when he heard Xu Hao's words. The next moment, he grabbed the manuscript in his hand and strode out of the dormitory.
"Boss, why are you going?"
"Boss, you don't want to challenge Zhang Yuanyuan, do you? Violence cannot solve the problem."
"I'll go take a look."
Guo Shuang also hurriedly followed out of the dormitory. This incident happened because of him. If something really happened, he would also be responsible.
Su Wang was not worried that the boss would do something extraordinary. He had a good grasp of the boss's character. He had the boldness and grandeur of the Shandong people, but he was actually not very courageous.
"I have to go to the law department, so I won't have dinner with you tonight."
"Third brother, you are now the public enemy of the boys in the law department. It is too unsafe to go there alone. I will accompany you. Don't worry, I won't be a light bulb. You can ask third sister-in-law to take Miao Ting in their dormitory. Ting come out."
The fourth child, Shen Zidong, heard Su Wang's words and said quickly.
Su Wang rolled his eyes. He was quite moved when he heard half of it. After hearing it, he silently put away the emotion. The first part of Laosi's sentence was all nonsense, but the key point was the last three words: Miao Tingting .