The police came to the infirmary to ask about the loss of property in Su Wang's dormitory. When Su Wang and the other four reported the lost property, the police and the dormitory director were shocked.
"The combined property damage of the other six dormitories is not as much as that of your dormitory. It seems that your dormitory is the dormitory of the rich in our building. Why are you so fussy about washing clothes?"
The laundry the building director mentioned was referring to the several coin-operated washing machines placed on the first floor of the dormitory. This thing appeared at the corner of the dormitory corridor a month ago. According to the building director, the school is considerate of students doing laundry in winter.
It was not easy, so we specially obtained these machines.
However, in the opinion of Liu Jian and others, if the school really understands the difficulty of doing laundry in winter, it should cancel the coin-operated function. This is not understanding, but a disguised form of income generation.
A few people even speculated that the reason why the school does not install heating in winter is to prepare for revenue generation?
Therefore, in order to say no to this kind of behavior in the school, the eldest brother Liu Jian launched an activity in his dormitory to boycott all sprouts of capitalism. This activity was originally only participated by four people in Suwang dormitory, but thinking that our country has always united everything that can be united
As young people in the new era, we must naturally inherit this fine tradition.
Therefore, at the suggestion of the boss Liu Jian, the conference also invited the dormitory next door, and turned the originally internal meeting into an expanded consultative meeting. After fully listening to the opinions of other dormitory parties, the two parties reached an agreement.
If you remove the heavy coat, a washing machine can probably put in twelve pieces of clothes, and a person can only wear five pieces of clothes at most. In order to maximize the benefits in the fight against capitalism, we decided to put together twelve pieces of clothes for three people.
Let's go to the washing machine together.
Therefore, every time I went to do laundry in Su Wang's dormitory or the dormitory next door, I would see three basins next to the washing machine. This scene disgusted the building manager and made him laugh out loud from time to time.
In Liu Jian's opinion, the reason why the building manager did this is that the washing machine may have the building manager's shares. The building manager is a traitor who has infiltrated capitalism and the proletariat, so there is no need to pay attention to it.
However, in the end, this model failed to last for two reasons.
The first reason: the famous theory of the three monks running out of water. At first, the three partners would go down to get their clothes, but later they would say: "Brother, please also collect the clothes you helped me with."
Collect it, who is going to collect it?
This became a problem, and everyone took turns to come to the back to make a decision. Regarding this issue, the two dormitories also launched a heated discussion.
The second reason, which ultimately led to the bankruptcy of the plan, was who used the washing powder?
At first everyone decided that three people would take turns getting out the washing powder, but after a few passes, Xu Hao discovered that he had run out of washing powder, but the guy in the next dormitory still had half of the washing powder. He instantly felt that he had been deceived and revolutionary.
The friendship broke down.
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The property losses in Su Wang's dormitory were as follows: 5,645 yuan in monetary losses, 3,200 yuan of which belonged to Su Wang, and the rest belonged to Liu Jian and three other people in the dormitory. Two laptops were also lost.
Because everyone keeps mobile phones by their bedside, the thief may have thought he had gained enough and didn’t want to take risks, so he didn’t do anything.
In other words, the total property damage added up to tens of thousands of dollars. No wonder the landlord and the two police officers were a little shocked.
The police stationed on campus also know the students very well.
College students are the richest for a while at the beginning of school, and then gradually enter a state of poverty. By the time the semester is almost over, they all turn into abject poverty.
Steamed buns, which used to be hard to sell in the school cafeteria, became extremely popular at the end of the semester.
Therefore, it is rare for a thief to steal more than 5,000 yuan in cash from Su Wang's dormitory. The total cash of the other dormitories is only more than 2,000 yuan, and one of the dormitories only contributed
It cost sixty yuan.
After registering the information, the policeman and the building manager left, but then Guo Shuang appeared.
"I heard that you were robbed from the rich and given to the poor?"
"Brother Shuang, we are not unkind people for the sake of wealth. What you said is too much."
"It's too much. The news has spread. Now everyone in your dormitory knows that the people in dormitory 308 are rich." Guo Shuang walked in with a nonchalant look, glanced at Su Wang and the others and said, "But I
I don’t think you can expect the school police to catch the thief. There are cases of theft in our school every year, but the thief is almost never caught.”
"No way, the school police are so useless?"
"It's not useless, but what can I say about this matter? Stealing is just a trivial matter after all, and people don't take it seriously. There was once a thief who was caught, but that was because this guy was not satisfied with stealing the men's dormitory.
He also sneaked into the girls' dormitory to steal, which alarmed the whole school. The school leader personally spoke out, and the police station also took it seriously, and the thief was caught in just 24 hours."
"This is so unfair. Why can girls enjoy such treatment?"
Shen Zidong had a dissatisfied expression on his face. Miao Tingting on the side rolled her eyes at him and said angrily: "How about you change your personality and move to the girls' dormitory, and you can enjoy such treatment."
"Forget it, my family is passed down from three generations alone."
Su Wang Wan'er, he can understand the different treatment in schools. As for boys, thieves can only steal something if they come in. As long as you have a good sense of safety and close the door and lock it, you will be fine.
But it's different in the girls' dormitory. If the thief has other ideas, once something happens, the school leaders will have to take responsibility and bear the huge pressure of public opinion.
"Fourth, please be patient. If you don't believe me, ask your younger siblings whether the law protects the rights of boys regarding sexual harassment?" Liu Jian looked like someone who had come before.
Tang Jin was applying a hot towel to Su Wang's forehead. After hearing Liu Jian's words, he thought for a moment and replied: "There is no domestic law yet, but if there are a few more sensational cases of men being harassed, I will
It is estimated that the legislative opportunity will open to amend the bill. How about you sacrifice yourselves for the rights of all Chinese men?"
"I think the current laws are pretty good and there is no need to change them."
Liu Jian shook his head like a rattle. What a joke. He used his own sacrifice to promote the revision of the law in this area. Although he can be famous throughout the ages, he thought that when people later mentioned this bill, they said: Remember this name, Liu Jian.
, a poor man who was raped.
He probably didn't need his father to pick up a knife and chop him. He would have hit his head against the wall and died.
"Since the school can't catch the thief, then we will catch it ourselves." Xu Hao, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said.
"How to catch it yourself?"
"If a thief steals our laptop, he must sell it. There are a lot of good things in my laptop. It can be traced to the IP address. Then the thief can be caught in reverse."
Regarding the good things Xu Hao mentioned, Su Wang and others all understood that the so-called good things were hacker software.
"What if he formats your computer and reinstalls the system, then nothing will be lost."
"So we can only bet that the thief will not be so smart to format the computer. Because my computer does not have a power-on password, the thief will probably turn it on and play for a while, which gives us a chance."
Xu Hao began to analyze the thief's psychology. If a thief steals a laptop, he must first test whether the laptop is good or bad, so that he can sell it. As long as the thief is connected to the Internet during the test, he can pass
The hacking software on the laptop detected the thief's IP address.
"We need to act quickly. We can't waste time in the infirmary. I have to go and stare at the company computer."
"Which company are you going to? Monitor, what are you talking about?"
Before Xu Hao could step out of the infirmary, Zhang Yuanyuan, secretary of the Communist Youth League, walked in and said, "Teacher Ma Zhe knows about your dormitory and asked me to take him to convey his concern for you, and said that he will go to the infirmary in the afternoon.
Come to see you."
Hearing Zhang Yuanyuan's words, Su Wang and others rolled their eyes. They didn't come here to see themselves. They clearly didn't believe them and wanted to see for themselves.
Of course, it’s no wonder that Teacher Ma Zhe would do this. After Su Wang founded Meituan.com, the four brothers in their dormitory almost all skipped classes like Ma Zhe, except for some technical classes. Ma Zhe
The teacher was being merciful by not directly giving me a failing grade.
"I think I need to lie down some more."
Xu Hao silently lay back on the chair and covered himself with the quilt again.
Zhang Yuanyuan came in a hurry and left in a hurry. The league secretary of her class has great authority, because Su Wang, the squad leader, is completely in name only and does not care about things, and Liu Jian has been busy opening up the public relations of Meituan.com during this time, and he has gained a lot of experience.
When it comes to the big event, I don’t care about the things in the class anymore.
In Liu Jian's words, the people I deal with now are all the presidents and ministers of the student unions of various schools. If I focus on such a small place as the class, I will lose my status.
An hour later, the old professor who taught Su Wang and Ma Zhe came as expected. After looking at the medical examination sheets of Su Wang and the others from the doctor, he confirmed that the four Su Wangs really had a cold.
, the old professor just left.
And the four Su Wang people could clearly feel the old professor's disappointed expression when he left, which made the four Su Wang people feel ashamed. How deeply the old professor resented them. He was thinking that the four of them were pretending to be sick, and then
Give me a one-time failing grade?
People's hearts are not as old as they used to be, and the world is declining. What about the traditional Chinese virtues of harmony between teachers and students?
Three days later!
The four of them, Su Wang, received news from the old professor that because the three of them missed the exam, the old professor decided to let them take the Ma Zhe test together with another class.
The other class is from the Department of Humanities and Philosophy.
After hearing the news, Su Wang and the others were silent for a long time. Finally, Shen Zidong raised his head and cursed: "A common man with a bright head and an old thief with a gray beard."
Can Ma Zhe from the philosophy department and Ma Zhe from the economics department be of the same depth?
This is just like the mathematics test paper for liberal arts and the mathematics test paper for science. Can the difficulty of the two be the same?