Chapter 26 The Specialties of Liberal Arts Students
Su Wang stood up on his own initiative without waiting for Lao Ban to call his name. The reason why he volunteered was not to be in the limelight, but because he finally knew what dilemma Tang Jin was currently facing.
It was obvious that Lao Ban definitely wanted to ask Tang Jin's name, and since Tang Jin couldn't stand up now, he had no choice but to interrupt what Lao Ban was going to do next.
"Oh, classmate Su Wang wants to say, then classmate Su Wang, tell me why you chose liberal arts."
Su Wang's opening made Liu Yichao a little surprised, but as a teacher, since the students wanted to speak, he naturally would not interrupt the students' enthusiasm.
"Teacher, the reason why I chose liberal arts is very simple. I can talk meaningfully when I brag to others. The most important thing is that I can deceive my girlfriend."
The whole class burst into laughter, and Liu Yichao looked livid. In his opinion, Su Wang's answer was just to undermine him. If his teacher hadn't been in the classroom, he would have told Su Wang to get out.
"Classmate Su Wang, can you tell me more specifically."
With his teacher here, Liu Yichao told himself in his heart that he had to maintain his image and not get angry. He suppressed his anger and asked.
"Everyone knows that housing prices have risen sharply now. A house in our county costs hundreds of thousands, let alone those big cities. Now if you are talking about marriage, you must consider the housing issue."
Su Wang was not afraid. Of course, he was not causing trouble, but all the satisfactory answers had been answered. In order to save Tang Jin, he could only answer from other aspects, mainly to delay time.
"A house costs one million. If you are a science student, you will probably calculate with your girlfriend how much down payment you will need, how much loan you will need, how much interest will be on the loan, and how many years it will take to repay it..."
The students present were all attracted by Su Wang's words. Yes, this is how the loan for buying a house is calculated.
"They are science students, but we liberal arts students are different. We liberal arts students can use the sweet talk we have learned to coax girls into forgetting about the house."
puff!
The classmates in the class poured a large amount of it.
Su Wang looked at these classmates and said to himself: "You are still young. When you go to college, you will know how popular sweet words are. Girls, they say they hate men who talk sweet words, but in fact they just hate growing up.
Ugly men talk sweet words."
Liu Yichao was also angry, but when he thought about it carefully, it seemed that it was the reason that when he was in college, his wife would choose him instead of a competitor with better conditions. Isn't it because he often read a few poems in front of her?
Poetry, write something literary and romantic?
In the words of my wife, I liked the way you pretended to be cool even though you had no money.
However, this does not mean that Liu Yichao will not be angry so easily. He still said in a deep voice: "Since Mr. Su Wang said that studying liberal arts is helpful for falling in love, please give me a few examples, Mr. Su Wang."
"Give me an example?"
Su Wang's smile became even brighter when he heard Lao Ban's request. He might not be able to answer it in other aspects, but as an online writer and someone who is good at writing pretentious plots, this kind of thing can't trouble him.
"Teacher, can I come to the podium?"
"Okay." Liu Yichao was stunned. Although he didn't know why Su Wang did this, he still agreed.
Walking from the desk to the podium, when Su Wang passed by Tang Jin, his steps slowed down for a moment, and then he continued to walk towards the podium.
Tang Jin, Tang Jin, I'm showing off this time all because of you.
With this kind of self-hypnosis, Su Wang no longer had any psychological burden on this pretense. He stood on the podium, looked at the classmates below, and said: "When chasing a girl, the first step is to confess.
Now, how do you usually confess your love?"
"You must tell girls that I like you."
Yang Lin was a great supporter for Su Wang.
"Yes, I like you, but is it too repetitive? Remember, we are liberal arts students, so we can change the way and express our love for girls in another form."
Swish, swish, swish!
Su Wang picked up the chalk, turned around and wrote on the blackboard: "The warm mountains and soft waters are filled with thousands of stars, but they are not even half as good as your facial features."
After writing this sentence, the eyes of the students present lit up. As students in Class 1, they naturally have a good foundation in literature, and they also understood the meaning of Su Wang's words.
When boys and girls of this age express their love, most of them either use mobile phone text messages or letter paper. So what can be more stylish than this kind of literary and artistic sentence?
Su Wang did not stop writing there, but continued writing on the blackboard with the chalk.
"I will always like you: the clouds are entangled by the wind and don't know where it is, just like the wind blowing thousands of miles without knowing when it will return."
"I miss you so much: as the south wind rises, missing you makes me sick."
"I will stay with you all my life: I hope there will be time to look back and grow old together with deep love."
"Whether you like me or not, I still like you: Sansheng is lucky enough to meet you, even though it is sad, it is still love."
"You left me, what should I do? When you left, the four seasons were disrupted, and I became ill for a long time."
"Finally, if we break up, we can still leave behind a blessing: The spring breeze and I are both passers-by, and you will embrace the stars with the autumn water."
…
The blackboard was filled with dense writing by Su Wang, and the students below all looked at it. So it turns out that confession can still be like this?
Only Liu Yichao's expression became strange, because the sentences Su Wang wrote were very similar to the love letters he wrote to his girlfriend when he was in college.
After writing this, Su Wang looked at the stunned classmates, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and continued: "Choose liberal arts. I hope that when you take your beloved girl to travel and look at the beautiful rivers and mountains, not
I just yelled: Damn, what a beautiful scenery.”
"When you choose liberal arts, I hope that when you see those precious cultural relics, you don't just say, "This is so valuable," but that you can travel through that thick history, travel to that time and space, and witness that period of glory or desolation.
The past.”
"When you choose liberal arts, I hope that when you see the mottled city walls, you will not think of the dilapidation, but listen to the sound of the city walls and know how many heroes and heroes have passed by on horseback."
Seeing the students listening attentively, Su Wang suddenly changed his tone and said, "To sum it up in one sentence, when you brag, you have to be on target."
…
Three seconds later, the classmates in the class spontaneously applauded. Tang Jin looked at Su Wang on the podium. In this winter, this boy's smile was very bright, just like a stone dropped into the calm water, which shocked everyone.
The heart of a young girl.
What I liked about him at that time was probably because the sun shone on him, reflecting his warm smile, and maybe because his white shirt was relatively clean.
Therefore, when Su Wang saw a love letter in his desk drawer the next day, he was a little confused about whether to laugh or cry.