The eldest brother glanced at the slippers under his feet, then at the second eldest son, Xu Hao, and walked towards the bathroom without stopping.
"Lao San, it's great that you are back. You don't know how sad my life was when you were not in the dormitory."
Xu Hao looked at Su Wang who pushed the door open and started to complain.
In fact, after the National Day in October, Su Wang and Tang Jin moved out to live in a villa in the community. They occasionally went back to the dormitory for a few days a month, and today happened to be the day when he went back to the dormitory.
"Second brother, I see your face is flushed, it doesn't look like you are having a hard time." Su Wang asked doubtfully.
"You don't know if you are not in the dormitory. In the past two months, I have bought three pairs of slippers alone. Three pairs, what is the concept? Our dormitory has lost three pairs of slippers in the past two months, but
Every time the boss and the fourth boss force me to buy it."
Hearing Xu Hao's words, Su Wang couldn't help but smile. If students who have lived in dormitories across the country were to discuss what is the most common thing to lose in a dormitory, slippers would definitely rank first.
No matter how many people there are in a dormitory, in the end, someone will always lose his slippers, and no matter whether the student has money or no money, he will not take the initiative to buy slippers for himself, because he will always feel that in the future,
One day, the lost slippers will appear automatically.
In fact, Su Wang was also present when Su Wang lost his slippers for the first time in his dormitory. At that time, the eldest son lost his slippers. The eldest brother went to the school canteen to buy a new pair of slippers on the spot. However, on the third day after he bought the new slippers, he
One day, I found the missing slipper from under a bed.
Su Wang clearly remembered the expression on the boss's face when the fourth child took out the box from under the bed and dragged out the boss's lost slipper. It was an expression that could not be described in words. From then on,
Regarding slippers, the boss believes in a philosophy. It is not terrible to lose slippers, as long as you wait for a while, they will appear naturally.
And this period of time may be a few hours, it may be a day, it may be a few days, or it may be a semester. During this period, it is enough to wear someone else's slippers.
When it comes to slippers, Su Wang's dormitory does not implement the principle of sanctity of private property, but implements the principle of violence. Xu Hao is the weakest in the entire dormitory, so he does not have a share in every fight for slippers.
"Third brother, I'm done."
Not long after Su Wang returned to the dormitory, the fourth child, Shen Zidong, walked into the dormitory with a painful expression on his face.
"What's the matter? Did you, Fourth, find out that you were using binoculars to peek into the girls' dormitory?"
The eldest brother happened to come out of the bathroom at this time. When he heard what the fourth son said, Shen Zidong, he looked serious. He patted the fourth son on the shoulder and said: "Fourth brother, the time has come to test your loyalty to the revolution. Remember, we are the only ones in the dormitory.
You were the only one who peeked."
"Whoever peeked at the girls' dormitory, I was just admiring it."
Shen Zidong rolled his eyes, and Su Wang couldn't laugh or cry at the side. Speaking of which, the freshmen of Shuimu University are really talented. A guy in the next dormitory is an astronomy enthusiast. He bought a small telescope and put it in the dormitory at night.
It was used to observe the stars, but in the end, it became a weapon targeting the girls' dormitory.
Originally this was the secret of the dormitory, but one night, the boss was standing on the balcony of the dormitory, lamenting that he had not been recognized for his talent, when he noticed a long thing sticking out from the next door, followed by several sneaky sounds.
"Wow, this is good."
"That's right on point. It turns out our squad leader is so knowledgeable."
The boss, who considers himself a young man of the new generation in society, found out about the shameless behavior of some animals in the next door dormitory, and naturally wanted to criticize him. At the same time, he threatened to report it to the other team leader if he disagreed. The boss signed a contract with the next door dormitory over the ownership of the telescope. treaty.
The first three and five students will go to dormitory 308, and the second, fourth and sixth students will go to dormitory 309. On Sunday, everyone can get together to discuss and communicate.
"Appreciation cannot be called peeping, peeping! Can the things of scholars be considered peeping? Look at those literati in ancient times, who lingered on the banks of the Qinhuai River and stayed in brothels and red boats. That's not called piao. Then It’s called finding inspiration.”
Shen Zidong retorted, and then realized that this was not what he wanted to say.
"Boss, you almost took the topic off topic. What I want to say is that today I saw Miao Tingting and a boy walking very close. They were talking and laughing. It was like they were working together..."
Listening to the fourth child's story, Su Wang probably knew what was going on, regardless of the derogatory terms.
When the fourth child was walking around the school after class today, he saw Miao Tingting and a boy strolling around the campus. The boy should be pretty good-looking. We can conclude from the dirty look in the fourth child's mouth that generally speaking, love rivals They slander each other.
The more severe the slander is, the more fearful the other person is in his heart. If the boy is really ugly, the fourth child will not use such words to describe him.
According to Lao Si's description, Miao Tingting betrayed him and got together with a bitch, but Su Wang knew that Lao Si liked Miao Tingting, but Miao Tingting never agreed and had no intention of doing so. 's statement.
"Boss, second brother, third brother...I have already decided."
The fourth child had a determined expression on his face, and the boss secretly gave Xu Hao a look. Xu Hao stood up from his seat, pretended to be casual and walked to the bedroom door, then closed the door and locked it from the inside.
"Fourth brother, impulsiveness is the devil. Think about your family and your future. Don't do things that will make your relatives and enemies happy because of impulse. You still have a lot of youth, so you are The rising sun has an infinite future."
The fourth child listened carefully to the boss's sincere persuasion at first, but after listening for a while, he realized something was wrong and interrupted the boss directly, "What are you talking about, boss? I have decided to confess my love to Miao Tingting."
After the fourth child said these words, there was a moment of silence in the dormitory. The second child, Xu Hao, opened the door and walked back to his seat. The boss took back his hand on the fourth child's shoulder. As for Su Wang, he lay on his bed with his eyes closed to relax. stand up.
"Damn it, I won't do this with you. This is the first time in my life that I have confessed my love. You must give me some advice."
No one responded!
"Boss, in the next month, I will give you all my telescope time."
"Second brother, my notebook will be yours for the next month."
The fourth child reluctantly stated the conditions, and finally looked at Su Wang, "Third brother, you are already a winner in life. You have nothing missing. But you have to help your brothers. One person's wealth is not rich, but common prosperity is what makes us rich." The lofty ideals of the new generation of successors.”
"Fourth, what are you talking about? Am I the one who cares about this? I just stopped talking because I was thinking about how you should express your love to impress Miao Tingting."
The boss looked upright, and Xu Hao also raised his head and smiled honestly, "Fourth brother, you have misunderstood me. We are roommates and brothers. If you don't lend me your notebook, I won't help you."
Well, am I, Xu Hao, this kind of person?"
The fourth child really wanted to say that you two are this kind of people, but right now he has something to ask for, so he had to bury these words deep in his heart and convey them through his eyes and facial expressions.
"In fact, confession is the same as fighting. The purpose is to capture the opponent. As the art of war goes, attacking the heart is the top, attacking the city is the bottom. Victory in the heart is the top, victory in the army is the bottom. The only one who conquers the enemy without fighting is the soldier.
The royal way."
The eldest brother began to talk about ancient words, and the fourth child listened carefully and asked curiously: "How to attack the mind?"
"If you want to attack your opponent's heart, you have to understand your opponent. It is said that knowing yourself and the enemy means you will be victorious in any battle. Only by understanding Miao Tingting's character, her hobbies, and then playing to her liking can we win in one fell swoop."
"Listening to your words is worth ten years of reading."
The fourth child clasped his fists towards the boss, and then asked shamelessly: "Then how to implement it specifically?"
"How specific is this? Second child, please tell fourth child. I don't need to answer this little question."
After the boss gave a shameless theory, he handed over the task to Xu Hao. Xu Hao patted his notebook and said firmly: "Social workers, only social workers are king."
"Fourth, don't listen to the nonsense of Second."
Su Wang couldn't stand it anymore. The second son, Xu Hao, was so obsessed with hacking that he even said the word social worker. Although to a certain extent, social work means to conduct research on all aspects of a person's information.
There is nothing wrong with using research to pursue girls, as it can increase the chance of a successful confession.
However, Su Wang has always felt that when pursuing a girl, you can learn some information about the girl through appropriate insinuations and acquaintances around the girl, but it can only be the most basic information. If you really want to pursue a girl, it will be like marching.
If it's the same, then it wouldn't be interesting.
"Third brother, I know that the boss and the second child are unreliable. What good ideas can two old bachelors come up with? Third brother, you can even chase your sister-in-law who is like a fairy. You must be a master in this way. Please teach me some secrets."
, I would like to thank you in advance on behalf of my and Miao Tingting’s future children.”
Well……
Su Wang was about to answer, but at this moment the door of the dormitory was pushed open, and a beast from dormitory 309 next door walked in.
"What's going on? You don't need telescopes today?"
The beast looked at the four people in Su Wang's dormitory with confusion on his face. The fourth child, Shen Zidong, gritted his teeth and replied: "How can I still be in the mood to look at the telescope? My future wife will be pried away."
"Is this happening? Brother, you can't do it. Your girlfriend has to be coaxed. Let me tell you, my girlfriend was devoted to me when I was in high school. Now she is studying at the Medical University and she sends me messages every day."
"May I ask the great master how you did it?" Lao Si asked humbly for advice.
"Hey, do you know why I like to study the stars? It's just to pick up girls. Let me tell you, any rose you give is too weak now. I just give stars directly. There is a so-called star naming system in the world. It only costs one hundred
You can buy the right to sign a planet for just one dollar, and then name the planet after a girl. No girl can refuse this romance."
The beast in 309 had a proud expression on his face. The boss and the others were shocked. Even Su Wang looked at this beast with admiration. He is really a talent.