Chapter 22 You may make a small profit, but the other party will never lose!
The small favor that Sun Man mentioned was indeed a small favor in Sun Man's opinion, so small that she was unwilling to make any suggestions on her own.
"You like a girl of yours, but you don't dare to confess and don't know what to do?"
Looking at the blushing shy boy standing in front of him, Su Wang couldn't help but laugh or cry. The small favor Sun Man asked him to do was very simple, that is, to help her cousin pursue a girl.
It is said that women understand women better. Wouldn't it be more appropriate for her to provide training and guidance to her cousin?
However, in the face of Su Wang's questioning, Sun Man just left a sentence lightly, "My dad said that you are smooth-tongued and the best at deceiving, so you must be very good at coaxing girls."
Sun Man walked away as light as the clouds in the sky, leaving only Su Wang and Sun Man's cousin staring at each other with big eyes.
"Shouldn't you focus on studying at this time? Your sister asked me to teach you how to pick up girls, so you won't be afraid that your academic performance will decline, that you will not be able to get into a good university in the future, and that you will not be able to find a good job after graduation?"
When my cousin heard Su Wang's words, he looked a little shy and said, "My grades have been at the bottom of our class for a semester in a row. The only time I took the exam was second to last because the person who was ranked first fell asleep during the exam and drooled."
When I got to the test paper, the teacher was disgusted and gave me a zero mark."
Su Wang instantly looked at his cousin with a high-spirited gaze. No wonder Sun Man asked him to teach his cousin how to pick up girls. With his cousin's grades, it was already hopeless to study. The only way out was to kidnap an ignorant girl while he was in school.
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No, as a person who has been baptized by the Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces and the spirit of building China in the new era with Chinese characteristics, how could he collude with Sun Man's cousin to do such a thing that hurts an ignorant girl?
As if he sensed the meaning in Su Wang's eyes, his cousin said proudly: "I have more than 20 excavators at home and several construction sites. My dad said that when I graduate, he will give me a construction site to play with."
, let me practice my skills."
"It turned out to be the second generation of rich people. I'm disrespectful."
Su Wang clasped his fists and realized that he was a little stupid. The Sun Man family was the richest man in the county, so the entire Sun family would naturally be doing well. It was a normal social phenomenon for one person to become a chicken or a dog and ascend to heaven.
"You are already a rich second generation, and you still want me to teach you how to pick up girls."
As soon as Su Wang said these words, his cousin's expression became angry and he shouted: "You don't understand, I really like Yaoyao. What I want is pure love."
"I think I probably understand."
There is a disease called: Rich People Seek True Love Disease.
In his previous life, Su Wang often saw some wealthy second-generation people complaining about nothing on the Internet, posting videos and photos showing off their wealth, accompanied by texts about finding true love.
However, some women are really fooled, so there is such an ironic saying: Talk about relationships with rich people, and talk about houses and cars with poor people.
Of course, Su Wang believed that his cousin was not complaining to gain attention when he said this. A sixteen-year-old boy should not be so scheming.
After a conversation, Su Wang roughly understood the situation.
The cousin's name is Sun Xinyu, and the girl he likes is called Su Yaoyao. Look at these two names. One is Sun and the other is Su. Aren't they the same surnames as himself and Sun Man?
Could it be that Sun Man was implying something by asking him to help?
The image of Sun Man, the arrogant white swan, clinging to his shoulder appeared inexplicably in his mind. Su Wang couldn't help but shudder. No, this is too inconsistent with his personality. He must be overthinking.
My thoughts returned to my cousin. The love between my cousin and Su Yaoyao, oh no, to be precise, it was a secret love. This secret love started very simply, just like the buds in spring. You didn't notice it at all, but it happened one time.
When I woke up in the early morning after the rain, I found flowers blooming.
Youthful love usually sprouts like this.
The cousin didn't know how he fell in love with Su Yaoyao. He only knew that he dreamed of Su Yaoyao one night, and then when he came to the classroom the next day, his eyes kept staring at Su Yaoyao's back, and then he went back to dream again at night.
I dreamed of Su Yaoyao, and after repeating this for three days, my cousin was sure that he must like Su Yaoyao.
Su Yaoyao is the top student in her cousin's class and has very good academic performance. According to her cousin's investigation, Su Yaoyao has not been in love since she was in junior high school. If she hadn't fallen ill a few days before the high school entrance examination, she should be able to enter 1 by now.
class.
After knowing the general idea, Su Wang felt that it was a bit difficult to deal with. First of all, his cousin couldn't explain why he liked her. Also, according to his cousin, the girl hadn't been in love yet, so it was hard to determine what kind of girl he liked.
Girls' feelings are always poetry. A girl who has just begun to fall in love probably has a fantasy in her heart about what her partner is like. These conditions will form a frame, and as long as the boy can enter the frame, then if he wants to enter the girl's heart, it will be
Simple.
"So, the first step you have to do is to determine what kind of boy Su Yaoyao likes?"
Listening to Su Wang's words, his cousin's face showed approval, because he felt that Su Wang was right. Sure enough, the person his cousin introduced to him was reliable. Such an analysis was indeed true.
"Then how should I know what kind of boys Yaoyao likes?"
Regarding this issue...
"You can't ask directly. Most of these girls who have never been in love are thin-skinned, and you and she are not... not in a heart-to-heart relationship."
Looking at his cousin's face that was full of curiosity, Su Wang changed "unfamiliar" to "not familiar", and then continued: "In this case, don't the rental bookstores outside the campus have many romance novels that girls like to read?
Go rent a few books, and remember to rent a book with different male protagonists, such as a domineering CEO type, a warm-hearted guy type, a top academic type, or a bad student type. In short, rent a copy for each type of male protagonist."
"I understand, you mean to let me imitate the male protagonists in those romance novels. If Yaoyao doesn't like this kind of character, then I will change to the next one."
The cousin was very happy, but Su Wang poured cold water on it directly, "What I mean is that you put these novels on her desk and see which novel she likes to read, and then you follow the character of the male protagonist of that novel.
and image to get in touch with her.”
Of course, there was one thing Su Wang kept in his heart but didn't say out loud. If the other person likes someone who is a top academic, then it's better to give up as soon as possible.
"That's a good idea. I'm going to the bookstore now to look for books."
"Don't worry, this is just the first step. In addition, you should pay attention to establishing a good relationship with the girls around Su Yaoyao. If a best friend is half the mother-in-law, you will be half successful if you manage the girls around Su Yaoyao."
Chasing a girl doesn't just involve the girl herself. Sometimes the people around the girl also need to establish good relationships, especially girls of this age. Their will is not that strong to begin with, and they are also ignorant about love.
Sometimes a word from a friend around her can make a girl change her mind.
Seeing the confused expression on his cousin's face, Su Wang knew that he should give him some advice.
"This unity is tricky. You can't show it too obviously. For example, if the girl next to Su Yaoyao goes to the canteen to buy something, you happen to be there. If you buy some drinks or soda, you can help pay for it. For example, if they wear
You can praise a new dress a few times, but you can't show it so openly, and you can't show that you are interested in Su Yaoyao in front of them. "
"But how could I meet them at the canteen?"
Su Wang raised his head and looked at the sky. He suddenly felt tired. He really thought that the chance encounter was just a chance encounter.
Facts have proven that, except for the first time, every chance encounter between a man and a woman is a tacit and planned coincidence.
Ask those boys who have girlfriends on campus, how much of their so-called chance encounters and fates are planned or tips obtained by bribery of their girlfriends.
When Su Wang was in college, he heard a senior talk about his love experience.
The senior liked a girl. He started with the girl's dormitory roommate. After giving her a small gift to build a relationship, he learned about the girl's activities from the roommate's mouth, and thus created many chance encounters on campus.
When they met for the thirtieth time, the senior finally plucked up the courage to confess to the girl, saying: There are 6 billion people in the world, and a person's life spans 29,200 days based on the age of eighty. The probability of two strangers meeting is 0.00487.
And we were able to meet thirty times in just one month. This is fate and God's guidance.
At that time, the brothers in Su Wang's dormitory were very impressed by their senior. Sure enough, the best way to defeat the enemy was to break into the enemy's interior.
Later, when the senior senior student was about to graduate, several brothers in Su Wang's dormitory invited the senior student to dinner and helped the senior student learn from his practice. After getting drunk, the senior student told the truth.
"I thought I was the winner, but actually my girlfriend is the winner. You know, the information that my best friend who was bribed by me gave me was specially given to her by my girlfriend."
"My girlfriend said that the cold wind blew in the playground every night for a month in the middle of winter, and her hair was almost gone. If I don't confess, she is planning to confess to me."
So in the end, it turns out that it is useless to bribe a girl's best friend. You may think that you have planted an undercover agent, but I'm sorry, in fact, the other party is a double agent.
You may make a small profit, but the other party will definitely not lose.